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- Do you believe me that I made three young girls cum last week, Cameron?- Not really, grandpa Olivier. But you can prove it by making me cum too!
good-dog-girls: DO THE DOG! Momiji is not actually a dog, but that doesn’t mean you can’t treat her like one.Music: Do the Dog by the Specials FYI this is a thing that I put together. I wouldn’t say I made it, I just put gifs to music.
drobvirks: Aaahh so yeah. I’m nothing amazing at trees, but my friend Huispe has been asking for this for such a long time now, I decided to finally do it.Hopefully it can be useful for any of you out there <3(there’s prolly plenty of typos in
iloveblackdic:IT’S HOW I DO!!!! CAN’T GET ENOUGH!!!FOLLOW : ILOVEBLACKDIC OVER 5,000 FOLLOWERS!!! Thank you everyone!!
do-not-open-til-christmas: I can guarantee that if you sign up for my behavioral modification program, you’ll never smoke again. Granted, my methods are a trifle severe, but you said you wanted to quit, right?
Not quite, but good guess
Okay so my ask box basically got flooded with requests, which is awesome, but please just keep in mind I probably won’t do all of them hah
I hate asking for commissions, but I’m kinda in dire need of money right now. If you can support me by getting a commission, that would be amazing. (I am still doing a 25% sale for the month of April, and a 50% sale for anything Marvel related for the
ifntsoo: 131127 One Great Step in London© yingz | do not edit/crop/remove the watermark.
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
i want to stay up all night and play games but i have to go to work and be an adult and do adult things and not cry i don’t want this i want the exact opposite of this
My roommate and her girlfriend are having extremely loud sex in the next room. I can’t even drown them out with TV…… So much for quiet study hours….. :/
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
Can people stop acting like Bob’s Burgers is new and subversive comedy? I like some episodes, but I really can’t get on the fan train for a cartoon that had an episode dedicated to trans sex workers and continuously conflated the trans women
asevenpatchproblem: nikki-rook: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: weirder-than-you-think: #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then
compassionco:thatvegancosplayer: thecutestofthecute: merlynm: He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog. this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it He’s so happy he doesn’t
“I can’t stop drawing on my wall” is a problem a five year old should have but here I am ♂ || ig: deadthrall
Personal life stuff under read more. Please don’t reblog. Augh, I’m so stressed. Its always everything happening at once and I’ve lost a lot of my outlets so its just kind of building up in me with nowhere to go. But its OK, I can deal.
Why do people make lyrics videos when they clearly do not know the correct lyrics
bipolarstarscream: letting y’all know because i know some people get a lot of anxiety over this, if i ever message you using the new IM feature i do not expect an immediate response, even if you are online. i often IM people because it’s convenient
I’m going to go see Deadpool now. Heard it was good. Even if not, movies often kind of ‘soft reset’ my mood so hopefully I’ll feel better or at least less foggy than I do now
notanotaku101: Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals!
spicer-motherfucking-lovejoy: FUCKING HELL, DOLLZONE FIRST THOSE BIRD PEOPLE AND NOW THIS I FREAKING CAN’T SJFDHSJFHHJDHF
chasing-after-skirts: Tsk, no! I look at Riza! She’s a very nice woman. She has, um.. she has very nice….brown hair? “OHMYGOD REALLY HAVOC YOU’VE BEEN WORKING WITH HER FOR YEARS BUT ALL YOU DO IS STARE AT HER TITS.” I DO NOT STARE
pr1nceshawn: Things About Boobs That Women Can Easily Relate To by Flo Perry.
mcpippins: hmmm somethings not quite right with our new pal but i can’t put my finger on what … Now I need the sequel, where our little ‘Chu family give Mimikkyu a snazzy make over
do not put alcohol in me if he’s around.i mean…you can, but i should totally be supervised
whines b/c almost 150 love gems but can’t use them b/c no more room for members.o(-(
i mean i only have myself to blame bc i don’t wear my brace or do my exercises but fuck if i’m not gonna complain anyway bc holy shit does my knee hurt
Can y'all stop touching black people's hair? Ok I get that you're fascinated by our hair and think it's beautiful or whatever. But we are not walking petting zoos so please do not touch us, especially if we didn't give you permission to do so!
stunningpicture: I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
martymuses: fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:pastelmorgue:hottermelon:2000yr:I didnt kno they had thesebrow extensions Okay but do you realize how good this is for cancer patients?? People with scars who can’t grow brows??? People with alopecia??? (Sp?
Honestly I wanna tell you I can’t go on like this anymore. Tell you that I want more out of this. And I want you to tell me that you want the same.
theironkeepsmebreathing: b0tanicalspirit:imjustapenguinicantfly: rdjobsessions: edxy:clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture
Supposed to do chores but then my period cramps arrived and are attempting to murder me
ojibwa:im so fucking determined to get better i swear to god lets do this bitch lets go
do-not-open-til-christmas: You’re right, of course. We are sick pricks, stupid dickheads, and fucking assholes. But this might not be the best time to be reminding us of what crazy bastards can be. Not when you’re naked, chained to the bed,
do-not-open-til-christmas:I can’t see me loving nobody but you.
not-everythings-perfect: initial-: The best feeling is when the music takes over your body. You can’t do anything but jump with the beat and try to sing along with the lyrics. You’ve been waiting for forever to see your favourite band and then there
Can we do this but not on leg day :p
do-not-open-til-christmas: Yeah, I can get the cage off, but you probably wouldn’t survive the procedure.
mashiro-mitsumine: becausebirds: When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds DO NOT BULLY THE BIRBS
cummbunny: he said it!! HE SAID IT AHHH!! darfin was doing things to me :$ and he said ‘are you going to cum for daddy’ and I exploded soooo hard and now my legs don’t work and I’m so happy and tired but he called himself daddy!!!!
hazomo: i don’t like the words “make love” probably due to my strong desire to be thrown against a wall but what can you do
xopachi: echeveria2: some splatoon miiverse thoughts. i can just feel everything positive draining out of me when i see someone draw pedobear or sexualize callie/marie/girl squids. right! on! miiverse! where it shows up in inkopolis or on billboards.
fleshorchid: That was a full minute of me not realizing I put my shoes on the wrong feet i understandi put my shirt on inside out on mondaylast week i locked myself out of my buildingi forget where i’m going as i’m walkingsometimes i’m
alphamachine: tigerskitten: alphamachine: Is it hump day yet? not yet but we can celebrate early ;) Perfect
not sure y snapchat made me blue but I was feeling it
Do I think you can “handle” a smaller cage? Probably not.But do I think you have a say in the matter? Definitely not.So: vicious, impossibly smaller cage it is! So glad we talked this out.
kiradax: If u wanna be my friend u have to understand that sometimes I can’t cope with conversations. And just because I’m on tumblr effectively shouting into the void but not replying to your message doesn’t mean I hate u it just means that the
..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial! this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like! also gomen
“Real-time animations, appearances from the network’s characters and, of course, virtual slime.” 2021 is fucken broken and I’m not sure if it’s a good broken or bad but I can’t wait to watch it
do-not-open-til-christmas: The key to understanding Nightwing is accepting that you can take the boy out of the circus, but you can’t take the circus out of the boy.
Do not lie to me tumblrI don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering jesus god can I please get more of thesemen of tumblr do your duty Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.i could dig it. Seem’s legit tbf At first I was like:But then
godfuckingdamnit miku not again we can’t swim anywhere with u
as fine and dandy as it is to warn someone about reblogging something from a potentially harmful user, be sure to actually fact check on your own first. if this person telling you what user is gross or not is a completely random anon, there’s a pretty
hw: u have to write 2 simple papersme: mmhghdfgkhw: they’re both only like, one page minimum me: hmmHmmFMGMghw: it really wont take that long,, i mean… u need to make a works cited page for both too but-me: MMMMHMHFMKMKFMGKFMGKFMG
omako answered your question: Can someone recommend me a good sub? its not out yet I know, i was asking for some site tho. I downloaded the earlier episodes in portuguese subs, but they take much more time to come out because they are translated from
Can’t sleep so here I am up at 1:30am really seriously debating purchasing a waffle maker that makes heart shaped waffles. Pls advise.
