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mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
isolate:when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and
so that thing i just decided about not eating something when i go downstairs….totally didn’t happen. -_- oops.
glitter-end: *—————-* I remember when I was in 6th grade I didn’t eat lunch for a couple weeks so I could save up my lunch money to buy the album Portrait of an American Family.
sostarving: I used to watch him in the mornings with my grandpa when I spent the night at my grandparents house. I didn’t understand the point of the show but ever since I can remember I really loved it. My grandpa and I would eat soup for breakfast
geoffrmsy: dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly
My favorite part of the lunch I didn’t eat hahaha
fishwrappedblog: We know that Ke$ha has been in rehab for the past few weeks for an eating disorder, and we know that Ke$ha’s issues started when her team criticized her weight, but what we didn’t know was just how bad things were. Thankfully,
aoshii: “If Armin is a weakling, so are we. We didn’t even run from the titans or the city on our own two feet. We couldn’t even get the food we’re eating today without help. Anyone so weak couldn’t possibly defeat a single titan.”
“Well Mr. B, how do you like the lunch you wife has sent you today?”You didn’t know how to respond to that question.But you dick certainly did.“Squirming a little aren’t you Mr. B?”“My advice. The sooner you eat your lunch – that would
fleetingcolors: sixpenceee: Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source) I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS TILL NOW
cookiesandcas: You want to know what always pissed me off? The skinny girls in gym class could do the bare minimum to get their participation credit and then fuck off to eat cheetos and text. It did not piss me off that they didn’t care about gym.
everyonesmadhere1556: punkmicheal: my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat
niamhuncensored:transyasha: hymnsofheresy: one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and
quotemadness: “Ten years from now, make sure you can say that you chose your life, you didn’t settle for it.” — Mandy Hale And? Eat the donuts.
benjaminhardman: Fox squad. The last few days have been super awesome, hanging with my friends @elizabethgadd, @shanemichaelblack, @jarradseng & @thehatchling here in the valley. Didn’t plan to still be here after three days continuously eating
blackspleenlotus: Cassie Cage handjob. I was trying to give her this shit-eating grin but it didn’t look right… more facial practice is in oder. …facial, get it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’ll see myself out. Also for some reason gfycat quality is ass.
blupaige33: Pull up to grab something to eat. And saw this fine ass guy, as he was getting on the bus! Immediately my natural started to rise. Good thing! I didn’t get hard. If so, I would have J/O right there.
freakyboysonly: flpervboy: phillyawwwday: tallbizzle: OMG Dam speechless i would eat all that up Let my step brother fuck. He didn’t think I was gonna be able to take his dick. Loved every bit of it!
freakyboysonly: My cousin wanted to practice eating ass before he tried it on his girl. I told him I was down, he said ok let’s do it and I told him I didn’t mind taking the dick after 😝
iiboharz: mystic-sybil: docdjfantom: ezeqquiel: [たかさくらべ] yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types oh gosh i didn’t realize how TINY the newest starters were LOOK AT CHESPIN bulbasaur could eat it in one bite feNNEKIN THO….
nosmir: Sorted out an idea I had yesterday of Almyra eating on a fallen tree. I failed to realize this meant drawing a background. At least I didn’t do extremely terrible with it at least. Passable? Just barely, I feel. EITHER WAY HERE’S MORE ALMYRA
jetpackbunnies:ghost-hooves:aschoolgirlcrush:please don’t use oreos as mascara elf has mascara for ũ wet n wild also has mascara for about ũ In case you didn’t know, don’t use oreos as mascara specifically because bacteria will literally eat
Time to fly across the country to a place where it’s cold but the pizza is actually worth eating. I got up at 5:30, but didn’t fall asleep until like 3. At least I made a great playlist for the flight during my insomnia. Now, to sleep through
I had a really fun session today but I didn’t eat anything until like 5PM which is really not the best choice for me and even though I’ve had food now I’ve got a dumb headache and feel gross. F——-.
smooth-pussies: is there anything better to eat than a smooth pussy? no, we didn’t think so either!
a-curious-light: the magic of eating a burrito and a can of soda soooo darn full >.< and I didn’t even finish the thing cuz I ate to fast haha i’m such a greedy piggy can’t even pace myself x3 but here you goo~ :D ahh i want belly rubs so
tigerlion-moikana: First SUAVE X RUDY comic strip of the year!I hope that you had a merry Christmas and a happy new year.What did you eat during these holidays?Even I got a little more fat this month hahaha.But well, I can’t say I didn’t need a little
whenseenlast: …and then shortly after she had phoned you to tell you how boring this business conference was, and what a dickhead her boss was and how she wishes she didn’t have to be here, that she was going to have a bite to eat and then go straight
dj-sckatzen-art: cookingismagic: omgsenpai: batbooty: rogueofthecraft: Life Hacks: Kitchen Edition! WOW I’M SO ANGRY I DIDN’T THINK OF THIS Eating oreos with a fork? What am I? Some kind of beast? ALSO GIRAFFE BREAD (*_*) Always reblog life
jess0011529: Well a certain someone has been a total pig lately. More than I was during the holidays. Just eating everything I can. Can’t say that I’m totally surprised though. I mean, this great big belly didn’t exactly appear overnight.
gonewithscarlett11: For those who didn’t know what was missing in the other pic, it was my other tongue ring which I had swallowed while eating yesterday.
babyanimalgifs: you didn’t need a video of an otter eating lettuce, but here you go baby animals blog so cute! <3 <3 <3
jonaswedin: munchlaxgainer: It didn’t take long to solve the mystery of who keeps eating all the break room doughnuts Mind the buttonburst fatty!
verzisnsfwblog: I initially had this done for another request so i can kill 2 birds with one stone, but i re-read it and realized it didn’t quite fit. whoops. Anyway, Dirk invented robot arms to help him eat without stopping his work, not realizing
lookabelly:Isn’t black supposed to be slimming (It didn’t work after all you can eat sushi)
nikothegainer:I didn’t eat the pizza bot I swear this time *belches up a hat* that was from yesterday
placeholder-blog-named-deactiva:got back from a little trip this weekend, didn’t really have internet but I sure did eat well! I’m gonna try and be more active again, starting now! And man, I’m getting soft now aren’t I?
bostonbellyfatty:Stopped posting but didn’t stop eating. We back for now
agutfull:drewcent:I swear I didn’t know what happens if you eat bananas and chug sprite 😇So bloated, stretched out and desperate for belly rubs.. any volunteers? 🥺Watch the entire 20 min chugging video on of 🫃🏻Nice work ballooning up
pablohernandezofficial: A year and a half ago, I had stopped going to the gym for a few months. NYC winter was brutal and I didn’t want to go outdoors often. What you see today is all thanks to eating the right foods and exercising regularly. #tbt
aplacetolovedogs: Adorable Corgi puppy Stumphrey didn’t get enough to eat and he is still hungry! Cameo appearance by his bro Corgnelius! corgnelius
senarebear: I’m sorry but kisame was the realest nigga I know in Naruto bruh he summoned his own sharks to eat his very much alive and shit talking body cuz he didn’t wanna snitch on his homie itachi if that ain’t the realest definition of squad
thishornygirl1: lol, I’ve done this so many times with boyfriend. He never knew…. He didn’t think the sloppy sounds I was making were weird lol “Oh I was just eating noodles!”
smashbroswiki: stoned-levi: smith-relatable: kirschtein-relatable: because obviously a show about giant naked dickless wrinkly fucks eating people and annihlating civilization is like pokemon This fucking kid said he didn’t have enough of an
when i was a kid, “experimenting” with drugs didn’t involve heron or cocaine. it was just smoking weed and drinking stolen bottles of robotussein or eating so many pills of ecstasy or acid tabs we forgot what year we were in. y’all talking about
jungleboy691: brentwalker092: Hahaha—I’ll bet he didn’t forget :) YA GOTTA EAT ?
andrestwain: “You didn’t want it?” My bf eating me out and fucking me. Going at it again and again.
our dinner tonight is lots of fish fingers all the fish fingers because the freezer didn’t close and now we have to eat them all except four. four made it through.
nawtymom: droc828: We were eating breakfast when Dad left to go golfing. Mom and I didn’t even think about trying to make it to a bedroom. Son lovers are restless
onlyblowbang: Ria Sun Black Busters legalpornoShe have a husband, but she didn’t want to be seen as a racist, so agreed to suck as many black cocks as needed. She doesn’t like the taste of cum and doesn’t eat her husband’s semen, but they
datcatwhatcameback: rose-luck: I love pancakes! I wouldn’t recommend eating those pancakes though. They wound up having a little extra ‘syrup’ on them… Thanks for the pancakes we didn’t ruin though! I approve. x3
alasou:Tasty ice cream This week theme will be chibi like ponies eating ice cream. It was meant for stickers sold at galacon but the prining didn’t happen in the end. Drawn for patreon the 18-07-2016<3!
ask-wiggles: Today I had to say goodbye to Spock. Last week we put him on steroids and subcutaneous fluids, but they didn’t do anything for him. By the weekend he wasn’t eating anything, barely moved and was breathing heavily because of the fluid
emerald-city-or-bust: fishwrappedblog: We know that Ke$ha has been in rehab for the past few weeks for an eating disorder, and we know that Ke$ha’s issues started when her team criticized her weight, but what we didn’t know was just how bad things
leslover: katiefuckingfitch-: After losing his parents, this 3 year old orangutan was so depressed he wouldn’t eat and didn’t respond to any medical treatments. The veteranarians thought he would surely die from sadness. The zoo keepers found an
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