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Sushi Drinks & Gossip w/ @angel586 #partnerincrime #sushi #drinks #cheers #repost I don’t know what I would do without you
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2014/05/24/drinking-with-alessa-crow/If it is wrong for me to do a shot every time AlessaCrow does a shot, then I don’t wanna be right. Right now, I am getting pretty tipsy, but I’m usually still very good at identifying
franciscocostantinofan: franciscocostantinofan: littlemisschastity: Riding a dildo to an orgasm-free ejaculation. Delicious torture! And gurls, don’t forget to drink your milk… Nice cock YOU WANT TO DRINK YOUR MILK EVERY LAST DROP
toodeviant: Sometimes things don’t quite go according to plan. Tia Ling is tough as nails, but she doesn’t quite manage to drink the piss in the bag before reaching the panic point one will sometimes tend to go to when asphyxiated. This drama played
Be careful you don’t let your jack-o-lanterns drink too much tonight … ;)
bingo bang where we going what we doing this night? feel drunk already maybe drink got spiked but more likely other like that I’m just a light weight, but I don’t care man I been drunk forever, I sedated.
wholockedforever: twoturnsleft: in-my-mind-palace: cantwearhats: heysammy: WEEPING ANGEL, YOU ARE DRUNK. Don’t Drink. Drink and you’re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe. People assume that drunkenness is a strict progression
I don't drink beer, I drink Arizona.
sometimes, when i hold my breath, i can’t breathe Sometimes when I don’t eat, I get hungry. sometimes when I hear something stupid, I reply sarcastically.sometimes when i don’t exercise i get fat. Sometimes, when I don’t drink, I get thirsty.
franki-e: eliciaforever: kingshota: i don’t care if the artist’s comments consist of keysmashing i don’t care if the artist’s comments consist of a single emoticon i don’t care if the artist’s comments consist of “im hungry” i don’t
shirkerbx3: mikeinelart: What if “Gravity Falls” was an anime Based and audio taken from the show “Gravity Falls” by Disney.(Episode: Golf War) “Shit like this is why I drink” “BX, you don’t drink alcohol” “I’M
➰ Who wants to buy some drinks for this party girl????? I get very very very naughty when I get tipsy don’t I ?? @verb411 @faceless-husband ➰ Enjoy PG
acesapphic: Ready for a long ace-centric metaphor about sex? Alright, so. Coffee. I don’t drink coffee. I have no desire to drink coffee. I find people who enthusiastically go on about the flavor differences of lattes, espressos, and french press
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
pyxell: darthtnt: facebookstaff: fuckoffedna: facebookstaff: Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka???????? Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.
pennywell-livington: socialfoto: Jack Daniel’s by cuneytakin #SocialFoto I don’t drink Jack, but this is an amazing photograph. Jack is my go to drink.
watson-sighs-and-tuts: You don’t know me. You don’t know anything about me. I’m not human. (…) Humans don’t drink blood. (…) I have spent my whole life looking for that thing that killed my mother. It made me what I am. And every time I take
socialbutts: sazzy-one: sit-down-hamilton: littlecofiegirl: lumpnuggets: if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive. nature is amazing DONT DRINK AND DRIVE,
nutrifitblr: Eat More, Not Less - smaller frequent meals, rather than one or two huge meals!Drink More Water!!Remember to Snack (healthy) throughout the day.Don’t drink too much with your meals. Drink water 20-30 minutes before you eat instead.Eat
chirotus: eggtrolls: god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink
BACK IN THE DAY |1/12/96| The movie, Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, is released in theaters.
niceisneat: here’s a tip if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink respect it
I hecked up my order at Starbucks and now I’m drinking a for real coffee drink and I’m trying to not be a big baby about it, but I am not a coffee drinker so I’m trying to play it cool while I write Caesar/Joseph fic at this place.
caterinasforzas: I like women to be ladies… thegoddamazon: chaosghost: I like women to be ladies, and there are certain things ladies don’t do. Ladies don’t dress like two bit whores, ladies dont smoke cigarettes, and ladies don’t drink
wheezyandherman: troyesivan: tinywingscraftshop: bagofscones: cozywarmhappythings: The joys of a cup of tea. This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day. Must. Drink. Moar. Tea. are we forgetting that it tastes like a warm cup of home and liquid
eggtrolls: god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila,
levyafan: patchoulism: gonguedo: patchoulism: gonguedo: patchoulism: You know, for a nation of alcoholics, Russian language is weird for not having an equivalent of “cheers“. they don’t drink when they’re happy But they drink all the time.
sonyaliloquy: crazy-pages: daja-the-hypnokitten: onemillionspiders: acesapphic: Ready for a long ace-centric metaphor about sex? Alright, so. Coffee. I don’t drink coffee. I have no desire to drink coffee. I find people who enthusiastically go
spencerofspace: My mother having me take a shot of the Korean drink Soju, which has 21% alcohol content. If it’s at all evident, I don’t drink. Ever. Goddamn I look horrid in this, but it’s funny. Also, I drank it fine on my second try.
gooeybelle: thegoddamazon: chaosghost: I like women to be ladies, and there are certain things ladies don’t do. Ladies don’t dress like two bit whores, ladies dont smoke cigarettes, and ladies don’t drink alcohol and get drunk. Ladies should
kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm: paego: corporalcarp: niknak79: an actual reason to go outside hE Y WAIT DON’T don’t drink anything from a windex bottle!!! the plastic absorbs ammonia from the windex and when you drink anything out of it you’re at
shinoboobs: ghostcostumeparty said: I’ve heard this called “Don’t Drink & Drive.” My friends and I came up with a Double Dash variant in which the person in back drinks while the other drives. We call it “Designated Driver.” that’s
littlepandabear: dirk-kawaiider: dirk-kawaiider: the-insanity-of-mojiru: dirk-kawaiider: the-insanity-of-mojiru: Let’s talk about the water situation down in WV. The water is now FLAMABLE. Seriously, guys, don’t touch it don’t drink it don’t
did-you-kno:People who don’t drink alcohol are more likely to die young, according to a recent study. During the 20-year study, people who’d never had a drink had the highest rate (69%) of premature death. Heavy drinkers were next in line, but moderate
observationsofmeatspace: You don’t drink to forget, you drink to remember.
you know what’s great. when you’re trying to quit drinking and everybody is absolutely appalled at that decision and tries to convince you all night to Drink Alcohol or you’re no funalso turns out i am actually empirically no fun at parties without
i-am-a-fish: remember to drink water today!!!!!!!!! because if you don’t drink waterthe water will drink you
curvellas: if a nigga tell you he don’t drink water and don’t eat fruit don’t ever suck his dick i promise you his nut will taste like motor oil and swisher sweets like don’t do it to yourself.
reinadelobos: Rocco: I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit! Connor MacManus: Now they don’t want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don’t drink. Murphy MacManus: Don’t smoke. Don’t drive
49915.) I really have no life. I don't drink, I don't go to parties, I don't take risks, I don't do fun things, I don't ever go out anywhere at all.. When I rarely do hang out with people we go to each other's houses and basically do nothing. I wish I
curvellas: if a boy tell you he don’t drink water and don’t eat fruit don’t ever suck his dick i promise you his nut will taste like motor oil and swisher sweets like don’t do it to yourself.
This is why you don’t drink and drive. And don’t feel pressured to ride with someone who has been drinking. Not only are you risking your own life, but you’re also risking all the people in your car, as well as every single person on the road.
Omg you make me wanna drink ):< so bad. So frustrated. But good lord… I don’t think I can ever handle you ever again. Don’t do this to me.
Happy 246th Birthday Marines! Here’s your birthday safety brief. Don’t add to the population, don’t subtract from it. Don’t drink and drive,don’t leave your brothers or sisters in need. Hoist a few in remembrance of Marines who came before us
asleepylioness: Hi! So I’ve wanted to contribute to coffee club for a while now but I really don’t like coffee and don’t drink much tea or other hot drinks. I wanted to still keep with the theme though. My boyfriend has a huge love for strawberry
just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t drink alcohol because you have recovered from alcoholism you’re admired, but if you don’t drink and never have, you’re weird.
makethissound replied to your post: makethissound replied to your post: man all I… Just. Like. Imagine a bowl of pasta with vodka blush sauce, maybe even some grilled chicken. Now that, would be amazing….I’m so hungry. I will beat you with
moe-apieceoffreedom: niceisneat:here’s a tip if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink respect it Same with everything else!
If you don’t like wine I don’t like you. ADDING; Yes I drink wine out of plastic cups and not an actual wine glass. I can’t fill those up enough OKAY!??
So I really wanted to make a drink so I started getting my alcohol and soda and stuff and I suddenly had to poop but I was so dedicated to my drink I brought everything with me and made my drink while taking a crap 😂
hoodiehowell-blog: …and for some aspects, I am. I don’t like to say bad words, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do all those kind of things but I still am my own person, I’m still allowed to enjoy things that maybe other people don’t