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UG having him some Crist-ass ;v (Its actually Cristice, but I was making a pun HEHEHEBHEKBKHEBKHELKJAL;KJAELKJBLKRFBLEH I’m funny)Both me and you knew this was gonna happen eventually :U@gag-me-and-spank-meStarting off the year right
One Piece 30 Day Challenge (in one day durrrr)
spookypiecequotes: Happy Birthday Franky! I heard that you’ll be making fireworks for the party? How will I be able to see them though since I don’t have any eyes?! Well, do you have a tune that you would like to hear? You must dance with Robin
Just like your mommy taught you when you were young, it’s so important to mind your manners and to always say thank you! You should feel grateful that chastity belts are so easy to access online, so if you don’t have one, buy one, even if you don’t
On the one hand, this makes one of my opening lines for my chapter post even greater than it was already going to be (I have planned precisely two (2) things in advance for those, and this is the month for one of them).On the other, Overwatch is having
firewithinmysoul: 2makeyewsmile: Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman:
hipster-trichster: 2makeyewsmile: Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman:
fumbledeegrumble: only-blogging-2-save-rock-n-roll: jolly-plaguefather: … I don’t understand why this mesmerized me, but gosh-dang, it sure did. Yes, to all *whines* but I don’t have enough money for hot dogs..
you-oughta-know:I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like
Don’t have a crap attack!
creepsmcpasta: themrcreepypasta: missshadowlovely: Explain to me why you don’t have one of these. (＾▽＾) Yes! Explain to me why You dont have a fine bod like that one!Also why don’t you have a Mr.CreepyPasta Shirt No explanation needed
hipster-trichster:2makeyewsmile:Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost
I am so nervous about tomorrow omg I’m a child and I’m supposed to be teaching children and I definitely don’t have enough decorations frick. my mentor is going to take one look at me and go “wait you got hired?”
howdydowdy:i mean do what you want but i don’t think telling people what their gender is (instead of letting them be the one to decide what it is/decide they don’t have one) is subversive and revelatory as long as you’re telling them they’re not
virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo:What percent of tumblr are cat owners? I have catsI don’t have catsSee ResultsPls reblog if u vote :)
animexion: urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t
jager-princess: i tried to think of a good excuse for making this but tbh i…. really don’t have one………
how do i not have a single akira card wtf
tarynel: pleasestopandrew: Tell me a story of how you got one of your scars and where it’s at? It was my birthday and for some odd reason I wanted soup. It was way too hot and I was told to not sit down yet but I didn’t listen. Our table is very
aim-e-la: This was literally in my top 5 must haves for the house. My neighbor and I have identical lots, but she opted for the smaller house so she could have a bigger yard for her four dogs (and one cat, but it hates outside). She’s 29.
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
rpfunstuff:if you’re not already, i highly recommend following dear-indies. they have quite a large collection of rp blog masterlists and i’ve found if they don’t have one for the fandom you’re in, they can help you find one! not only that but
2makeyewsmile: Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for
thee-peruvian-goddess: thee-peruvian-goddess: Where’s my booty call when I need him? Oh right. I don’t have one Ugh I may have one but its -30 degrees F with the windchill so neither of us are goin anywhere
yamineftis: You don't have to worry about him anymore I made myself sadpixiv link
digitaldiscipline:galahadwilder:queer-cosette:queer-cosette:galahadwilder:queer-cosette:sunfoxfic:galahadwilder:No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses,
grudge: One of the most amazing bonds you can have with someone is when you’re so close with them all you have to do is sit in a room with them and being satisfied by their presence is enough for both of you, you don’t have to do anything to impress
kitkatniss: I don’t think I will ever truly be happy until I have one of those secret bookshelf doors where you have to pull out a certain book to open the door.
kristingif: Luffy: I keep telling you.. Don’t die!Ace: I only have.. One regret. That I couldn’t see you fulfill your dream.
choosechoice: roseletjack-die: Don’t like abortion? Don’t get one. Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t have one. Don’t like something? Get the fuck over it because you are not the center of the fucking universe and putting others down because of
communists replied to your photo i still don’t have one. like tbh the most recent sex partner i have (bf of 1 yr) is the only person to make me come. i’m way behind the times. y’know besides myself. i want one. well i’m glad he works :P i
askthefamilyoflove: Ruby: Those creeps had better have been staring because you’re so beautiful!!!!! Wait no, I don’t want them to stare at you, uhh…Sapphire: Hush now Hon, it dosen’t bother me any more, but as a kid it really got to me and I
drawbauchery: MER CHISMAS!!! Have some reindeer babs bonus: i don’t have time to make a new one right now so MERRY CHRISTMAS PART 2
thigh gaps aren’t everything. it doesn’t matter if you have one or if you don’t have one. don’t judge too hard for people that do, and don’t judge too hard for people that don’t. maybe it’s genetics. don’t think “girls shouldn’t have
10 minutes of yoga (or even 5) is better than 0 minutes of yoga. 10 minutes of meditation (or even 5) is better than 0 minutes of meditation. If you are constantly busy, please don’t have this notion that just a few minutes of a mindful practice isn’t
