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“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s bad. Let me show you how naughty I can be.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
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drvalkyrie: acedia-neon: thetrainticket: OH MY GOSH THIS EXISTS GUYS I CANNOT BREATHE I LITERALLY CANNOT JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I CAN’T I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OAGM;AROGINA;LKHNA;LRKGJ;LKGA’LHKN4′GLIjn”BLKAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BAE GOT ME FALLOUT 4 HOLY HEEEEEELLLLLL! THANK YOU SOOOO GOD DAMN MUCH! GOD DAMNIT! YES! IT MIGHT AS WELL
canadiananimatorguy: “You look like you can’t comprehend what just happened. That comes as no surprise! After all we are all utterly incomprehensible!”“Don’t underestimate us! We don’t care about time or space or multidimensional
snatchedweaves: belleswift17: Can someone tell me what’s wrong with this picture?? I’m so confused on why it’s a weird picture lol omg
alice-blake-art: Bad things come in twos. Erik / Charles. XMFC Yeah, them again :D What can I do? I just can’t resist painting my favourite characters ;) So I’ve been thinking about some dark alternative universe where Charles accepts Erik’s offer
thirdcoastshawty: omg… i.. can’t… even :O
puppymother:in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
2tonocean: poptarts-and-shit: eridans-magical-butt: tunetechgoghead: i-tyr-vi-litar-pa: baby-blion: Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park? You come in and immediately get killed nepetas spining teacups vriskas ship equius’s strength
thelenisshow: OMG, you can totally tell whose the girl right?
fauxtalian:hawberries: oops(also i wrote a fic about this) Seriously, the wow is sending me. I can litterally *hear* it
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt.However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
sattori: “What? you can’t accidentally suck someone’s dick” "Yes, you can”
can you guys please be normal
Can we talk about the Peter Pan(s) at disney world?
twerkingderp: 221b-bag-end: how-lowcan-yougo: obsessingabouteverything: brightfallenstars: “Dean, I can’t feel my wings anymore.”“It’s gonna be okay. I’m here. I got you.” So sorry, but I had to. “Dean, I can’t feel my wings anymore”
my-flourish-and-blotts: thedisneyfan: starinlokissky: … For the Frozen fandom… OMG WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES OLAF OMFG!!!
nerdgasmz: the-great-cabbage: chandeluresinitaly: ejacutastic: allyouneedistumblr: Omg this is from a dutch commercial, in the end they say: watch out what you do on the internet dsfiosdgmdfoomg OH MY GOD I CAN’T GOOD LORD
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve
can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: fanfiction should be taken a lot more seriously as literature. True, some of it isn’t really excellent writing and some is just smut but let me tell you i have read some fics that are beautifully well done and turned my
so i just found out you can send asks to yourself??????
starkinglyhandsome: gallowstyphoon: idiaz: New cover for Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. “The spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.” WHO THE FUCK WOULD BURN A BOOK have u read fahrenheit
agentrodgers: lady-comedian: agentrodgers: fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me: agentrodgers: Just got back from the gym ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW? …… Barton, I’ve been compromised. OMG I CAN IMAGINE BARTON ALL LIKE “I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET
can i pet ur dog
Can all the lesbians of tumblr reblog this so I can follow you.
omg-thickness: rocandshay: Relax… It’s just #sex. It’s how we got here. Even though we are married and only sex each other, ppl have a problem with what we do. We also know our real fans can see traces of every other word here embedded in our
omg-thickness: Hey everyone I need some help. I know I’ve seen the video on here but I can’t recall the title. I don’t know if it’s African or a Haitian movie. A guy sees his woman through a doorway but there’s a security grate across it
Can we all just talk about Adam Rippon staying behind to help his girls over at team USA in the short program
playugly: bul-ma: amrezy and her man wanna be kim and kanye so bad lmao can she even breathe through her nose
Can we just take a moment to appreciate..
naive-and-innocent: setyourselfonffire: 1000splendidsuns: redsuspenders: , oh no no nonononono no no no nonononoooooo omg marina. no okay we’re going to live together, get a cat, and raise it to be like this. Maybe we’ll make it watch this
beingacliche: rangerkimmy: #can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days #to be honest they probably
merry-i-am: salma: why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse hurricane muhammad hurricane shaniqua hurricane nguyen because white people destroy everything.
newyorksjojo: the2000iqkilljoydetective: gyarados: Can we talk about how clever the pokemon Mareep is Its name can be seen as a portmanteau of “Mary” and “sheep” (i.e. Mary had a little lamb) Its name is an anagram of “ampere”, a unit of
thecodeismaggie: wibblywobblywatson: sunsight: thedetectiveandthewoman: I can just imagine him interviewing people to be his live-in; “What is your average IQ?” “Can you fire a gun from a long distance?” “How well do you make tea?”
miyuli: Finally, I can present you my little comic ‘Hearts for Sale’ these are the first 10 pages. Pre-order information can be found here. (Be quick)I’m very nervous about this since it’s my first self-published book. I hope you like the story.
akashikuroko:Can we talk about how understanding Akashi is? Can we talk about how Kuroko didn’t even have to say anything and how Akashi just knows Kuroko would want them to settle it in the match instead, and opted to tend to his injuries rather than
postllimit: *bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS
wingbeifong: solange: okay for this next photo can y’all two in the back lay down on your sides with your hand propping you up? and bey can you do the same? and you too ma- tina knowles: *keeps looking straight ahead* i know i raised you better than
undefined-creativity: linrenzo: blackdenimjeans: Omg 😭😭 He has a lisp I can’t 😩❤️ So freakin cute 😍
gagakillsthebitch: I FUCKING CAN’T HELP ME THEY ARE SO PERF OMG
bringmeacloud: Omg no wayyyy. Lol
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
Can someone explain to me why parents have to fight over the stupidest of things?
cr-familiar-faces: sociologist-gh: geoekwe: gymaddict: paleontologist96: zebablah: i can’t believe this happened OMG this really happened!!?!? What a time to be alive huh what a time indeed GH I wounder how may people don’t get the joke.
mimicteixeira: Falling Star chapter IIif you missed the first part you can download it HERE is a (pwyw deal so you can get it for free) there will be a new chapter next wednesday
verysecretlykinky:The wig is even better in daylight!! Can’t wait to do a more risque shoot with it 😇
:I’m sorry but I think chastity cages are the cutest things. Like, oh, you can’t control yourself? Can’t behave and keep your hands off your little dick? Jail!! Jail for PP for 1000 years!!
nepetaleijon: well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine im a homestuck
shinymaplesquid: shinymaplesquid: I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours” #welcometocanada I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe UPDATE:I told them
charmedsevenfold: snoozlebee: lepetitdragon: tenaciousbee: destroyer: WHAT’S GOIN’ ON! Everyone else can go home OMFG omg lol best cosplay of all time I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face. warning: my policy for this blog
twistedviper: bitter-sweet-laugh: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: I’m pISIING LOL ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T
amatureblogsman: archiemcphee: Horse hooves - Tired of people looking at you in your Horse Mask and saying, “I can tell you’re a human because I can see your hands, you loser”? This pair of 14” latex Horse Hooves is the answer. Also good for
kingkitsu: Why can’t there be an anime from the teacher’s POV?? “Shit… There’s one student with blue hair again…” “What the fuck are they looking at out the window??” “No your ass can’t be excused because I know you’re about to
greencarnations: hipsterloli: Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CANFOR ห YOU CAN ORDER THE “WALL OF MEAT,” WHERE THEY STAND AROUND YOU
ofthefog: writing-prompt-s: Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.
patrickat: dzamieponders: fruitcrocs: jdlaclede: fanta playing the long game on advertising this was the fanta can from 1972 - 1988, this CAN is playing the long game is this the real life is this just fanta sea caught in the sand like won’t escape
andreii-tarkovsky: andreii-tarkovsky: when you can see a dick print in them sweatpants when they start running and you can also watch it bounce™
OMG THIS NEW CLIP FROM BOOK 2
