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fus-ro-die: yeah sure alduin’s pretty cool with the whole world eating stuff but did he pluck your heart from your chest and ate it right in front of you???? yea didn’t think so buddy git gud
jjsinterlude: 2damnfeisty: amazelife: #mcdonalds is not food ^^^ Reason why I no longer eat there. At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point.
makotoandharuwantthed:I tried
shownoshade: my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it
petgirl-project: January 2015 Review: Rule #5“Rule #5: Pet will eat her meals on the floor.”- - - - -This particular rule suffered the most from the December holiday and seasonal nonsense, and in January it didn’t get it back in the routine. It
mommysforcedsissy: at first you didn’t like to eat your cum but then mommy made you squirt four or five times and freeze your cummies. she would tease you with a cum cube melting in your mouth and not you cum until it was all melted. now you love the
speedwag: i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”
teach-me-how-to-buggy: babyanimalgifs: you didn’t need a video of an otter eating lettuce, but here you go baby animals blog You are wrong. I desperately needed this.
shownoshade:my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it
jessalrynn: shadogal94: katculator: maplebungus: hes eating your power bills um, why didn’t you give him a treat?? he delivered your message! You’re invited to Hogwarts!!! Congrats! You now belong to a world with giant talking spiders!
stopmakingnoises: ineffable-bisexual: angels-dining-at-the-ritz: ebony-steinbach: angels-dining-at-the-ritz: Inconsequential But Important™ Things About Book Crowley And Aziraphale That Didn’t Make It Into The Show -At one point, Crowley eats
zagreus-eats-your-bread:spokenitalics:file this under jokes i wish i didn’t understandNO
weedass: marcitlali: the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be
dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t
catsandkitten: I dared to eat a piece of bread in front of him and didn’t share any.
heiressofdawn: all right. time to settle this. reblog in tags with your opinion on…. these cookies: these cookies: and these cookies:
alwaysblind: MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
mystic-sybil: docdjfantom: ezeqquiel: [たかさくらべ] yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types oh gosh i didn’t realize how TINY the newest starters were LOOK AT CHESPIN bulbasaur could eat it in one bite
mothlikestars: I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine
emmajjjayne:i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat I misread this as wishing boys didn’t make you fat and I just thought“I guess you should just eat the lean bits then”
I’m free! Unsurprisingly my bro didn’t actually get a bed this time. But whatevs, at least we can eat now
I noticed something when Garnet was talking to Steven at Fish Stew Pizza. Garnet actually picked the drink and although they didn’t show her take a sip, I was surprised she even picked it up. I thought Garnet never eats or drinks. Yea, I noticed that
stevencrewniverse: In honor of tonight’s new episode the Steven Crewniverse is sharing…A Kindergarten of creampuffs….…injected with fresh chocolate frosting!They didn’t ask to be made but we’ll eat them anyway!(food prep: Christy Cohen)
I had pasta for dinner, why am I so hungry right now…
feranelia: feranelia: I enjoy eating takoyaki together with others during a snow storm!! Ash didn’t get the memo of this meme Jumped to doodle the snow storm couple twitter meme even tho I don’t have a twitter! o/ Also too lazy to add captions
videohall: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal > I could not stop laughing when I watched this. He clearly just didn’t want any cereal. > I laughed for a good 37 seconds.
roughrimjob: FUN FACT ABOUT LOBSTERS: They don’t age, they just continue to grow bigger until they are killed. If we didn’t kill/eat lobsters, they could grow to indefinite sizes. daz wassup
mukesalad: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time this kid came in late with a McDonald’s bag and took out a hash brown and started eating it; the teacher didn’t care. then he brought out
just got back from hooking up with an adorable british dude staying in the parc 55. so tall, so sweet, so hot. we didn’t fuck cause he’s not exactly a top. but he did shoot his load in my mouth and eat his cum off my lip, and he suggested
zekelativity: The Price To Eat Page 8! Lone Wolf boy agrees to these meat for meat terms it seems, but let’s hope he didn’t bite off more than he can swall–chew! Wolf boy belongs to Zekelativity@tumblr/Zerolativity@FA Gage belongs to Plu@FA
mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
stunningpicture: Fuck you ice cream I didn’t even want to eat you anyway.
copypastus: Geez Bakura didn’t your mother ever teach you how to eat?
earlgreytea68: mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR
geoffrmsy: dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly
nagiisacutiepatootie: Okay so here’s the story behind this. I I was eating lunch with my friends while the principle was talking to some kids. I didn’t notice him until I my friend pointed him out to me. I immediatly thought of attack on titans.
the-kirschtein: “All Sasha does is to eat food” “Sasha is dumb” “Sasha is useless” “Sasha is only there to make us laugh and takes nothing serious” “Sasha is a coward” Didn’t think so, now
fatline: TheAmericanDream Weight Gain Comics “She Had it Coming #1-3″ 2011-2015 “Taking Up Space: Chara’s Calories II” 2015 “Miss Eat All Sundaes #1-2″ 2015-2016 “She (Didn’t) Really Have it Coming” 2016 “Puddin’ on the Pounds”
luxyreid: I am not happy with thanksgiving fuckery happening tomorrow. My mom didn’t get the duck and forgot to call and tell me until fucking 10pm. I guess we eat sides. Live.Luxyreid.com
did-you-kno:There’s a legendary “monster” in Iceland called the Yule Cat that eats anyone who doesn’t get new clothes for Christmas. Farmers used to warn their workers that the Yule Cat would come if they didn’t process the autumn wool. If they
matt-delancy: You definitely should have! You know what they say about not eating or skipping meals, right? I didn’t purposely skip my lunch.
blondebrainpower: I am from Minnesota and belong to the Ojibwe tribe. I didn’t grow up on a reservation or anything but we did eat these foods when I was a kid. I live in New York now and I realized that people really don’t know much about indiginous
blondebrainpower: By ifindyousuperinterestingI am from Minnesota and belong to the Ojibwe tribe. I didn’t grow up on a reservation or anything but we did eat these foods when I was a kid. I live in New York now and I realized that people really don’t
gotsickofmyoldurl: iwannapushyourdaisies: bundyspooks: The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds. legend why didn’t his parents name him
chlorokin: What you didn’t know you needed in your life: a gif of me awkwardly eating cereal Also known as “What am I doing with my life?” Part 1 Look at this adorable little mouse.Such a cute li'l fucker 😂😘
chlorokin: What you didn’t know you needed in your life: a gif of me awkwardly eating cereal Also known as “What am I doing with my life?” Part 1
therealpinkranger: with-love-niamh: when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and
captain-of-the-anime-corps: shingekinokyojinheaven: sasukenokyojin: maybe santa uses 3d maneuver gear to deliver all the presents on time Nah, he uses maneuver deers didn’t he try to eat Armin once
KAI: "i like chicken a lot and once, manager hyung bought chicken.. but the members didn't know i was sleeping and they ate it quickly... when i woke up.... there was no chicken left.... so i tried to eat the bonesㅋㅋㅋㅋ even just the sauceㅋㅋㅋ"
finding-happiness-in-the-dark: I’m proud of you for managing to get out of bed today. I’m proud of you for taking your medication. I’m proud of you for eating. I’m proud of you for being kind even when you didn’t feel like it. I’m proud of
stitch-my-heart: This week I slacked off and didn’t go to the gym and ate lot of fried food. But from tomorrow on I’m gonna start workings it like I used to and eating healthy. I post this picture just to make a documentary of all my body will look
tarynel: thesnobbyartsyblog: bishopmyles: ebonybyg: jjsinterlude: 2damnfeisty: amazelife: #mcdonalds is not food ^^^ Reason why I no longer eat there. At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass
perfinqwut:I didn’t even end up eating the waffles I took in this picture oops