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larrydraws: for the love of all that holy please don’t contact me via tumblr pm it ate a shitload of correspondence and navigation sucks So! If you’d like me to draw you a thing please read the stuff under the cut and then e-mail me. Seguir leyendo
larrydraws: larrydraws: it’s Capitalism time! for the love of all that holy please don’t contact me via tumblr pm it ate a shitload of correspondence and navigation sucks So! If you’d like me to draw you a thing please read the stuff under the
ficion: tsuthetiger: msjewbooty: microinfinity: northrn: lampsarepeopletoo: msjewbooty: the word gay is actually an acronym god actually doesn’t mind if you’re gay god accepts you god always yugoslavia gandalf ate yoda stop adding your
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
dudishly: when someone tells you how much you already ate:
bwcinflorida: mid-meditation:If you’re reading this you need your pussy ate I volunteer to be an eater. Yes I definitely do
northernwinedregs: Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
caucasianscriptures: “YOU ATE MY SALMON, YOU LITTLE SHIT”
msjewbooty: imamazinglyonfire: msjewbooty: microinfinity: northrn: lampsarepeopletoo: msjewbooty: the word gay is actually an acronym god actually doesn’t mind if you’re gay god accepts you god always yugoslavia gandalf ate yoda stop
mrs-violetclair70: mr-violetclair71: mrs-violetclair70: #me I am silly … and like to be. Fuck you ate so damn sexy my @mrs-violetclair70 You are my love mm groan @mr-violetclair71
hotwifekatieposts: cucanpix: Jouer à deviner avec qui elle a passé l’après midi You LOVE it when she brings home dinner. Even if you ate not knowing it was sourced from your Father and Uncle.
fuckingsalad: do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
i-married-josh-balz: I like when people who aren’t from Canada don’t know what poutine is. It’s literally the best thing you will ever have in you entire life. I had a friend from the US who ate gravy and cheese on fries without knowing that
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
helloitsbees: delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if
thedeskofdrychris: some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF? me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do
blackpaw23: loki-isnt-so-lucky: thor: so, do i have a brother or a sister today? loki: since you ate my last piece of pie, today you have an enemy Loki may be gender fluid, but he is the undisputed queen of sass
spanishg0ld: mid-meditation: If you’re reading this you need your pussy ate
stability: I ate about 100 cheese balls before realizing the roof of my mouth was being torn up and I think that’s a really good metaphor for how things you care about in life can hurt you
delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how
dom-wolfy: daddy-im-a-timelord: I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT dom-wolfy shoe eating is not okay! Well maybe it’s YOUR fault for making them taste so good.
northernwinedregs:Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
awesomephilia: I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
a-zombie-ate-my-waffles: radifyed: braydaaan: cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower omfg it actually works This is fucking cool
If you ate my pussy please don't ever try to disrespect me. Nigga I fed you.
alphabitches: My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what
generalcrozier: joltick: when for the whole day you’ve been planning on eating something and you go to open the fridge and it turns out someone else ate it. im on mobile someone add a picture
richhomieavin: captainignis: some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF? me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do
slayologist: dopeblackking: xprofessor: Throwback to when the original Destiny’s Child ATE their rendition of “Amazing Grace” on the hit show, “Smart Guy.” “What you say girl?!” Snatch me bald Snatch you bald? Shit, my head is detached
barefootchiquita: recoveryisbeautiful: vamoose: No matter how distended your stomach is right now, no matter how much more food you ate this week than you’re used to, no matter whether your weight is up or down today, hold yourself tight and say
beardedsavage: Have the gods no mercy, you…you ATE A PIECE OF BREAD WITH BUTTER, AND HAD 2 SIPS OF COKE??? UNHEALTHY NOT A FITBLR UNFOLLOWED.
victoriousvocabulary: SHEMOMEDJAMO [noun & phrase] to continue eating food even though you’re already full, just because you like the taste of the food so much. Etymology: unverified, considered to be Georgian, literally “I accidentally ate the
icantnamemykinkblog:things i consider sexts: • telling me how much you ate• telling me how much weight you gained • talking about your clothes getting tighter
icantnamemykinkblog: things i consider sexts: • telling me how much you ate • telling me how much weight you gained • talking about your clothes getting tighter
to-many-cupcakes: imaginensfwoah: imagine your fave stuffing themselves while you’re out. you come home to them laying on the bed with their pants undone, shirt rolled up and both hands splayed over their round, firm belly. i ate too much an now i
That feel when you ate crappy the last two days and you finally have some vegetables and the broccoli tastes so amazing
bvcknsteve:you would not believe your eyesif u got mcdonalds friesand when you ate them they reappeared
crrrash: willgrahamses: agentlemancallerhooray: willgrahamses: oreosis: PETITION TO CALL THE HANNIBAL HIATUS THE HE-ATE-US i cannibalieve you just said that i can’t wait to join this fandom we can’t wait to have you #for dinner
rabioheab: happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.
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