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just-shower-thoughts: If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to die, I would want to live
genderjuice: every time i read “markiplier” anywhere i feel a thousand brain cells die at once I think this is known as “Shitty/creepy fanbase syndrome” it happens with a lot of youtubers who are worshiped like him
sepulchritude: rarmadethis: sepulchritude: every time I see it spelled ya’ll I die a little. it’s y'all, y'all. yal'l get out of my house
emeralddreamscomics:The reason Phoenix survives all of his “incidents” is because Mia yeets his soul back to earth every time he dies.
ameano: thegodofmischiefmanaged: merrycanary: distinctmemory: Holy shit. 10/10 would fuck every time this comes back on my dash i die a little inside with happiness punk-er pan THIS IS SO AMAZING
coolstorynowsuckit: bleedingbabydoll: the-righteous: dying omg OMFG It’s funny every time OMFG.
pvnkfaeiry: serenaelisha: ru-debega: feel-better-cyr: “ah, if people can’t accept who you are, they must change. not you.” bless this magical human every time i see this person on my dash i die because how fucking precious how cute and how
fumbledeegrumble: missyhumes: suppery: i lose my shit every time i remember that there’s a female yoda named yaddle she and yoda ever smash? What ever happened to her In the EU she died after using the Force to absorb a toxin that was released
a-polite-melody:Every time I see a fat character exist entirely for comedic effect my soul dies a little more.
8foldhero: mx-rylie: came online today just to say that the guy behind Billy and Mandy drew this and now the meme is full circle good night people the circle of stupidity is now complete
anarchy-and-love: softwaring: Every time this post hits my dash there’s more salty landlords in the comments, die mad leeches lol
renthony:april drinking gametake a shot every time you’re forced to see a puzzle piece or a blue light bulbbut make it a shot of water so you don’t fuckin’ die by april 3rd
s3x-addicti0n: i-am-sherlockedx: this gif should be seen by all I am always going to reblog this it makes me die of laughter every time
novaschaos: Every time I see your name, I die inside a lil bit. It kills me that we can’t be together
wagewarofficial: Hype because tickets for our tour with Every Time I Die and 68 are on sale now! photo by Luis Velez
fivetail: ronslaterr: myulteriormotive: myulteriormotive: The Curse of Aaron Ramsey: Every time Aaron Ramsey has scored a goal, someone famous has died shortly after. THE CURSE IS REAL i cannot believe this aaron ramsey for light yagami confirmed
vrrronica: slutboilondon: I am your butterflySissy trainer that I LOVE! Turns me into a cockwhore every time I watch it. Hell yeah, Yolandi from Die Antwoord on the vocals makes this suuuper hot. Zef style!
cherubesque: no0thernameworked: cherubesque: bathtime pussy 🐱 tumblr | instagram | snapchat | private snapchat & blog Every time I see her I feel like I’ve died and gone to heaven… awhhhh omgggg 🙈💕
myclassywife: She’s got eyes that cut you like aKnife and lips that taste like sweet red wineAnd her pretty legs go to heaven every time Legs to die for 😜😜
ronslaterr: myulteriormotive: myulteriormotive: The Curse of Aaron Ramsey: Every time Aaron Ramsey has scored a goal, someone famous has died shortly after. THE CURSE IS REAL i cannot believe this
Existing Characters Die Horribly
bead-bead: cityofvalkayriecain: she-was-a-rose: #*dies of emotion* #but what if molly was his companion once #and now he stops by for breakfast #and keeps commenting because it seems like every time #there’s another ginger kid #adn when he sees harry
zambicandy: YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS. I just died. The clip they show is from the WORST movie. I just watched parts of it last night. Its so fucking awful. And the greatest thing is that Paul Rudd does this every time hes on Conan. Night. Made. i love
4sscloud: Every Time I Die by quinnbrabender on Flickr.
arkanumzilong:oraoraoraoraoraoraoraorandchill:ronslaterr:myulteriormotive:myulteriormotive:The Curse of Aaron Ramsey: Every time Aaron Ramsey has scored a goal, someone famous has died shortly after.THE CURSE IS REALi cannot believe thisFire him better
^What I feel like every time when Ren dies to a mob on his AB (because let’s face it, I’m not the BEST ranger there is and sometimes I JUST FUCKING SUCK ON RO %D).
Sorry not sorry but jfc people, I swear to god a kitten dies every single time someone uses “but iRO”-argument on fRO forums.
monarchmish: fyeahlilbit3point0: Refusing to accept your favorite character’s death like me every time castiel has died
doctorwhoslostcompanion: chauvinistsushi: peaceloveeva: littlecrythings: *AGGRESSIVELY LIVES* *SUCCESSFULLY DIES* Makes me laugh every time I love how a baby slips out of the bed sheets following the marriage, ha!
crossfitters: Rita Benavidez: Hahahahahaha they can’t all be hits, but this is definitely a win. I want to emphasize that I was NOT injured at all!!!! I wanted to share because the struggle is real, and frankly I die of laughter every time I watch
eloralouistra: t-d-possum: felicityredbarrow: anthonyainley: fun drinking game: watch “the five doctors" and take a drink every time you hear the words “of rassilon" ABORT MISSION YOU WILL DIE It is the Drinking Game #down your drink
humansofnewyork: “He gets emotional when he drinks. He starts crying every time an animal dies on the nature shows.”“I can’t help it. I’m a Pisces.”(Santiago, Chile)
voxeterna1: So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem.
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
owlmylove: owlmylove: owlmylove: tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are every time
anti-fapitalism: A video game in which every time you die your injured limbs and body parts are replaced by machines and you slowly become less and less human until the point in which you have no human body parts left and you must decide whether you
I feel like the doctor should just get a dog. It could stay in the Tardis. Wouldn't run out every time they stop/die/get sucked into a parallel dimension and he would only need to feed it once and a while. Maybe even a goldfish...
snailfairy: fun party game: take a shot every time u die on flappy bird
alextragers: Fringe 201: A New Day in the Old Town They’re shutting you down? What were we even doing, anyway? We’d sit around and wait for somebody to die some grisly, macabre death, or for the entire fabric of the universe to come shredding apart.
manfury road won’t even have a blooper realbecause every time there’s a blooper someone probably FUCKING DIES
coelasquid: All the warboys that will inevitably be at ComicCon should congregate around the Christian protesters telling everyone they’re going to hell and every time they mention Jesus just be like “HE LIVED HE DIED HE LIVED AGAIN! HE WAS CARRIED
rachelthefish: Every time you call Coraline or Paranorman or now Boxtrolls a Tim Burton film, a stop motion animator dies.
forgetfulmom: how much do you want to bet that every time earl went up to bat amy was dying in the stands Bonus:
sarahmichellesgellar: get to know me: [8/20 tv shows] ➝ the haunting of hill houseWhen we die, we turn into stories. And every time someone tells one of those stories, it’s like we’re still here for them. We’re all stories in the end.
saturnvs:every time i think about the fact that eve sent villanelle voicemails i die
cityofvalkayriecain: she-was-a-rose: #*dies of emotion* #but what if molly was his companion once #and now he stops by for breakfast #and keeps commenting because it seems like every time #there’s another ginger kid #adn when he sees harry it’s
killedmycatatemytailor: i-cant-let-you-down-again: lucifcr: dean winchester is now the perfect example for the quote “you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” Every time I see this, there is a different reaction
dwarva: anti-fapitalism: anti-fapitalism: A video game in which every time you die your injured limbs and body parts are replaced by machines and you slowly become less and less human until the point in which you have no human body parts left and you
dwarva: anti-fapitalism: anti-fapitalism: A video game in which every time you die your injured limbs and body parts are replaced by machines and you slowly become less and less human until the point in which you have no human body parts left and
xspiritofthemapleleaf: queerboochananbarnes: boosexualavenger: Every time a cis person reblogs a gender of the day a fairy dies srsly cis friends it’s in their FAQ stating specifically for you not to reblog the gender of the day. genderoftheday
thebootydiaries: scatmanticore: thebootydiaries: i lov my friends on tumboler dot come :) drinking game: every time someone takes @thebootydiaries‘s posts as an affront, take a shot of vodka do u want people to die
dr0p4ah0y: I needed this on my blog again lol i die every single time.
sexbob-ombing: snailfairy: fun party game: take a shot every time u die on flappy bird
thesnakechimera: deliciouslimes: crimson-firecat: yamino: My babies ;-; <3 They’re old enough to groom themselves now, I just about die of cuteness every time they do it oh my god they are so cute SO cute wow they’re gorgeous Resist,
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