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deansguilt: my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise
nagitok: “what did this man do, officer?” “he just… he just did everything”
renkos: jackfrostftw: renkos: please flirt with me EEYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADEH dont do that
kyyhky: Jewels I found while studying pre Middle Age art history: Confused citizen Confused angels Confused “Why do I have two hands?” Confused goat Confused Beatles
izuzu: m1ssred: gummy bear + potassium chlorate WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY I CAN’T TELL IF THIS POOR GUMMY BEAR IS BEING MURDERED DRAMATICALLY OR IS HEAVY DEATH METALING TOO HARD.
trencly: Teacher: Can I see your homework? Me: Haha no way loser do your own
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
theravennest: rizaoftheowls: hugh-danced-the-dancy: leonardodiretardo: i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind
grimshws: omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd
jonathan: what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral
andrewbreitel: potayto: do people really still say me gusta what im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
weavemunchers: imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
hiddleshabanera: chepibola: this picture of Yuzuru Hanyu looks like a reaction after making a great comeback I have things to do I swear
allthejohnroxy: thirstfollower: why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
eeznii: squirrelonredbullandcoffee: musermatt: musermatt: Where do text posts go when they die its not even a joke its like the afterlife
theboyvvithoutasoul: theboyvvithoutasoul: theboyvvithoutasoul: where do aliens hang out this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
meta18: nentindo: meta18: nentindo: why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout heck you fricker thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18 what the fuck
darecrowavis: simsgonewrong: So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out “THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
weavemunchers: Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
dragguns: enoshima-junko: askayallqu: Isn’t this that daft punk song regular softer harder porridge is my favourite daft punk song work it regularmake it softer do it harder makes us porridgeMore than hourshours after minutesmenu made in japan
dennys: sprawlerr: why does dennys have a tumblr why do you
johnnotegbert: icingpacket: braginskey: why do people have like 74973 different names for these looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one you have your contenders:
weteevee: strangecharmer: weteevee: laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down! i trusted you Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never
neckbearcl: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to b-ball courts, and professional b-ball courts, and b-ball courts in space, and welcome you to the jam in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without
tiredestprincess: “why do you want to take a picture of that store” - my mom
vel-sparko: “what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit.”
hauntumn: I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming
stability: live fast die young bad girls do it well
altarandhour: dear time magazine, please do not call millennials the “selfie generation.” we are the meme generation and i will not stand for being mischaracterized like this
rabbithugs: i love how vague this is because it implies that what the pigeons do is too scary to write down “we cannot bear to tell you what horrors the pigeons have wrought”
foxnewsofficial: Tara I don’t know what t do
ask-titanthunder: theinvisibleartist: deathpoolquinn: because if you have to kill somebody, you better do it fabulously stabulous stabulous
baeromy: so-small-so-annoying: languagenerds: svvord: pissoffyoucunts: sophie-watts: Thanks I don’t know which I find funnier “fuck shit up” or “faire smashy smashy” TO DO SMASHY SMASH French: faire smashy smash English: to fuck
warpstar: just-shower-thoughts: If my toaster burns EVERYTHING at setting 4, then why does setting 9 exist and what would it do??
jncos: *snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
macpye: vomit-heart-catatonic: imjessiexx: anfonymackie: do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw i havent slept in three days This is a valid fucking question Their teeth puncture
destinyofself: me: hoe don’t do it hoe: me: oh my god
wigglyflippingout: theoldaeroplane: all these fuckin teenagers and their tiny-ass text and themes fuck off i’m not legolas “what do your elf-eyes see, legolas” “pastel grunge”
skarosoul: endermisha: bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life it’s like a ballet
nifigiri: ryo-maybe: Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running
cactustuck: uhouse: endquestionmark: firegrowshigher: transhumanisticpanspermia: boopart: WHAT!!!! No They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human
wearebarbarian: spookshowvixens: Seems like a perfectly legit message to me! Do it.
twofingerswhiskey: pissyeti: makeitagoodoneeh: mm-imagerie: do-you-have-a-flag: technology related sensory memories from my childhood sliding the metal cover on floppy disks the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes ripping off
unclefather: juststareatthestarsforever: the disappointment in his eyes.. son why are you doing this to me
vondell-swain: vondell-swain: missyzu: Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado. wh get out of there fireman what are you doing there’s a tornado I can’t stop laughing at this fireman he’s just standing there going “well darn,
pajamaben: Rules for meeting a dog: 1) be cool 2) pet it 3) do not steal it 4) stop running from the owner 5) put it down 6) this isn’t worth jail time
wigmund: d0cpr0fess0r: We need to stop doing this Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders
officialcrow: *to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them
misguidedbeams: Country boys make do…
stygianmoon: violentadd: just-shower-thoughts: An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests. Excuse you, they take commissions “hey man can you kill this guy?” “alright that will be 10k” “ugh cant you just do it for
lem0uro: promethazines: shyriadracnoir: How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it they beat Jesus with that yess my phone is so close then
gucci-minh: cobaltdays: seraphsfire: seraphsfire: a concept: a bus, but horizontal i have to do all the work around here I don’t know why but I was picturing this: He had to fight his way to the top
cuttlefishculler: sinbadism: pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding
pajamaben: “Hey, do you own any cats?” “yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”
monkeysaysficus: homogamer: monkeysaysficus: link6echo: monkeysaysficus: colognecerrone: lisathevampireslayer: Joss Whedon’s Personal Top 10 Episodes of Buffy (x) The Body made me realize that tv shows can be traumatic. We do not discuss that
nesskain:Gathering all the Harry Potter’s Fanart. 1 comic page per volume, it was fun doing it !
officialmoviegoer:Divergent Parody Series Part 9: Why Do They Call You Four?
majiinboo: streaksofmoonlight: mxcleod: just do it This is the best one GO TO HELL!
homosexyautomaton: why’d you do that. now you’ve gone and hurt his fucking feelings.
Jesus rising from the dead today: "Hola, mis amores! Do you wanna see my cucu...again?"
