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lithefider: savedchicken: drillbot: beautifulbyebye: twin-spica: nyokren: Sh*t Cosplayers Say Jade pointed this out. I may or may not have died laughing. DO YOU MEAN MY LIFE> NO! NO! Those are FABRIC SCISSORS!Sadly, I’ve said just about all
I know I already have too much shit to do but still;; when I get to it, would anyone like to see a comic where pre-war Lapis gets into a foursome orgy with 3 quartzes…?
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
fuckyeaheda:when you start sucking on a boys fingers and you can see their soul departing their body. I hold the power.
lmao ever since I’ve been doing this with the mentality of “I’m gonna do literally everything I want to do”, the blog’s been such a fuckfest of random shit xD
Ive seen a lot of malexandrite on my dash and I really wanted to draw some too……
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muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name* me:
Person 1: wait do you have… protection?…Person 2: protection? Of course I got protection, babe! ;)
stunningpicture: That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
madokaakemi: fuck-kirk: starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee: shell-tear-your-world-apart: endsofadream: SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY. Now that’s how you get laid boys. YYYOOOOOOOOOO OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC
dyellas: do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker
weavemunchers: [college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?
the-movemnt: Anti-‘Dear White People’ Twitter outrage accidentally proves show’s point about white people follow @the-movemnt “What if there was a channel devoted to just white ppl shows?!” What, like TV? lmao, these lot are a fucking joke,
nefepants: thahalfrican: This shit killed me lmaooooo This is like listening to a record scratch over and over again, in really uneven and painful intervals.
This is fuckin’ dumb for two reasons. First off… bacteria will eat it… however its been processed and cooking anything makes it last longer. So totally out of context. SECONDLY…. what the fuck do you mean? If bacteria
Do you see this… fucker was LAYING IN WAIT… dude did NOT like that tire….
THIS IS THE MOST FANTASTIC COSTUME EVER. DO THEY MAKE IT IN ADULT!!?!?!?!?!?!?? XD
lmao… WHY do I find this fucking funny…
This is quite the mutation… freaky… what do you call this breed? =P
batbitequeen: electoralcollege: picdescbot: a group of people in front of a house about this bot | picture source the text in this post is 100% computer-generated, including tags
thunder28:ibakesouffles:stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesisthere’s more lmao, unhinged bitty energyTikTokI lost it at- should be pale- and he fucking compared it to his own pasty arm. Legend
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panicatthedanetrain: Things I DO NOT want: Another pretty face Just anyone to hold My love to go to waste Things I DO want: You Your beautiful soul
angelwing430: Okay. I’ve realized I could never be in an action movie. Just look at this gif from aou. Look at it. Look at the complete lack of robots. Cap is repeatedly punching the ground. Scarlet witch is pretending to do magic at nothing. Thor
joshnumbilin: 6lackranger: This is how tumblr is when they don’t do the research before getting pissed
imagine noiz trying to be sexy for koujaku and doing those stupid ~men’s fantasy~ scenarios, like wearing nothing but an apron - even going the whole nine yards and saying to him when he gets home from work “welcome back~ how was work? would
i feel like any time anyone ever sees a post with my url they’re just like lmao nope.
beni-shigures-deathmaiden: DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT? -BENI AND HIS GOD DAMN TROPHY WIFE? lmao Artist Summer Side Story. Sample From Doujinshi: “The Important One”
aokou: 846kazuya | twitterPosted with Artist's Permission. Do not remove source.
do u ever feel sad and get this intense need to get fucked
colonelcheru: azulezircon: crisisdragonfly: cliffrose-acetone: robbazkingofsweden: So basically this guy that I go to school with had to do a video about this academy called the CTE Academy, which is ridiculously far from our own and takes up three
kinghispaniola: atomicpizzapoetry: kinghispaniola: creamynut: so yall gon act.. like you never tasted ya own nut. dont flex on this here site, cause we all do things that are “weird” when we alone. Sorry bro I can’t co sign this one :( ….
imsoshive: Me: You my nigga. Whenever you need anything I got you. My nigga: You think you could help me move into my new apartment next week? Me: Niggas do not help when it’s time to move lmao
ozkit: Asami Sato - engineer, daredevil, entrepreneur - is there anything she can’t do? I meant to do something more directly related to what’s mentioned in this post, but I got distracted. Here’s the previous comic thing.
kristoffbjorgman: Nickelodeon approved this but they wouldn’t let Korra and Asami do anything more than hold hands in the series finale lmao okay
parkinglotwaltz: dtgsr: i love the expression “whos dick do i gotta suck around here” and i say it a lot like. whos dick do i gotta suck around here to get some ice cream. when i was a young kid of some age i heard this phrase and didn’t rly understand
11-11-1992: cuntpocolypse: theniggaskaramazov: anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think
midno: durbikins: tacotime47: durbikins: when u ask the bae if she’s down to Smash this weekend and she shows up without her 3DS some of us like melee thank you No one invited the melee player because all you’d do is complain.
tapedsocks: s-atisfait: 时尚 why the fuck does that say fassion???? do yall just put random charters with this shit btw rock paper sissors is 岩纸剪 which is Yán zhǐ jiǎn
milkbois: LMAO I SHOULD BE PACKING WHY DO I LOVE TO PROCRASTINATE AND DIE
spoo-kyou: how much money do they pay the models in stock photos like seriously wHAT IS THIS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THAT SALAMI
danefonda: defendpizza-eatpoppunk: danefonda: being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha no it doesn’t.
impossiblenothings: blodwymm: secondalto: gameboygirl: allinternationalnews: Colorado Lunch Lady Fired for Giving Kids Free Meals Says She’d Do It Again http://ift.tt/1JoLWZu from the article:…“I would have kids start crying when I told them
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sassyabrahamlincoln: do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
dialupmodem:this generation is so lazy! get off ur ass and start a war! or ruin the economy or something! how do i send an e-mail!
janemba: I love looking at cute boys straight in the eyes as my train leaves . I’m jus casting spells everywhere I’m like 👀 and they b like 😳 and we be like 🌜🌛 and then I be like 🚂💨
radoedipus: Biggest plot twist of my life, I remember looking at my mom when this part played thinking “oh no, what do I do” like it was some how my fault
thexfiles: darth-buddha: thexfiles: every day i see ugly boys and i’m like ‘i will never see a boy uglier than this’ and then i do. i see uglier boys every day tbh i dont think everyone would like this very much if the post was about girls…
aaliyoh: nefertim0n: I KNOW THIS BITCH AINT JUST RELEASED A SONG SITTING AT THE WARRIORS GAME ACTING LIKE SHE AINT DO NOTHIN!!!!! SHE IS SO EXTRA I hate her lmfao
aminaabramovic: Me at 80 years old: what do you kids know about this! *drops the needle on a vinyl version of Far East Movement’s Like A G6*
jehovahhthickness: crying-in-vain: jehovahhthickness: Trust the universe’s timing. THIS IS SO FUCKING HARD WHEN YOU HAVE CHRONIC ANXIETY So do I but go off, I guess.
tsaier: 3ology: jakemorph: someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers It’s pretty amazing what just two frames can do to my sanity
frickyeah1990s: Meanwhile…on Saved By The Bell…
lesbianspacepilot: a lesbian: idk she just doesnt seem interested :/ someone: did u like, talk to her a lesbian: a lesbian: do what @fairyneko LMAO OMFG ME AT YOU 😂😂😂😂
blisteredhc: tobiasxva: bullshitjustice: Why do hardcore dudes think it’d be a good idea to have sex to Code Orange/Nails/ect. I don’t want to come down on what couples choose to do together, but this seems like one of those things that only guys
wonho-ful-reactions: allbtsvideos: i just did a purity test n i got 56/100 um im a child of god pls anoint me as a saint right this second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if anyone wnts to do it heres de link I promise that I’m an innocent smol bean I got
rumbutt: dashingicecream: oh goodness, yang is so exhausting to draw. theres just… a lot of elements to her outfit lmao. or maybe im just tired today… OH WELL, this draw needs to be drawn. Dash,I am afraid >8)
