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undividedlies: that-vogue-model: dropkickpikachu: an-appled-goat: nevver: Most common language besides English and Spanish I am actually shocked by most of these! Not all, but most. minnesota’s not at all surprising. i’m willing to bet somali
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
one-after-nineonine: i did a push up why am i still fat
obamameansfamily: oh MY GDO YO UGUYS ARE YOU READING THIS I AM LAUGHING SO AHARD
oldyellowtricks: how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)
i-am-lady-larkin: This speaks to me
tara-ka-sha: Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II
magicul: people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
ihaveanarmarda: gayyourlifemustbe: emilyxelizabethx: I’M NOT EVEN A WHOVIAN, AND THIS IS BREAKING MY HEART. stop STOP stop STOP stop STOP NO I AM IN PUBLIC
merasmus: vertiginiferous: I FOUND THIS PICTURE AGAIN I FOUND THIS FUCKING PICTURE I’M YELLLING I AM YELLING
obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian
jolly-reaper: I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.
gnate1: I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn. “hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”
brxndybuck: i aM DYING
my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity
inter-webs: *sigh* why am i better than everyone
every-bodytrybreathing: trenchcoatlove: forest—faery: decembersoul: life,death,reincarnation,via makeup. THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED I am amazed
sadflowerprince: aph-italy-romano: dandyronpa: lukas-bondevik: xichigo-usagi: arumifurukawa: i-am-grell: “Anime is for children” Ok so next time I’m babysitting your kids what should I put on for them? Blue Exorcist or Death Note?
weagueofwegends: I AM NOT YOUR WHORE
melbelle24601: i-am-mishafuckingcollins: splintered-seed: cailencrow: disneyismyescape: disneywithswank: IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN. I watched this the other week and i
bihateual: I am either the best girlfriend or the worst
southpauz: I am doomed to a fate where everything I draw seriously becomes cutesy.
rareaudreyhepburn: Audrey Hepburn in shorts requested by zell-am-see.
barebackinq: Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick… Mom:
internetexplorers: STOP SCROLLING quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful ok keep scrolling
stokerbramwell: cautioncat: dxeggman: i lost my shit This guy is genius. I am far too amused by his comics
agrund: am i really that ugly
beyoncebeytwice: is everything expensive or am i just poor
agronsbutt: morbutts: canklequeen: 99.9% of the people on this website are stupid i am the 1% dumbass you mean 0.1%
frillypinkdreams: frillypinkdreams: Yaay! I am so happy with my first ever twin-tail wig! ^0^ why haven’t I bougth this before ?;v; This is probably one of my favourite outfits I´ve ever done ;v;
r0wdyruff: help me, i am trapped in a haiku factory save me, before they
cupcakesforcastiel: themunchkym: benedick-cumslut: IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve
fdv715nemo: albusandhisarmy: ultralifetips: Childhood Ruined! THESE pictures are about to ruin your childhood OH.MY.GOD I.AM.NOT.OKAY WHY DID I DO THAT.
angelicpanic: i came out tonight to have a fun time and i honestly am feeling so attacked right
i-hate-the-beach: i-hate-the-beach: i-hate-the-beach: Becoming more and more aware as I walk down this busy road that I look like I’m not wearing shorts. I am. Some man just shouted ‘slut’ as he drove passed xxxxx IM WEARING SHORTS
relahvant: so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???
xenawarriorprincess007: countsassmaster: sorchaception: “And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?” “I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans.” FLUFFY JELLYBEANS
assiest: sex-doesnt-alarm-me: assiest: i am 41 cheetos tall Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos? we were out of doritos
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
leomanaids: bitchcraftandwiggatry: dirudo: “I’m not rich” “But I have a big dick” “I don’t have a big dick” “But I am rich” “I’m rich” “And I have a big dick”
zachlilley: i am that dog
faithandfury: peterquill: “I’m pretty sure the answer to that is ‘I am Groot.’” ❤️❤️❤️❤️
lildicktornado: who am i kidding i cant sleep You aren’t alone XD
ryangpoet: I am attracted to the idea of your lips exploring my body as if it were a map and you kept getting lost on purpose.
shaxaphone: It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
quadguyin-china: salt-in-my-hair-and-heart: liteskint: gigaguess: Oh. My. God. B Y E Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties?? She is so satisfied with that joke.
allonsyforever: One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus
lickgold: I was born an artist, I will live as a creation and I will die as a fucking masterpiece (My thoughts at 2:02 AM)
perseues: when will my reflection show who i am inside
llatching-ontoyouu: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey,
phiftycent: princem4rtian: poyzn: This is like installing Windows on a Mac. I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating. oh my god
wibblywobblytime-ywimey: bastardsvulturesandwolves: My boyfriend and I always have the best cover photos, idk what next though hmmm I am groot We are groot
kars: I am awake but at what price
tigerrcat: tai-kwon-joe: Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.” i am an adolescent elephant
asolitaryfuck: deanprincesster: adorkoftheworld: tonyfromstatefarm: me participating in a group project WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology Get out.
spunkydads: the problem with rich people is that i am not one
squaregiraffes: “I am not alone. Don’t underestimate the human race, Meruem. Meruem… that is your name. Meruem, king of ants, you understand nothing… of humanity’s infinite potential for evolution! If there’s a hell, I’ll see you there.”
