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canazei: nudeforjoy: nudeisnotrude: Models in trees again. Â Take a model, put her in a forest, and you can guarantee that naked tree climbing will happen. I love it. Bush in the bush
Its quite the fantasy of mine to just sit and watch Kitten play with herself. I could watch that shit for hours, however I can’t guarantee that I’ll be able to keep my hands to myself ;)
faketitamateurs: Nice rack You can guarantee that someone is going to cum in her soon.
bjackman51: Massive meat indeed! mymassivemeat: ive sucked that dick ;) i can guarantee you that HE didnt upload this pic either…
adamasztalos: I have the impression that some people here think my life is very easy. I can guarantee you that is nothing but. I have to study very hard in order to prepare myself for a very uncertain future. Meanwhile I work very hard to prepare for
Writing fanfic while listening Mudhoney. I can guarantee that it will be intense, feverish, hectic, violent and delightful trip. Or at least, that’s what I will try to do.
They really are that cute it’s a shame you can’t hear it but I can guarantee this little pug puppy would have been making some funny/cute noises when doing that lol.
do-not-open-til-christmas: I can guarantee that if you sign up for my behavioral modification program, you’ll never smoke again. Granted, my methods are a trifle severe, but you said you wanted to quit, right?
brazilianhotcouple: What a brave woman!!! Hot !!! Love woman that will do just about anything to please her lover…. I can guarantee u that a few times from that day she will actually be the one asking to get fucked in the ass…
So Sombra’s the Root of Overwatch.She seems like a character who’s going to murder me a lot.
Man it’s funny who people sent me a lot of inbox with uppercase and saying the EU is dead, it’s not dead :’D because i can guarantee you that Disney it’s not that stupid to wipe out all that content, why i’m saying this?
belly over the back of the chair. (Be forewarned, when I have found you my feeder I can guarantee that this will happen at regular intervals to chairs you are sitting in)
idontwantyourcrown:kylierdub:yeawutevr:LouderShout that from the rooftopsI don’t think enough people can hear this lol…. I can almost guarantee that most people who reblogged this took it the wrong way and will grow up to be assholes.
Fun fact time. So there’s a phobia called panophobia (fear of everything). However, I can guarantee you that this particular phobia name will make finnish people like me snicker like no tomorrow. Look at the four first letters in the word, please.
My snail of a sura is now, after blood, sweat and tears of frustration, 124. I get to cry more when I go to Scarabas. I can GUARANTEE that my 60 base dex is just NOT gonna fly there. Maybe I should reset. Yet again.
brinigi: overlypolitebisexual: overlypolitebisexual: “why can’t female heroes kick arse in heels” because it’s not practical and will literally snap your damn ankle you can scream weaponised femininity all you want but first off, you need to
tinselrimming: Dear parents when you say shit like “oh my god he’s alive” when I come out of my room I can guarantee that 100% of the time I will go straight back into my room
nakednewsgirl:I don’t always do everything perfectly (or even close), but I can guarantee that my heart is in the right place. Let’s remember that this (holi)day is not always an easy one for those around us. Spread your love to others; do something
yourroyalpenis: yo, if you’re wearing sweats or gym shorts, i can guarantee that my eyes will wander to your crotch multiple times. pretend it isn’t happening, we don’t need this to be even more uncomfortable. sweatpants bulges are to gays what
notlostonanadventure: I can guarantee that this will be the last selfie of my 25th year. 🎂
fousheezy: lorellaigilmore: theocseason4: uglyfun: So this is 8 ½ minutes long but i guarantee you it’s the best 8 ½ minutes of TV you’ll see this week. america is about to elect an illiterate man to the presidency That dude can’t
theladybeeblog: The Beekeeper says, ‘When Lady Bee does something you can guarantee that she gives everything - 100% - and will do whatever necessary to get the job done. Whatever she does next and whoever she works with, they will get a force of nature
kinderon: ansnarko-capitalist: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: your-uncle-dave: renegadebusiness: therearemanyuniverses: If you have “antifeminist” in your URL I can guarantee that you are either A 12-year-old white boy who was so traumatized
holytolido: I can guarantee that because you can’t see my large body none of my followers will reblog✌️
dewchild:I can guarantee you that approximately 0% of people who are going to protest within the next few days are expecting trump to just be like “oops! Y'all got me! I’ll resign” because that’s not the point. Protesting can’t automatically
If you talk to me like a big girl, raise your voice, yell, curse, talk to me like I am an adult while I am deep in little space I can guarantee you that there will be tears, lots of tears or internal sobbing until I can get somewhere private to cry into
princess-lilyrose: If you talk to me like a big girl, raise your voice, yell, curse, talk to me like I am an adult while I am deep in little space I can guarantee you that there will be tears, lots of tears or internal sobbing until I can get somewhere
lucifer-the-morning-star: cumberbitchsandwich: imperialdalek: byronic-heroine: I’m just in love with this man. I speak Irish. I played Gaelic Football for years, and I can attest that ‘cunt’ is a term of endearment to the Irish. i can guarantee
alastia: "Even though the walls have been intact for the past 100 years, there's nothing that can guarantee that they won't be broken down today."
No matter what or who you believe in, I can guarantee you one similarity. The God that you trust in your darkest times is benevolent. He is merciful and loving. And if he made us in his image and likeness I can promise you that that is exactly what he
nickbilz: chescaleigh: reverseracism: welcometonegrotown: It’s an extremely popular opinion among middle and upper class white people. Also, aside from this completely uneducated reasoning as to why minimum wage was created… I can guarantee that
yassmines: if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather A. explore a black hole B. explore the entire ocean
brightindie: if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness
vinilobotas: AN INTERVIEW WITH AMBER WILSON. You may think that the sweetest thing to come out of Scotland would be their shortbread but after a conversation with Scottish singer/songwriter Amber Wilson I can guarantee that your opinion will change.
i can guarantee that if i am home alone and the phone rings, the phone will not be answered
POT “I can’t afford your demands but I can guarantee you that you will enjoy the sex and i am very generous in the bedroom.” REBLOG IF YOUR EARS HAVE BEEN A VICTIM TO THIS BULLSHT seriously, what pleasure can a crusty man give me that
basketweavers: I’d love to meet this very cute guy on the beach alone somewhere. I can guarantee that it wouldn’t be his hands on the waistband of those tight briefs, it would be mine!!!@
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olis-selfish-men: -annoying: i want flawless eyebrows and 贄,000 I can guarantee that more then half of that money would be spent on food
@NiallOfficial: 4 years ago I stood there and auditioned for the Xfactor, can’t believe we just played 3 nights in that stadium! Thank you all so much for an incredible weekend! Can guarantee I won’t be forgetting this one! Thank you Ireland !
informative-feminist: reverseracism: welcometonegrotown:It’s an extremely popular opinion among middle and upper class white people.Also, aside from this completely uneducated reasoning as to why minimum wage was created… I can guarantee that there
plantaplanta: I can guarantee that any man who calls women “females” should be 100% avoided
dewinchester-blog: Supernatural Cast Members: Matt Cohen“I designed a tattoo for a girl once and she got it, which I thought was pretty cool. We no longer speak. She’ll always remember me, though, I can guarantee that.”
constellation246: I can guarantee that at least 80% of the time I’m on Tumblr, I should be doing something else.
sharing-husband: Wow !!! Imagine getting thar look from ur wife while being in that same position with another man ?? Lol. I can guarantee u that her husband almost came in his pants when he took that picture !!
trigger-incoming: I really hope you know that even if this doesn’t reach 50,000 notes I still care about you and really do hope you won’t go through with it. And I can guarantee you that other people care too. Even if this just gets 10 notes thats
basedgosh: higherthaneaglepussy: basedgosh: i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards I’m not sexist but I can guarantee that this was written
Also to anyone that has never seen a Christopher Hart How to Draw book I envy you.
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: i can guarantee that if i am home alone and the phone rings, the phone will not be answered
radioactinc: yourfavoriteanimeisshit: Australia has that effect on people. as an Australian I can guarantee this is 100% accurate
Just your average housewife tied to the bed? Yes and no. She is bound with some expensive gear. Hubby must really enjoy making her a bondage slut. I can guarantee that they have a lot more gear and probably a rack or stand in the basement! ;)
tiedgirlsarethebest: themask237: Might be a liiiiittle overkill on the gags… I can guarantee that no intelligible sound will emanate from them. So, NOT overkill.
YOU GUYS i had my first(?) korrasami dream last night an d it wAS so CUte♥ and no, sadly i don’t remember it all but just know those parts were great and fluffy you know how i get with fluffy things so I can guarantee some doodles of them today
tiffanys-mine:marian–m-deactivated20220607:“Mmmmmmmm…that feels amazing Tiffany! You’re a natural born cock-slut.”“6 of my friends will be arriving shortly and we’ll use you in so many ways! I can guarantee that we’ll have you screaming
