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No it’s not enough hubby. If this is all you can give me, your lunch allowance is cancelled. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m having lobster and champagne. In fact you can have that too. After all we are celebrating. Tonight is the last time you ever get to use your last credit card before I take it away from you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Seriously? Seriously? You still haven’t learnt? My eyes are up here and that’s where you look. There’s a word for husbands who can’t obey my simplest rules and it’s this one: “caged”. Caption Credit: Uxorious
You can see a great view from there, both outside and inside?Excellent, because you are going to be crawling this entire vacation. Now crawl over here … Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
See my boobs struggling to get out of their confinement? Difference between them and your cock is that they can get out any time they want. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
“I’m the girl who puts the SWAT in SWAT team!” I give you the most incredible photo of me in the sexiest outfit and that’s the best caption you can come up with? Go and get the tawse. SWAT is tawse backwards without the silent
Hey! If I’d wanted you to stay in our bedroom I’d have ordered you to stay. But since you’ve made me think of it, I can use my time alone in here to think up some exquisite punishments for you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Because there was no soap in the bathroom when I needed to wash my hands, that’s why you’re chained down here. If you can make it 24 hours without hitting the emergency release, we’ll consider this incident dealt with. Caption Credit:
Ok, new rules. You can let yourself out of chastity any time you like. But I’m never wearing this again until you’ve been in chastity a year. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
That’s the last one of your credit cards gone. Now crawl to the bedroom so you can start to thank me. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh dear honey, did you think you had the right to propose to me? And to spend that much money without my permission. I can see you’re going to need more intense training before I tell you we’re engaged. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I just can’t stop myself laughing at the idea they all think you’re going to get to have sex with me tonight! Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hubby, if you can’t pay attention to the architecture on our honeymoon, there’s no point me unchaining you from the bed every morning. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Like that, then I can handcuff your hands. Then I’ll know you won’t have any way out when I carry on stripping and lower myself onto your face. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.
Remember when we first got into financial domination, and you used to pay me to wear less clothes? Now you’ve been locked up so long you are so frustrated you’d love to pay me to wear more clothes.Pity you can’t afford to. Caption
Of course you’re crawling home. Don’t worry hubby. I’ll keep an eye out and if I see anybody coming you can get up until they have gone past. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I love to dress up in the pinkest, flounciest, girliest dress I can find… … and then beating the bejesus out of you! Go and fetch the cane and assume the position. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hubby, I can’t wait for you to get back from your conference. When you do, this is where I want you. Kneeling like this, wearing this outfit and your heels. Ready to obey orders. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You are so far away from being able to afford to get me out of this. In fact you aren’t close to being able to afford to get me into it again. But every day you serve me in chastity you can keep this photo on your phone. Caption Credit:
Aw crap! They misprinted the t-shirt and left off the “Ball B” before the “uster”. Not to worry. Even though it’s not your fault I can still punish you for it. Let’s go home. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, you’ve talked me into it. Next time you see me holding iron bars, you will be seriously begging for release. You can build the cage you’ve always wanted in the basement. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh hubby, I’m far too tired tonight. So you can do it yourself and I’ll watch. Get your nipple clamps on and connected by a chain to the ceiling hook so that you have to stand on tiptoe. An hour should do. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Poor darling, suffering like that for four hours. Your reward is one bra strap half off my shoulder. Can you imagine what it will take to get everything off? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: redheadmuse, via itmoved)
Funny how these fingers which caress my hair so gently can make you beg for mercy and to stop teasing you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: redheadmuse, via itmoved)
Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and bought for me. You finally going to agree to give me all your porn account usernames and passwords? Ok then. As promised, you can turn around and look at me now. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband. (Source:
Don’t worry darling, you can look all you want. Touching? Kissing? That’s going to take a LOT of hard work. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: twitchyvag-eater, via sensuelle92000)
No, you can’t get into my bed tonight. I like the space while you sleep on the floor. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Of course you can wear it when you go shopping tomorrow. If you make me feel very good while I’m wearing it, I’ll even let you wear clothes over it. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: popsnewpinup, via thelingerieparlour)
I’ve dressed in leather, boots, and brought you to a derelict room with lots of things I can tie you to and over. And you ask me if I’m about to make you suffer?Another 10 strokes for asking stupid questions. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and complete silence. You know if you break that rule I won’t let you watch any more while I spend your money. When I’ve finished shopping you can thank me. Might be a while. Caption Credit:
Wow, for what I’ve just found in this behaviour log, there’s no way I can beat you with this belt. It’s far too wide and I need something which will sting a lot more. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Let’s see if you’re right… If my new bra is that colour, yes you can come after I have tonight. Of course only an exact match counts. There are an awful lot of colour names out there, aren’t there? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all. Sorry you can’t come round to dinner tonight. And don’t worry, I have not spent all day preparing a four course meal. No, I haven’t spent any time at all on it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m thinking about what’s going to happen to you if I’m not completely satisfied over the next hour…… and whether I’d maybe prefer not to be completely satisfied so I can do that to you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of great advice for wives starting on a female led relationship. While you are giving me a footrub you can explain those financial domination fantasies you were posting about. Caption
Do you think I spent ages getting my makeup perfect for date night with my husband just so that I could listen to how his week had been? I can tell you now how his weekend will be. Not having the orgasm he dreamed of all week. Caption Credit: Uxorious
He might be surprised I want him to get ahead when he is my slave. But he needs to get ahead so he can buy me all the treats I want while he gets nothing. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Picture Credit: http://daughterofsohoriots.blogspot.de
Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming. Run along and shave now while I think about how you can apologise for not doing it earlier. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband
No, silly! Of course you can’t use the dishwasher. When I’ve gone a month without having to clean a single dish, then I’ll let you use the dishwasher. Now count the items I had to put in the dishwasher and report to me for punishment. Caption
Do you know what I’m thinking right now?If you do, then you’ve got an amazing imagination for cruel ways a wife can tease her husband and make him her slave. Caption Credits: Uxorious Husband
I’m feeling generous today. Tell me the title of a book behind me. Then a page number. Then a line number. Then a word number. If that word is “release” I’ll unlock your chastity belt and you can take me any way you want. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Oh dear honey, did you think you had the right to propose to me? And to spend that much money without my permission. I can see you’re going to need more intense training before I tell you we’re engaged. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh look honey, it’s daylight. Our wedding night is over. I’ll come over and untie you from the bed so we can go down to breakfast. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hubby, if you can’t pay attention to the architecture on our honeymoon, there’s no point me unchaining you from the bed every morning. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I just can’t stop myself laughing at the idea they all think you’re going to get to have sex with me tonight! | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, new rules. You can let yourself out of chastity any time you like. But I’m never wearing this again until you’ve been in chastity a year. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
That’s the last one of your credit cards gone. Now crawl to the bedroom so you can start to thank me. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Because there was no soap in the bathroom when I needed to wash my hands, that’s why you’re chained down here. If you can make it 24 hours without hitting the emergency release, we’ll consider this incident dealt with. | Caption Credit: Uxorious
Oh hubby, I’m far too tired tonight. So you can do it yourself and I’ll watch. Get your nipple clamps on and connected by a chain to the ceiling hook so that you have to stand on tiptoe. An hour should do. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’ll make a deal with you. If you can unbutton my dress in 5 minutes without using your hands I will let you sleep in my bed tonight instead of on the floor. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity
Hey! If I’d wanted you to stay in our bedroom I’d have ordered you to stay. But since you’ve made me think of it, I can use my time alone in here to think up some exquisite punishments for you. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, you’ve talked me into it. Next time you see me holding iron bars, you will be seriously begging for release. You can build the cage you’ve always wanted in the basement. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Aw crap! They misprinted the t-shirt and left off the “Ball B” before the “uster”. Not to worry. Even though it’s not your fault I can still punish you for it. Let’s go home. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
“I’m the girl who puts the SWAT in SWAT team!” I give you the most incredible photo of me in the sexiest outfit and that’s the best caption you can come up with? Go and get the tawse. SWAT is tawse backwards without the silent e,
celibatehubby: I originally put this caption on a different photo, but was never really happy with the image - too low res. There is only so much you can do with Photoshop to clean something up. I did like the facial expression and couldn’t find
Seriously? Seriously? You still haven’t learnt? My eyes are up here and that’s where you look. There’s a word for husbands who can’t obey my simplest rules and it’s this one: “caged”. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You can see a great view from there, both outside and inside? Excellent, because you are going to be crawling this entire vacation. Now crawl over here … | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
See my boobs struggling to get out of their confinement? Difference between them and your cock is that they can get out any time they want. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m having lobster and champagne. In fact you can have that too. After all we are celebrating. Tonight is the last time you ever get to use your last credit card before I take it away from you. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
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