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daddys-helper: Once I’m done fucking him, I always eat my load from my younger brother’s hole. Wouldn’t want his wife to find out that we didn’t actually go fishing.
epikalia: anustartpop: shavingryansprivates: i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?! DIDN’T YOU EVER ONCE THINK OF THE CUSTOMER?
theladyofpie: arachnocat: people who don’t examine every grape they eat are brave people I didn’t check every grape up until I was 14 and actually ate a spider. Check your grapes, folks
seriouslyitsjessyca: squidsmeister: whereshadowsmakeshadows: Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties why is this in past tense spongebob
today was super good, I went out with darfin and did boring errands but then I got to colour and eat skittles BUUT when it was time for darfin to leave I started being a suck and basically a baby and he gave me 5 more minutes but I still didn’t
calleo: “It’s like presenting a dog with a sirloin steak and expecting him not to eat it.” Well. I presented my two dogs with an actual sirloin steak, then told them no. Woofles didn’t even approach it when I set it down, as I hadn’t
awesomesuperherolove: familysexisfantastic: Lindy and Karla like to do everything together as sisters including eating their vegetables out of each other’s pussy. Lindy was the more daring as she was hard pressed to ever wear clothing but that didn’t
helders-ruined-me: youngphrazes: just-take-it-or-leave-it: joiningthethunderstorm: alex-tuna: vegetable-eating-mother-fucker: mechanicalbloodrush: moreetti: alternatedimension: o m g wait wat i didn’t know they were officially together omg
Favorite ASOIAF Characters (in no particular order) | Jaime Lannister I don’t think I’ll fuck you after all, Littlefinger had you first, didn’t he? I never eat off another man’s trencher. Besides, you’re not half as lovely as my sister.”
it wouldn’t be eating chips late at night if I didn’t spill some down the front of my jammy shirt :)
alwaysblind: MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
doeraymisha: if you’re ever sad just remember that sam winchester once had a wet dream about eating a girl out — he didn’t dream about fucking her or her pleasuring him, he dreamt about giving her head and then he woke up drooling ಠ◡ಠ
yeahponcho:he wanted to eat my ring and proceeded to gape at me when I took my hand away (I might’ve moved it too quick and spooked him or something but I didn’t want him to bite metal)
bigboobbasement: “I noticed you didn’t bring any lunch, so what did you have to eat today honey?” “Oh they were just serving up some sausages in the office today. Pretty yummy actually!”
biscaynesugarxo: lickdickbitch: bourgeoiskev: lickdickbitch: theryanproject: cocoabutterbby: sonoanthony: When you make her soul leave her body I want this One hell of a gif Whaaaat She was eating her own soul out this wild Lmfao I didn’t
yournewkeyboard: m-eaty: yournewkeyboard: yournewkeyboard: Neuron keyboard via meatsmoothies on Instagram. no eating the keys!! op of the insta post here, rly glad tumblr didn’t try to say that it was a midi keyboard because it used blanks lmao
r-grimes: the walking dead season six: (6x12) not tomorrow yet have you ever seen something that, um… afterwards, you– you didn’t want to sleep and you weren’t hungry because when you close your eyes you could see it? and when you try to eat–
mozzarellaqueen: eating something off the kids menu because your mom didn’t have a coupon
uncensoredpleasure: You didn’t know your boyfriend liked getting his ass rimmed….not until you walked in on your next door neighbor eating his hole out before turning him around and milking his cock.
privatefamilytime: She knew she’d been set-up for this bet and she’d taken it like a sucker. But somehow, she didn’t much care since her brother was eating her out better than anyone ever had.
speedwag: i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”
everyonesmadhere1556: punkmicheal: my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat
bell-ybb:Before and after eating as much watermelon as I could manage. Didn’t make it thru the whole thing but that’s okay because now I have a goal for this summer 😉
thicquex:Um whoops, I swear I didn’t mean to eat this much today, honestly…
Jenni “Jwoww”: I left the club early because I didn’t want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I felt like eating ham and drinking water. Ham.
More kitties! Calliope is hanging out with Roxy the Parakeet and Jane the Lovebird, they’re her best friends ever. The second picture is just a quick sketch I didn’t know what to do with LOL uukitty being scolded by Dirk for trying to eat
i really hate doing things for my dad nowadays lmao, today he was whining that he wanted some food from this place we eat out to sometimes but he didn’t want to go to the bank today so i told him i’d pay for the food and he can just give me back
snorklesxxx: I’ve answered every ask & fan mail….. And been asked why I didn’t answer … I’m not ignoring you fuckers!! I promise 😊 Tumblr is eating my mail… Ugh.
markdguy: longwinded275: blackmambaentertainment: phatassfriday: Salad Bar Booty on #phatassfriday Made for Several BBCs Can’t get over how phat these white girls are these days Knowing good and damn well she didn’t get that from eating SALAD
womenofasimilarage: Trish had told her husband she was eating at the office tonight, she didn’t expect him to turn up with a bottle of wine and catch her mid course!
tonerukun: “Beware of the demons lurking within.”BNHA’s Halloween merch didn’t include Shinsou so I made my own. I also needed an excuse to draw him shirtless as an incubus or a dream-eating demon so… Happy early Halloween I guess..?
shownoshade: my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it
incest-for-breakfast: My sister told me her boyfriend thought eating pussy is disgusting… I just had to help her - she didn’t have an orgasm in weeks, I could literally feel her twitching pussy when she finally came on my tongue
cateyedlady: ardeendeminious: thepureskin: cateyedlady: It looks like I have a torso.. SEE MORE OF CATEYEDLADY HERE Petite and no doubt tight. Want to eat her pussy for some reason too…. Excuse you, but comments like this are unwarranted. Didn’t
amivids: She didn’t take my load orally, she wanted to feel it run down her cheek and then eat the leftovers.
416porn: We were RIGHT in the heat of doing it… in fact I was fucking her tight ass when her younger stepsister snuck into the room and got on her back and started eating out her vulnerable bald pussy… I didn’t even know she was doing it but I
cherrybxmb: I never thought that reaching my goal of losing 30 lbs. would ever happen. Having hypothyroidism didn’t make it easy either, but over 6 months with healthy eating, exercise, and determination, I can definitely say I have accomplished that
unapologeticallystrong: Recovering from an eating disorder would be a hell of a lot easier if the rest of the world didn’t seem hell bent on developing one.
ant-medicine: curiousnesska: pizza-supper: curiousnesska: pizza-supper: we celebrate cinco de mayo because some guy named cinco died from eating too much mayo its true my mexican gf told me WTF? I didn’t say that you liar… Unless you have anther
sweet-shemales:Billions of sperm were killing to make this gif!! Yet I didn’t get to eat a single one of ‘em!!!Happinessis warm girl sperm
pipesrus: drinkcoffeenaked: speedracerman: curlyallygator: larry1954: blonde-kinky-chic: Yum~ I love those. May I eat it? Didn’t think they could make Oreos any better! Damn - I’m off to the store! Any for you @blonde-kinky-chic Mmm. I love
mothlikestars: I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine
de-la-heem: laninjapanama: jjsinterlude: 2damnfeisty: amazelife: #mcdonalds is not food ^^^ Reason why I no longer eat there. At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point. No longer
proudwhitebrit: Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help
gotsickofmyoldurl: iwannapushyourdaisies: bundyspooks: The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds. legend why didn’t his parents name him
BRILLIANT!!! calleo: “It’s like being presented with a sirloin steak and being told you can’t eat it.” Well. I presented my two dogs with an actual sirloin steak, then told them no. Woofles didn’t even approach it when I set it down,
finding-happiness-in-the-dark: I’m proud of you for managing to get out of bed today. I’m proud of you for taking your medication. I’m proud of you for eating. I’m proud of you for being kind even when you didn’t feel like it. I’m proud
oatsnjen: ididnotgiveup: oatsnjen: Biggest insecurity: My legs. After a week without the gym and going out to eat every single day I looked in the mirror today and didn’t pick out what I hated about my body. I felt okay about myself. Sometimes your
My buddy said he could eat a pepper my co worker gave me lets jus say he didn’t take another bite lmfaooo
lamborghinimerccy: i was eating an orange in my room and like i forgot to bring a napkins upstairs and i didn’t want to put the peels on my bed so i put them on my dog.
geoffrmsy:dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly
The other day my friend told me he didn’t like eating girls out and I was like??? I don’t understand how some people can’t love it.Anyway after that me and my fiancé played around in front of him a little and evidently that turns her
