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official-kircheis:do you think there were sailors who refused to live in fear, didn’t eat their citrus fruits, and promptly died of scurvy?
space-is-out-there:flowerlygirls:movedto-transmisogynistic-deact:look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fastSo this post has lore you wouldn’t know if you didn’t follow this channel. This girl has been trying to “break”
do-not-open-til-christmas: Yeah, and you didn’t like spinach either till I made you eat it.
dumbjockhypnopuppyforme: Thanks mister, I didn’t know what I was gonna do, it gets awful cold at night around here.“ He says smiling. I had found the boy eating out of a dumpster behind a night club. The boy had left home to make it as a musician,
shownoshade:my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it
speedwag: i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”
shownoshade: my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it
magemg: Ignis got a new plan for making Noct to eat his veggies. Didn’t succeed, though.
bumsrmytning: The girlfriend’s colleague from work came round last night. The GF wouldn’t let me fuck her because she hasn’t been tested.. But she didn’t have a problem with her eating my cum and cleaning her pussy for her… She’s off to
starsrefusetoshine: On struggling with being darker skinned black, “… And my mother again would say to me, "You can’t eat beauty. It doesn’t feed you.” And these words plagued and bothered me; I didn’t really understand them
tainico: endegame: Put coconut oil in your hair, exercise, take hot showers, massage lotion into your skin, eat food that makes you feel good, stretch, lay around in bed, and listen music that makes you feel happy. Just do you. Tbh i didn’t see
toastoat: peachtimes: toastoat: peachtimes: toastoat: toastoat: LOOK AT THIS Tubbs came and didn’t even eat anything he’s just relaxing on the big pillow THERE HE IS AGAIN ! tubbs was just looking for a toy that could accommodate his mass,
jackalopemilk: speedwag: i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers” #this child is too young for depression
enansalin: enansalin: This is Smokey, my rabbit. She’s pretty much my baby. I need some help… This morning, she wasn’t acting like herself, she wouldn’t eat, didn’t get excited for her food, and even turned her nose up at banana, her favorite
vinebox: blkgrlmajic: dandelionkicker: lppriceisright: janellemonaenae: thelovelybones124: don-2trill: swankypimp: localstarboy: This so accurate !!!!!!!! Yooo she didn’t even eat his 😂 😂😂😂😂 LMFAOOO OH NA 😭😭😭😭😭
pussyboytoy: He really is such a good boy for his man. He’s sweet, smart, obedient. He deserves this. Even if I didn’t love it too, the blissed out look on his beautiful face would be enough for me. I’ll eat his pussy for hours, caressing it with
siyr: when i was in like 3rd grade i didn’t know what ejaculated meant so i was writing a story about when i was eating a burrito for one of my school projects and i was trying to describe how the like meat stuff came out of the burrito and fell onto
h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
calliedope: sheik: calliedope: remember when chompy the goat became mayor didn’t he eat someone’s pants he did a lot more than that
mothlikestars: I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine
stunningpicture: Fuck you ice cream I didn’t even want to eat you anyway.
g1g2boo: g1g2boo: Gibberish - Ryan Leslie (j2ktime cover) just2killtime SO MY BABES is over & we didn’t have anything to sing so decided to sing this since its the easiest to do :) haha pretty bored people. enjoyyyy ;) (babe’s eating pizza next
justjoshhn: g1g2boo: Gibberish - Ryan Leslie (j2ktime cover) just2killtime SO MY BABES is over & we didn’t have anything to sing so decided to sing this since its the easiest to do :) haha pretty bored people. enjoyyyy ;) (babe’s eating pizza
lamborghinimerccy: i was eating an orange in my room and like i forgot to bring a napkins upstairs and i didn’t want to put the peels on my bed so i put them on my dog.
geoffrmsy:dekutree:tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude
miketooch:notkingkong:this gets funnier every year The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t
fleetingcolors: sixpenceee: Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source) I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS TILL NOW
ashley-boom: Ooh and this came in the mail today :] I wish I didn’t just eat a gallon of chicken and dumplings haha
swallowthatshit: neon-taco: senior-espinosa: 90sog: ojitos-morenos: staychilljustbreathe: pr1nceshawn: Different Ways To Eat Pizza. Didn’t realize I’ve had so many types Kay my body is ready One of each please and thank you Saint Louis
smooth-pussies: is there anything better to eat than a smooth pussy? no, we didn’t think so either!
speedwag: i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers” 😅
sheillajean: gendersuperiority: whitetrashcumsluts: Didn’t see that cumming, huh sweetie? Haha dumb whore! quit wasting it and eat it. I would
ladybijou: masterwhoremonger: sadicroughsex: // She didn’t get to eat yesterday. She will do anything to get it. love to be fed like that
juiceeisme: fatfuckbitch: Eating pussy is the best thing in the whole fuckin world, didn’t you know that? I’m in need of a gentlemen!
mycroftslittlebrother: “They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the
avengersobsession: sizvideos: TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video I love that somewhere out there is a leopard seal going, “Remember the year I met that useless fuck of a predator who didn’t know how to eat? Christ what a moron.”
hot4dic2: uncensoredpleasure: You didn’t know your boyfriend liked getting his ass rimmed….not until you walked in on your next door neighbor eating his hole out before turning him around and milking his cock. Hot4dic2.tumblr.com —— Follow
emerald-city-or-bust: fishwrappedblog: We know that Ke$ha has been in rehab for the past few weeks for an eating disorder, and we know that Ke$ha’s issues started when her team criticized her weight, but what we didn’t know was just how bad things
fvckinher: EATING WIFEY’S PUSSY IN FRONT OF THE XMAS TREE‼️ I LIKE THE WAY SHE TRIES TO SQUEEZE HER SWOLLEN PUSSY LIPS TOGETHER TO STOP FROM CUMMING…it didn’t work 💦💦💦💦
squidsmeister: whereshadowsmakeshadows: Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive
niamhuncensored: transyasha: hymnsofheresy: one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed
I DIDN’T REALIZE IT WAS A MONKEY Me , on my way to eat your food
geoffrmsy: dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly
dashbeardconfessional: dawnrie-face: dashbeardconfessional: found this comb at a Jimmy Eat World concert I didn’t even need sound to enjoy this, haha mission SUCCESS
the-pesci-mode: gotsickofmyoldurl: iwannapushyourdaisies: bundyspooks: The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds. legend why didn’t his parents
thecorporatecourtesan: Whenever she came home after being with a client he’d pour her a martini, spread her legs and immediately eat her out. She didn’t object to the attention and clearly he wasn’t objecting to her ‘work’.
omgmyfreakyworldlove: So there was a guy I met and he wouldn’t do me raw. We used a rubber which I didn’t mind. But then he went into my living room while I was using the bathroom and started eating out my friend in her butt. So when he tried to
i am watching what’s eating gilbert grape and i didn’t know leo was gonna be mentally challenged and now i cant stop laughing oops
alwaysblind: MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
mathsturbation: when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat
![ashley-boom: Ooh and this came in the mail today :] I wish I didn’t just eat a gallon of chicken and dumplings haha](https://64.media.tumblr.com/43ef3a70fad0dbc6201fb4880aaa4682/tumblr_mrlqvdPdxY1r9dxgbo1_250.jpg)
