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showusyoursextoys: The Missus:Well I suppose I should do an early review of our new toy, the Doc Johnson TitanMen, or as I call it Cockzilla, and you call it, BBC (big black cock). This is the biggest toy we have had up until now. It’s marketed to
pastry-pup: My moobs are definitely big enough to be called breasts now That’s it. I’m calling it. Best moobs ever belong to you.
About once a month, she craves “overstimulation” she calls it. I call it overstuffed cunt. She invites him over and he crams that entire huge, THICK, 11" fucking cock in her to the balls. Absolutely wrecks her. He pumps her full of cum
About once a month, she craves “over-stimulation” she calls it. I call it overstuffed cunt. She invites him over and he crams that entire huge, THICK, 11” fucking cock in her to the balls. Absolutely wrecks her. He pumps her full of cum about 3
putmeinherplace: So, how would you call this one? Half suspension? Three quarter of a suspension? Whatever you call it, it’s good looking and maybe even better than a full suspension since standing on tiptoes like this must feel incredible.
artemispanthar:Confirming my long held suspicions that call center work is indeed hot garbage and I hate it A little life update: I quit that nightmare job and got a new one more in line with my skillset. I’m in training now and so far it’s
shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes
fortooate:ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart returnIt’s called creating jobs actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’ *pours box of cornflakes
yay855: roguecleric: madelinelime: anna-discourse: anna-discourse: lolita fashion (NOT to be confused with loli/lolita cp) is so cute I just wish it were named something else lmao then call it something else because there’s a reason it’s called
jocknotized:hehe… you know what I’m doing is being called it’s own new genre STUD… It’s called FULL CONTACT POETRY… here, pull up a seat and let Me tell you all about it… I’m an Irishman with a GIFT for Words… ;) so get your JOCK ON
wrongonesin: ‘The Crystal Cock of Chronos’ the so-called Priestess had called it. She held it before me and I couldn’t look away. The sight of it seemed to paralyze me. The transparent glass-like shaft was textured by veiny ridges, that pulsed
theodorestone: Really? Then what would call it? Because I sure as hell call what I’m doing flaunting it. It’s hard to explain.
closet-keys: amazighprincex: clarknokent: juleswatsvn: juleswatsvn: If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me Unfollow me too this goes double if you call
akluthe: Voices From BeyondSome call it a spirit board. Some call it a talking board. It is used to commune with something from another place…Like what you read? Visit Nerd Rage for more! New comics every Friday! And don’t forget to like Nerd Rage
justicecoming: This is a cage-free egg farm. This supplier would be allowed to also call this farm “humanely raised” and depending on the feed, call it organic. Does it look humane to you? Does it look like they have any more space than a battery
daringtomotivate: “I won’t call it magical. I would call it blessed. I’ve had an opportunity to play for 19 years and give the best of my talents and my ability to this organization. Tonight, it paid off.” -Mariano Rivera
zeetbl33p:witchbabywigg:yehudah:yehudah:going on testosterone is so exciting im so glad to finally go through my himboificationmy special friend calls it his PP Juice and I started calling it PP Up from Pokemon and so now it’s the PP Up Juice.
kyraneko:passivefan:unashamedmercury: fineillsignup:yourdadsghoulfriend:practical—bitchcraft: stiwfssr: This porno didn’t fuck around there’s… a lot to take in here… I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google,
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: edgur: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: I think I’ve discovered a new color….it’s a mixture between yellow and purple…….I call it pellow..for now…… it’s called brown dude That’s an okay name but for now I’m sticking
beautiesofafrique:beautiesofafrique:(the baby on the bottom left is my sister, look how cute she was!)This is called Wanja, in Swahili culture we apply it to newborn babies for protection. Please don’t call it an “African bindi” because it erases
milf-mature-cougar-granny: I don´t know what all the fuss is about…It´s simple and straightforward…You get FULL FREE MEMBERSHIP just by filling out four questions that take 30 seconds of your life! Call it whatever you want, I call it the BACKDOOR
thetardisbabe: sherlockk: #you call it sexism i call it returning a favour OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IT AAALLLLLLL MAKES SENSE NOW
boisbonersncum: horsehungrunner: Push ups with a twist ;)boisbonersncum: you call it a “twist;” I call it a “boner” or a “hardon.” But whatever, it looks good on you!
justinbieberssexybody: justinbieberssexybody: HERE. FOR. IT. DID WE CALL IT, OR DID WE CALL IT, LADIES?
subtrainer: slave-cunt: Mistress calls it making me sing for her. I call it agonizing pain and screaming, crying, bawling. When I don’t do it enough, she pushes large plugs in my ass and increases her efforts. If I don’t sing pretty for her, she
ryagosling: People needed someone that didn’t require a warrant or shield to get things done. Call it a vigilante, or a superhero… Call it what you will, but like it or not, I finally accepted that that someone had to be me.
I’m standing here, you’re giving me nothing, I’m trying to feel your heart break through the door, Call it love, call it what you want to It’s the only thing that matters anymore
sherlockisthenight: thor-in-midgard: westernwon: if science doesn’t make you want to write poetry you’re doing it wrong YOUR ANCESTORS CALLED IT MAGIC, BUT YOU CALL IT SCIENCE. I COME FROM A LAND WHERE THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME.
littlesylver:sensualhumiliation: Call it threat, overpowering, dominance, strength, whatever you call it, I need to feel it!
The worst part is that I can never be upset over how I’m treated here.I can never call it what it is - abuse.Nobody in this family believes this shit is abuse.I would be called a bitch, ungrateful.They would all throw it in my face that I got more
give-it-to-em-toxic:slapjackjock:Blake WilliamsonYou call it bad behavior. I call it natural law. Hierarchy is real.
nastyholly: rough-slut-fucker: Just cos you failed, doesn’t mean we stop I don’t call it failure. I call it practice. I want to be perfect. ease yourself onto it, show me how much you want me to fuck you, then i’m going to pound your wet pussy
50shadesofvirginity: 50shadesofvirginity: thor-in-midgard: westernwon: if science doesn’t make you want to write poetry you’re doing it wrong YOUR ANCESTORS CALLED IT MAGIC, BUT YOU CALL IT SCIENCE. I COME FROM A LAND WHERE THEY ARE ONE AND THE
butt-wait: vodkaslumber: Stop, let me get a good look at it So thick, now I know why they call it a fatty I call it perfection…but that’s just me :) http://butt-wait.tumblr.com
mulderscully:i wish some people understood that you can genuinely and truly love something and still be critical of it and call it out when it needs to be called out. that’s how love works in any form.
cyskum: smoke-thc-drop-lsd: higheramerica: We call it “Gold Bullion”. It’s bud, drizzled in hash oil, rolled in kief. we call it caviar hehe Jesus Christ.
is ‘shoni’ a thing cause I dont like typing out fshep/liara sdgsfhsfh and i’ve seen it called 'shoni’ a couple times so i’ll be calling it that from now on shoni shoni shoni shoni i like it
ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE
