i call it personal
NSFW Tumblr
find i call it personal on porn pin board
i call it personal clips
lovefigures: Submission: “Hi I’m Corinne and I’m 18. I used to hate my body and call myself ugly. I would beat myself up for not looking perfect. It took me a long time to realize that the only person standing in your way is YOU. Now I embrace
smitethepatriarchy: fuck-customers: I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: koolworu: youmu-konpaku: fun thing i just remembered in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s
bitchiest-tits: smitethepatriarchy: fuck-customers: I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero. I have
tohdaryl: 005 - Cookie Monster These postcard illustrations are part of a project called “Personal Spaces”. It’s a collaboration with Supermart Collective and Individium based on their popular Human Periodic Table brand T-shirts. Generally
tohdaryl: 004 - Shopaholic These postcard illustrations are part of a project called “Personal Spaces”. It’s a collaboration with Supermart Collective and Individium based on their popular Human Periodic Table brand T-shirts. Generally
tohdaryl: 002 - Always Hungry These postcard illustrations are part of a project called “Personal Spaces”. It’s a collaboration with Supermart Collective and Individium based on their popular Human Periodic Table brand T-shirts. Generally
guesswhattimeitis: anewbiegm: sarahexample: The makers of The Stanley Parable received a brilliant/terrible response to the game, so they created a trailer specifically for that person. It’s called the Raphael trailer. I’ve only seen a little
mamoru: koolworu: youmu-konpaku: fun thing i just remembered in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism
nuclearsweetheart: emeline-savage: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: *makes a phone call* *walks around in circles* Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them. Fucking stupid ass
vilicity: “Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This person is using celestial colors to paint your image. Someone is making you into a vision so beautiful that it can only live in the mind. Someone is thinking of
thediaryofmarilynmonroe: About Marilyn Monroe : “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt …. she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night ….
runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to
helioscentrifuge: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge
saturnineaqua: bluedoveyellowsun: Lena Dunham is an outright terrible terrible terrible person, but she should be criticised for her harmful and racist behaviours without being called ugly–it’s sexist and unwarranted. Her body and looks have nothing
staypuftmarshmallowqueen: justsomeantifas: rich people call poor people who work multiple jobs scrubbing toilets and floors lazy because they can’t comprehend a world in which they, personally, have money for no other reason than sheer luck. It’s
Well, I’ve called out sick for the first time. Mrs. B asked me to text H because they are already short another person. What I hate about fast food is that it takes itself too seriously. We work for minimum wage and then there’s the guilt
bowtochris: chromalogue: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn
lovelyandbrown: lovelyandbrown:Here’s my original piece, called ‘Blank.’ It’s a poem for everyone and no one, and hopefully that will make sense by the time you finish listening. As a spoken word artist (or former one), I personally hate not
not-here-for-it: sailorgoons: This white person on twitter said white women don’t wear weaves but when I showed him these pictures he called me “insecure” LMAOOOOO the bottom, looks like the shit you wrap tamales in And y'all got the nerve to
downwiththebeyhive: ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal fave from my childhood
beautybeforebrains: fetish-dom: dumbgirlsrule: Psychologists have proven that the less intelligent and competent a person is, the more likely they are to think that they’re smart and capable. This is called the Dunning-Kruger effect - google it
chromalogue: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge
little-red-lucy: my-raggedy-pond: cuntinued: Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime. I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact. It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
yodasvagina007: Okay seriously this man is the most beautiful person I have ever seen and I’m proud to call him my idol. So many people love him and boy does he deserve it!
fobmaniac: savesoulpunk: The question, “Has anything changed personally or in the band?” is interrupted by a phone call from Joe’s wife pATRICK ACTING IT AND ALL
ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal fave from my childhood was saying, “Hang up
tami-taylors-hair: nuclearsweetheart: emeline-savage: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: *makes a phone call* *walks around in circles* Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.
guro-tan: When people call guys “chubby chasers” for having a big girlfriend it really really pisses me off. Maybe she’s an amazing person and a sweet girl and maybe really hilarious and fun. Maybe that’s why he’s with her. Maybe if you didn’t
terrakion: its called the xbox one because only person is willing to buy it, Spiders Georg, who was an outlier in the survey and should not have been counted
did-you-kno: There’s a rare neurological condition called Witzelsucht that causes a person to make puns, sexual comments, dirty jokes, or tell pointless stories at inappropriate times without knowing that it’s socially unacceptable. Source
homestuckandmylife: squarecutorpearshape: capacity: autohaste: If depression was a musical This is a bop okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane ok but this musical is called Firebringer. It’s an original story by Team Starkid (aka
koolworu: youmu-konpaku: fun thing i just remembered in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism for bisexuality
nuclearsweetheart: emeline-savage: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: *makes a phone call* *walks around in circles* Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them. Fucking stupid ass brain
itsforexposure:“…hello police? this person drew a stick figure for me online after i threatened to call the police on them for tax evasion. why are you laughing stop it”
tldsurvival:weirdponytail: first-son-of-finwe:Because it’s happened to us on a trek, if you see abandoned clothes, stop and search for anyone nearby. Late-stage hypotherima causes a thing called paradoxical undressing where the person feels too hot
play-now-my-lord:gambling with angels is easy. they can’t lie but they have addictive personalities; it’s easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say “hey,
just-shower-thoughts: Cell phones should have an extra ‘End Call’ button that sounds like a handset being slammed down into the telephone cradle so the person on the other end of the line knows it is SO OVER.
thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
heyjude-it-s-bobbymcgee: swan2swan: abyssalcorvid: injuries-in-dust: Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could
manywinged:not to sound like some fandom mom who got called out for being a creep but sometimes when i see people being like “don’t harass this person, they’re a minor” it really sits wrong with me like… have you considered
rasec-wizzlbang: kenkit: rasec-wizzlbang: if an elf and a dwarf fucked, would it make a human? Going by older editions of D&D they made an awkward ugly thing called a Dwelf, which usually combined the worst aspects of both races personalities
princessharumi: [ Porn Star AU ] Viktor and Yuuri are popular porn stars who are fans of each other but never met in person until they get called in to shoot a movie together. They hit it off easy and eventually they start to date and fall in love ~
hoots-quietlyy: ubercharge: het-repulsion-zone: ubercharge: let me have my m/f ships. especially as a bi person. i know it might be entertaining to poke fun and joke about m/f ships being het and calling all the characters gay (as in homosexual, not
chachacharlieco: “Think, Sora. Think of the person who’s most special to you. See that faint glimmer way in the back of your heart? That’s a piece of your memory, Sora. Call out to it! No matter how far away the light gets, your heart’s voice
ayerslix: werewolvesandsexfiends2: The best part about it that you’re really not stupid. You’re a complete person. You’re pretty successful in your life. You have a lot going on. And yet. Being called a fucking moron gets you so wet. You love
best-of-funny: little-red-lucy: my-raggedy-pond: cuntinued: Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime. I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact. It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
![princessharumi: [ Porn Star AU ] Viktor and Yuuri are popular porn stars who are fans of each other but never met in person until they get called in to shoot a movie together. They hit it off easy and eventually they start to date and fall in love ~](https://64.media.tumblr.com/98b45167686b4274deeda2cb01a1f364/tumblr_omul9cCeYw1qemks9o1_250.png)
