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downtonluvr: glimmeringpersonality: siderealscion: mALEFISHIENT, MARK ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations. (these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the
oh my god….i never hated kids as much as i hate the one’s i’m currently forced to watch….. i hate being around them, i hate being in the same house as them and i really hate being related to them…..>:\
sabertoothwalrus:“I want someone to run their fingers through my hair uwu” sorry can’t relate I don’t have straight hair privilege
someunprofessionalblogger: corvigae: oldroots: llimus: techmomma: llimus: techmomma: space-ex: anneonomus: That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade
REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.
My muse is asleep, hooked up to a machine. Your muse goes to wake them up, but blacks out. When your muse wakes up, they find themselves inside my muse's mind, as my muse's memories fold out before them. No one in my muse's memories can see or hear your
rattata: why be rude when you can be nude
thefurrynerd: *Eating chips* *Can’t hear game/movie/ audio* *Chews slower*
what is up with the search bar? You type in something to search, hit enter and it’s all weird…can’t even track something since there are a bunch of blogs in the damn way. What the hell tumblr?
Insult me and I can only respond with a GIF
When you find that one RP partner with whom you can't stop threading and plotting and RPing:
wingscanspeak: Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up! There we go children. If you find my body call the police.
I want you to kill my muse in the most twisted, explicit manner you can conceive of. If I'm too horrified to post it, you win.
whatifscientistcarlos: staticoptics: Allow me to explain the anatomy of a cat’s paw. Smush beans!!! Piddle paws. Liddle piddles. Smoosh bean piddly doos. Fluffstuff pink piddle chubber bubbies. As a biologist I can attest for the accuracy of this.
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
risahawkeye: i can’t believe people are joking how certain fandoms or types of blogs should get deleted if you honestly think that’s funny then you’re an asshole congratulations
spookyassniall: “hey since you’re up can u-” *sits down*
oomshi: vegay: dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS???? this can be taken two ways
theuppityzombie: I can’t believe all that candy is just a few hours from being on sale
alter-bridge: man screw shower sex i wanna have sex in a walk-in fridge so i can do the frick frack while eatin a snick snack
kurwah: send me the name of a ship and i can only reply with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)
sewbergamzee: tuucker: when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
spooky-lok-alchemist: thecrimsonalchemist: There are just some sounds that everyone loves: Shoes on gravel Crackling of a fire The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring One of these is not like the other…
It's Sweetheart Saturday, so come ask your sweetest, fluffiest questions you can think of!
dylanolinski: I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
lily-chilman: when a good show slowly starts to become awful but you can’t stop watching because you’ve grown too attached to the characters
togakiss: when you are training a pokemon and they can finally fight for themselves without dying
thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
elisaddiq: why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners
lufioh: YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK. THEIR LITTLE
ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.
jessepumpkin: christmas is so close i can almost smell the santa hats being edited into our icons
snorlaxatives: i don’t trust people who can fall asleep with jeans on
psychodelicy: 2014 is so close i can almost taste the lips i will not be kissing on new years eve
frickgerard: [at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
chrisletoepine: it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
religiousmom: im funnier online where I can’t stutter
greatwhiteprivilege: how can people enjoy lesbian porn when the actresses have nails like
dumbledorathexplora: i finished my christmas list i can’t wait $ 1,000,000 in cash boyfriend the souls of those who have displeased me this year another boyfriend in case my other one escapes money
halloweenhomo: i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch
stilinskiclaus: do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row
gaygermans: You can’t scare me, I watch Shingeki No Kyojin.
sourwolf: friendships where you can tell them your 100% bitchiest thoughts and know they’ll either agree with you or not judge you for them are my favorite
It's nearing 1AM and my character has to finish a paper but they can't keep their eyes open. As their roommate, what do you do?
spookyapplesauce: when you can feel a sneeze coming but you wont sneeze
sextronautt: how can lawyers argue without crying
darrynek: when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is
suckmesleezi: pr1nceshawn: Things About Boobs That Women Can Easily Relate To by Flo Perry. its all true.
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stormcallart: Happy October 1st, I think we can all relate with Reyes on this one!
you know what i can actually relate to this one
aboveignorance: suckmesleezi: pr1nceshawn: Things About Boobs That Women Can Easily Relate To by Flo Perry. its all true. This is perfect
housewifeswag: today started out as a great day and it has steadily gone to shit Of this I can STRONGLY relate.
reverieclock: edgemenow: That’s how you fuck a bottom. I just got fuck like this outdoor by a malay guy. And i can totally relate how the btm feels..
shawnisabeast: The Man Who Laughs (1928) I can totally relate to this scene at times…
neurofish: *dissociates until I can’t move* summer lovin …. .. .Havin a blast
rtrixie: proudlyconservative: rtrixie: rtrixie: rtrixie: Mark my words: Banks will soon be pressured to prohibit their services being used for anything gun related. That means gun dealers will have their accounts closed, banks will refuse to process
buzzfeed: A patronus we can all relate to.
fleshmuncher: I feel we can all relate to Harley in some way
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