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Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “The Eye of Argon” (Ch. 5-6) - Part 1 You could have called this story “Dying Brain Cells Ejaculate a Curse Through Rasping Teeth” and no one would have argued with you…—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON:
If you could give me Chanel’s legs, Candice’s stomach, Rosie’s hair and Erin’s face I’d die a happy woman.
chronicallyempty:me, all the time: i could just die and not have to do this
johnfkennedyofficial: There are a lot of things that are going to be very different in the distant future. Here’s a few:Saltwater fish could be extinct by 2048 Whites will become the american minority in 2044Bees are dying (and bringing important
pull-up-prince: minimaxkiddo: xorcub: Um, I don’t know… Dinomania! I know I should get some dino socks too. Wander what other dino stuff I could find? (Onsie from JayKayBaby) Awesome! so cute imma die!
ladymarvels: “There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people. To make them work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea. In heroes.” The
Unless the last episode is SOMEHOW amazing, I’ll just pretend that The Long Night was the last episode.
crowleyplease: My brother came home from school today speaking in the lowest most gravelly voice he could at 12 years old. So I asked him “who died and made you Batman?” He looked up at me and took a second before once again speaking in the voice.
chandeluresinsicily: juicylouture: alex-in-real-life: juicylouture: hey canadians and brits have fun at school on monday Yeah and a guy died so that you could miss school, America. I’m sure you must be real fucking proud of that. He didn’t
granbull: can we just talk for a minute about the fact that Lt. Surge is an 8 foot tall monster of a person?! he doesn’t even need a raichu he could just punch your pokemon in the face and it would probably die
justinaireland: erinbowman: heyteenbookshey: The Story Coaster by Grant Snider This is amazing. The unicorn in “extraneous scenery" wins. I’m dying over the unreliable narrator. I wish I could love this a hundred times. The critical
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick so I just found out Heely’s kid got his shoes banned from the school and I’m dead /Screamingggggg/
I remember when I was doing Rent and I was too thin, and I was doing that on purpose because I’m dying, I’m a HIV+ drug addict. I remember having to eat raw food and doing all this work to make sure I could stay thin…And I remember everyone
wooribin: Lee Jong Suk and his puppies Saja and Dalgom on the V app. ♥
When I was little I’d ask my mom what happens when we die. I’d ask if we could touch each other and have bodies after our present bodies were in the ground. She’d tell me she wasn’t sure but that she thought maybe we’d have
HA HA! I didn’t scare her with my sexting! Her phone died. Kewl, I thought I could read girls better than that and I can…she’s intoooooo it :p
strawbellies-blog: 「sometimes love dies like a dog.」► why don’t we let this one take care of itself? the boy who could fly. dedicated to saykun.
brella: mom just got home i stormed out into the garage to meet her and yelled “BED EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!” she looked so ashamed of herself
zanetehaiden: capslockapocalypse: zanetehaiden: Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice. WRITE.A STORY.
kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the
miniar: These things and more are found here.Hey guys… so… I could really use a little help here. I’m an icelandic, disabled, pansexual, trans man, and I’m in a spot of trouble. My washing machine is dying… I think I know what’s wrong with
akamarulover: methylated-spirit: I want to Die That’s my fuckingggnggg name that could have been ME
fearboss: The boss: war sucks *promptly dies of a gunshot wound* Big boss: huh…what could she have meant…does she want me to horde every nuke on the planet like some kind of nuclear warfare dragon, perhaps?
incessantlyphlegmatic: samefeels: you skate AND you die My cousin Throckmorton the skateboarder could shred that
fuck-scrappydoo: jakemorph: fuck-scrappydoo: scythfi-writer: This is not Loss.jpg artistically, but it is mood wise. This is the best thing you could ever say to me thank you I’m going to DIE at this English class analysis of my comic thank
nitewrighter: apocryphist: vault11overseer: i have a hit new game idea. woman dies. white husband with dark hair and stubble is Pissed i don’t know if this new game idea really taps into all video games can be in this day and age. could you maybe
vivecvapes: neotheresa: vivecvapes: jarlwhoreoffalkreath: vivecvapes: jarlwhoreoffalkreath: vivecvapes: vivecvapes: i went into haelga’s bedroom to see if i could steal shit and now i wanna die excuse me todd? are you going to answer for
tokenslot: Strong thighs means strong wind-lines!Streamed my first today… s-so many people came… I wanted to die n’ could barely manage to hold my pen but I finished SEVERAL hours later lord please help me with art speed for the love of god do
charliebowater: YOU GUYS. FINALLY. I have been DYING to see this for months now!!! I was so honored Sarah & Bloomsbury asked if they could use my dress in the final cover (that’s putting it lightly) and I have been so damn excited to see what Adrian
futuresoon: so my grandma died recently, and my parents have been dealing with the quantities of Stuff accumulated over the course of her and my grandpa’s lives, which could be interesting on its own as a family matter, but, well, grandpa was a science
1,000 posts! oh My My! The 1000 post threshhold has been reached! I had no idea I could be that prolific! Now a word of caution. If you’re going to attempt to get through them all in one sitting, you will most certainly die of fluid loss.
kittenkhaleeesi: I never thought anything bad could happen to Harrison Ford??? I just figured he was immortal???? I don’t even know what I would have done if he died someone put that man in a bubble make sure nothing bad happens he’s a national treasure.
iloveshecocks: marionsissyboy: sissiestaci: cockdrunk: Which hole will you open up for Mia? Whichever one She desires I’m open come fill me up She could feminize me and turn me into a girl as long as I would get that dick till the day I died.
White people will never understand what P.O.C. feel when we see police lights flash behind us. Even when we know we did nothing there is still fear knowing we could still die just from being black. The lesson of "comply" our parents teach us because they
iamjayalexander: 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying!! #Repost @oh_so_guapo with @repostapp. ・・・ How do you feel about yourself now you stupid mother fucka you could had some pussy!!!
shadow-moon: Shadow Moon in every episode: 1.05 Lemon Scented You You rising from the dead? It’s about par for fucking course since I left prison, okay? So don’t think that anything you could say or do, including dying, is gonna distract from the
pigletpuffin: Ohhhhhhh, my GOD. That’s so cute I could just DIE.
des-le-premier-jour:THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER BECAUSE JAMES DIED AND BIG DADDY PROBABLY HEARD TIA TEARING UP OR CRYING WHEN THINKING ABOUT WHO WOULD WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE WHEN LOTTIE ASKED AND I COULD JUST IMAGINE BIG DADDY FORMALLY ASKING TIA IF
theconcertmaster: officialschool: charlemaniac: Are we not gonna talk about this? someone in the background says “somebody die already” OMFg Okay, so I was expecting them to play a tuba rendition of the Star Wars theme. I don’t think I could
pardonmewhileipanic: just a reminder that hugh hefner leaked marilyn monroe’s nudes, which she then had to apologize to society for, and only she was shamed, and it could have ruined her entire career, and then after she died, he paid thousands so his
supa-good: sauvamente: witchyrem-ains: love-to-love-puppies: reverseracism: reverseracism: reverseracism: reverseracism: reverseracism: This is beyond disgusting. Jazzy Rowe could have died, because of her roommates racism. The school tried
fuck-scrappydoo: bass-fucker: fuck-scrappydoo: jakemorph: fuck-scrappydoo: scythfi-writer: This is not Loss.jpg artistically, but it is mood wise. This is the best thing you could ever say to me thank you I’m going to DIE at this English
blacksquares:pythagoras believed that out of all the planets earth was the worst and the further you could get away from earth the better. some guys burned down his house but he didnt lose his cool he just walked out into the woods and died
trashfirefallon: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: “Should I lick the science?” forensic science edition: look, if you have to ask, you’re in the wrong line of work. “Should I lick the science?” sociology edition: the IRB
trickerydickerydock: heiroflight413: byeronman: if yondu were still alive then that battle in wakanda would’ve ended in five minutes tops while no diggity played in the background Yondu died because he had the most overpowered ability and could solo
thoodleoo: do u ever just wish u could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die
thoodleoo:do u ever just wish u could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die
gilkenansmonsterhouse2006: bonedaddy-o: vedajuno: The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is How dare this go around without the image attached this is it im dying how could anybody believe this
mossycoat:mossycoat:hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so. yeah thanks.
dingdongyouarewrong:garbage-empress: I literally didn’t know Gorbachev was still alive. This means that, hypothetically, he could see this post: rip to gorbachev, hope he saw this post before he died
xenosagaepisodeone:beaky-peartree: the only DB Cooper theories i accept: he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night it’s tommy wiseau there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could
borgevino:coffee-and-rainsticks:feministism:“Surely nothing could be worse than a lot of women dying,” she thinks. “Ah,” she says. this is why you don’t upload your photo to cool filter or facemorph sites like LensaAI or whatever. they will
“Before you can live a part of you has to die. You have to let go of what could have been, how you should have acted and what you wish you would have said differently. You have to accept that you can’t change the past experiences, opinions of others
twcgentleman13: “I promised to kiss her a million times before I died, 50 a day for the rest of our lives. And when I was gone, she could smile knowing there wasn’t a place on her I missed.” — Atticus 😍
“She never knew her father. Her mother died. Her sister loved her but simply could not handle the burden. Orphanages don’t usually take 18 year olds, but Pepper had the mind of a child. I offered to adopt her, but since she was of legal age,
