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mia-redworth: me and the little one watching the great British bake off (for some reason it made me want cookies so I made 16 and ate them all)
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sunmoonandstarz:I used to pick up girls at public pools all the time and fuck them in the bathroom. I told my boyfriend about it and he thought it was super hot. He asked me to do it and let him film us. So, we went to the pool nearby and there was this
qhuinn: #HeartsForSterek: Did you know it takes one hour of rigorous sex to burn off the calories from five pieces of Valentine’s Day Chocolate? “Valentine, you didn’t give me any chocolate.” “I… got hungry?” “You ate all of them?”
So like how do you fuck them if you ate them?? I don’t get vore at all.
It pisses me off when friends come over because all my family does is point out my flaws and compares them to me
Omnomnom. I had two boxes of them (Little Debbie’s Oatmeal Creme Pies) I ate them all, but could only record myself eating the first six.
pippin-ate-the-tardis: shevinefeels: joyful-destynie: webelieveyou: No more excuses. I will forever reblog this It’s sort of horrifying that we all know what they’re talking about without them really saying it.. that it’s become that much
oncomingprettyboy: The Doctor slowly turned on his heels to face Rose. Confused. Rose shouldn’t be alive. As much as it kills him to think, but she shouldn’t. She should be dead and buried 50 or so years ago! She hadn’t aged, not
lurkergg: mw-magister:she ate all the cookies in the cookie jar She can have them.
i just ate like six snickers bars. i feel no shame. none. i am literally unjudgeable because i bought those snickers and if i want to eat all of them at once or ram them one by one into my asshole i can do that because its my damn business what i do with
she actually ate them all, what a madman
ryu1964: slimetony: ryu1964: slimetony: ryu1964: slimetony: ryu1964: slimetony: catsecretary: slimetony: catsecretary: slimetony: who ate all my guitar picks where did they go it was me sorry give them back cough em up no theyre mine now
rainbowfeatherreplies: ciderarts: Still don’t know what I’m doing “Watch the majestic Gilda, on the hunt, or perhaps out to buy groceries because we ate them all…” Dash narrates. >w<
amoying: basically me
seegson: kylebeans: enemacklemore: when you have to kill off an entire crew on a spaceship at 7 and be at the met gala at 7:30 seegson OMFG “Darling, did you saw Predator at the ball? He ate all the pastries. ALL of them”.
clannyphantom: punkmineral: clannyphantom: clannyphantom: when i was in grade 9 i brought goldfish to class and the boys adjacent from me always stole them and ate them so one day i put chilli powder and curry powder all over them and they stole them
the-young-writer-gg: wakeuptothesound: if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH Except West Collins ate them all
trashrabbits: punkmineral: clannyphantom: clannyphantom: when i was in grade 9 i brought goldfish to class and the boys adjacent from me always stole them and ate them so one day i put chilli powder and curry powder all over them and they stole them
sobeitjayt: elionking: sobeitjayt: elionking: I never had Popeyes biscuits but I feel like I could eat them without a drink i dare you to eat 10 Imma ig live it. Y'all gon see smh R.I.P I had two the other day. I coulda ate ten easy. KFC buiscuits
clannyphantom: punkmineral: clannyphantom: clannyphantom: when i was in grade 9 i brought goldfish to class and the boys adjacent from me always stole them and ate them so one day i put chilli powder and curry powder all over them and they stole
Some of the cupcakes I sent to work with my husband today. Apparently the soldiers ate all of them within ten minutes. smh. Nick was supposed to be home by now, he was supposed to have a half day but he’s been in many briefings so it’s not
I bought a big tub of donut holes for when my sister gets here and the soldiers that Nick brought over after PT ate them all.
the-light-arrow: I went to McDonald’s last night and ordered 2 McChickens and a large French fry. He said “We put a few extra fries in your bag. Have a good day.” Yeah. Yeah I guess you did. (Btw yes I ate them all because I lead an unhealthy
delightfuldonutdreams: Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how
writeroost: I had a bad migraine today and while I was lying in bed in agony my family ate all of the easter eggs. All of them. None were saved. This is not what Jesus died for
corgiaddict: Four month old Albion ate all the new plants within a week of bringing them home. Submitted by Dizzi.
asklelemonylenny: dreamingdusk: vandermarin: coincidentally, i just ate some Oreos and you know what? i’m gonna keep eating them suck it, homophobes Where can I buy these oreos? o-o -Lemony Lenny Buy ALL the Oreos!
islandofmaraschino:I always wondered why the sharks never ate the other fish…apparently Blathers gives them all a firm talking to before yeeting them in the tank
dulect: when you open up the fridge and realize there’s no snacks because you ate them all
nadenadeboi: rogha said: Soft @rogha i bought a large bag of marshmallows which i intended to use for baking.. but i just ate them all instead. thank you, i’ll consider that a win.
da-ghetto-booteh: texasmothafuckathatswhereistay: she ate all them hoes (punches) Dayum Lunch was served
cumallover89:beatrixxxkitto:chocolateskinnedgoddess:I want to ride his dick while he is getting fucked in the ass….. I want to get my ass ate while getting my pussy fucked…then I want to squirt all over their faces, and watch them nut all
moodswingz: animals-animals-animals: Guinea Pig (by Megan) I had 16 Guinea pigs in my childhood, but those bastard raccoons ate them all.
prettyboyshyflizzy: partynextshore: thevoodoo-youdo: lyjerria: andygq11:FUCK COPS CLOWN TF OUTTA THEM Hold on! Never is that Ab-Soul and Joey Bada$$! 😹😂😂 Yo Issa Gold told the cops his roll of acid was candy, ate it all to prove it and
coldtofire: No we didn’t. I just ate them all.
Honey, I made all these great snacks and drinks for the picnic with a couple of your buddies, and no one ate any of them…..
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dulect: when you open up the fridge and realize there’s no snacks because you ate them all @sft425
shakymangos: shakymango: shakymango: Last bit after I got back to my recorder, damn phone call still, great ending Y’all… just scored. I thought tumblr ate them, havent been able to find them on here but someone did it for me…! You all owe him
funfoodsex: I took this pic last night after I ate at mcdonalds x) I had two large fries, 20 nuggets, and a big mac for starters C: but I was still hungry!!! :0 so I ordered a THIRD large fry and another 20 nuggets xD I ate them all and it felt like
these pokemon gummies my friend gave me were actually really good, but i ate them all and i want more booo
dudes hook up and think because it’s a hookup that they don’t have to eat pussy. well if that’s the case, then i don’t have to suck your dick. why is oral sex for you considered standard and yet mine is considered “specialty”? 🤔 get
zsachrista: partynextshore: thevoodoo-youdo: lyjerria: andygq11:FUCK COPS CLOWN TF OUTTA THEM Hold on! Never is that Ab-Soul and Joey Bada$$! 😹😂😂 Yo Issa Gold told the cops his roll of acid was candy, ate it all to prove it and then destroyed
ihalal: Awww, reactions from kids when their parents told them they ate all their Halloween candy! #priceless
Thank you everyone!!
cartoonnetwork: Marcy needs more fries, please help!
fullmoonbay: You know I could never keep all those gurus straight. There were like a million of them! Remember that long, boring story about the guy who never ate?
