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fokktor: yourackdisciprine: Jim Lahey is a fuckin’ drunk and he always will be. the best scene in tv history.
erospainter: “Going for the liquor I am already intoxicated Everything is loose and splashy I have a bottle between my legs and I’m shoving the corkscrew in the wine wine is splashing between my legs, the sun is splashing through the bay window,
deducecanoe: davelistersstalker: bunterglitzer: scumfolk: The liquor one killed me I really love dogs anyway Oh this is just the cutest I am a fan of the potato one. Like… potatos. Of all the things LOL
under-the-liquor-tree: I am so tired of sleeping alone.
advils: i was playing with the panorama feature on my phone and then this happened i am scared
thuglifepanda: Am I the only one who makes a face when a guy says that they rep team breezy
watchtheskytonight: raphayella: iamgreaterthanhate: chaoticfuckingbeauty: thesoundofkurt: carlovely: the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER. Oh my
karma-always-bites-back: crucialsayslisten: hooplaaaaah: the-vegan-muser: josh-fallstar: Am I the only one that knows the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together? OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE cuz the weird fake
tara-ka-sha: Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
baw-bee: THIS IS THE BEST ONE, I AM CRYING
alrightpotter: people say teenagers are reckless and unable to make proper mature decisions so why does the majority of my future rely on the decisions i make when i am a teenager your move society
peace-veganhippie: This quote is something I have been considering tattooing. I like it because I feel it. I really truly believe that it applies to the way I have been living my life, but at the same time, I am not sure I am proud of it.. I don’t
hazelgracedd: batched: In the Netherlands you don’t say “I love you”, but “kaas, klompen en wiet klootzak”, which translates to “Without you, I am nothing”. I think that’s so beautiful.
derpderpmotherfuckers: man-bro-bukkake-theater: ivanoooze: coagulates: right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side. they actually have their bibles open o…….k….
i-am-it8: breakfast-with-satan: treasure: danielzrotfl: You can change the direction of the train what the fuck Depending on which side of the train you look at, it’s either going away from you or towards you. Sucks for people who’re trying
h0ckeymom: i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
jarondgrammer: frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD This is still my favorite
lordoftheinternet: a moment of silence for all the things i have to do but am not doing
collegehumor: lalondes: pajamaben: stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman I’m sold
gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing after him
aroihkin: freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T
landfalls: am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours
bitchlyps: prettylittleheartbeat: gabrieltakethewheel: hhooLLLY SHIT THIS MY SISTER, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER. MY SISTER HAS A 10,000 NOTE GIFSET ABOUT HER JESUS I AM DYING . update: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND JUST SENT HER THIS AND I’M NOT
i am the danger
misatofanclub: rose—-gold: ch3guevara: stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass pocahontas was the worst what did i just read i am LAUGHING
nnilkshake: ok so basically this morning at 1:30 am my brother came into my room and woke me up asking where the garbage bags were like 10 times and i was like wth and went back to sleep but then i just logged onto facebook and found this and
spunkydads: the problem with rich people is that i am not one
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
orlandobloomers: wanna know how punk i am?????? *punches a wall* drive me to the hospital
chloemontoya: makiba: jellals: justcarpethatfuckingdiem5: disneyismyloveandlife: jellals: my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…” IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING
braydaaan: am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real
gelatins: by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
sighinq: reislusting: ingrzz: uncloudly: fatfaux: les-miserable: sup-nina: disachieve: mes-songes: I am never going to understand how someone can be as perfect as her. she cannot be human eyebrow game: BROKE THE SCALE Fucking idol holy shit
hyrulewarriors: monsieurjustice: THE INTERNET CANNOT BE TRUSTED EVERY LINK YOU EVER SEE IS A RICK ROLL. I AM NEVER CLICKING ANOTHER LINK Don’t worry you can trust this link.
fukkkres: when you high at the dinner table and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens and you give her the mashed potatoes where am i
rapldashing: I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
iammetatron: I am the stone that the builder refused I am the visual, the inspiration that made that made lady sing the blues. I am the spark that makes your idea bright, the same spark that lights the dark so that you can see your left from your right.
foodstain: can you imagine how fucking hard the storyboard artist mustve been laughing when they made this scene i am just picturing a dorky lil dude hunched over holidng a pencil and losing their damn shit
allonsyohanna: jaclcfrost: u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure the fridge: there and back again
nursejoy: the only type of being attacked I am okay with:
soloontherocks: 221cbakerstreet: insomniac—thoughts: pleatedjeans: via Parenting: you’re doing it right. oh my god that’s a perfect evil plan suddenly I am completely comfortable leaving the fate of the country in the hands of someone who
keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery so be it
kawrying: so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
yes-i-am-superlocked: nicolrene: ghdos: The two smartest men on the planet. Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog. This is unreal
dekutree: there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
dejavu394: lexlifts: alyssaaraee: i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older The emperors new groove got it right
super-french-man: biggercatmeow: theonewhosawitall: fairyspork: i-am-momo-senpai: That is a horror that may never again be recreated. Holy shit photobomb from beyond the grave ayy lmao let me get in this pic real quick #selfie “oh shit
techniciantraveller: skylark-in-the-park: deadniggastorageunit: lyriciss: Genius. Oh god I am delirious…. Hahaha! I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.
yougottahaveseoul: whoreshiip: Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”
runningoncoals: I am literally both of them at the same time
dzamonja-swag: rabioheab: i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s me, the teen blogger a house with 8 nuns a drug dealer who drives a hummer a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am an elderly couple who
yourfriendlyneighborhoodbitch: Am I the first to see this or..?
taciturne: fidei-avi: twenty4mixtapes: cashfameandsocialchange: chonklatime: dominic-momanigamanenen: blogsaretough: The funniest thing that ever happened on Whose Line. Goodnight. I am actually crying. TEARS IN MY EYES. This is actually the
ruthlessdutchman: ravenbohique: billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: vodka-is-the-solution: I am crying. That’s the best It looks like the tim Burton version I think that was exactly what he was going for
fupa-slam: itsmemacleod: kidxforever: jamarcoaaronshaw: cyborgboi11: go dumb and disregard ur differences This is beautiful. This is what we need to promote the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve
spongebobssquarepants: “This morning, I lost my husband and my best friend, while the world lost one of its most beloved artists and beautiful human beings. I am utterly heartbroken. As he is remembered, it is our hope the focus will not be on Robin’s
metalgf: transcendentalbabe: The white kid at the parties that thinks he could rap and always talks about the gov. I am fuuuuucking dead
beliefsatindica: rolandalfred2nd: mynameisdreik: equiroz: A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here. I am the second individual. Ahaha the tiger just wants someone to throw his Frisbee
