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mumblytron: tom-marvolo-dildo: mumblytron: Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
its over. i just. ohmygod. THIS MOVIE HAS MADE ME A MESS OF FEELS AND THAT SHOT AT THE END WITH HIS FACE LOOKING SO LONELY AND THEIR SONG STARTED PLAYING AND OHMYGOD I AM A WRECK.
glumshoe:lyrslair:glumshoe:glumshoe:notbomb:glumshoe:hawaiian-monk-selkie:glumshoe:GOD some fucking… gigantic FedEx-looking muscled meatheads just marched up to the door of the nature center, where I am working alone, talking about how if anyone
homosexualfrustration: mycroftismight: nomittens4kittens: mycroftismight: blaperture-mesa: queenofcandyland: why do you hurt me so oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing,
foxtrotsky: What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
johancruyff: do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better
davemau5:guys if you go to http://www.retroj.am/ and put in your date of birth it’ll give you a specific playlist for every year you were in school and you will cry probably
cosmicdwarf: footballintuxedos: cryptognomicon: mojave-red: robert-the-grinch: nunyabizni: the-real-d-sandman: carnalincarnate: redmachasacorn: I’m not proud of how hard I laughed at this 😂 Pure genius. 😂😂 fuck me I am morally obligated
gnumblr: lolmyweirdlife: the-little-two-mouthed-girl: akuaseawolf: celebrasian: This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr. i am the latios one owo Omfg oh my fucking god I just featured this in #GIF I’m not even sorry
toue-company: mofspades: kouaoi: YO OO O H OL YOOOOOOOO IM FUCKIFN PISS I AM PISS LIKE AOBA ON TO P OF KOUJAKU AND AND AOBA B LUSHIES AND AND BOOTY AND AND AND EYE OPEN SURPRISE KISSIES KOUAJAKUS AWKWARD SHIT HANDS ME CRYING IN THE BACKGROUND THIS
beyoncesupremacy: jkimisyellow: syberseiferrave: queerintersectional: thedarkchocolatedandy: http://youtu.be/Jhhd_tEaJEQ Yass God!!!! I am deceased. twerking in the name of the moon This is why I fuck with white people when they turn up
cinaed: omnbvc: i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus #DON’T FUCK ZEUS
i am sooo about paying the price of expensive shit, but leather chaps are not one of them. not conventional enough. but i REALLY FUCKING WANT A PAIR because i would look soooo good in it. god help me.
omnbvc: i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
I am so tired of feeling guilty all the fucking god damn time. I’m nevery productive enough so why even try
The air conditioner repair men are here trying to fix my A/C (god it’s hot!). And what am I doing? Sitting at my computer and watching porn, unbeknown to them. Fuck I’m horny (and I wanna blow one of the repairmen. UNF)
cthulhu-with-a-fez: inspector-snuggles: mcdownies: the-bite-of-frost: swingsetindecember: that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence I am laughing so fucking hard oh my god how did I miss that omfg
thesufferereatsass: god-fucking-dammit-trip: vittyyluvscookies: Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there. Am I hungry? Am I cramping? Do I have to take a shit?-the sequel Do i have some sort of serious
inspector-snuggles: mcdownies: the-bite-of-frost: swingsetindecember: that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence I am laughing so fucking hard oh my god how did I miss that omfg
ravensflame: quentinandrew: thesoundofkurt: carlovely: the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER. LOL are you fucking kidding me OH MY GOD
antleredpsychopomp: Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
stability: The Locket by smbc-comics
stimpatch: bace-jeleren: keranos-god-of-storm-crows: lovethesnark: thehappyfangirl: unmute this. What the fucking hell is happening here I don’t know but I am dying laughing. Borf. IM SCREAMING heck @piierogi
reaul: villarrr: sextingatchurch: omg OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M FUCKING CRYING I REMEMBER ALL OF THESE FUCKING PERFECTLY I AM OH MY THIS HURTS ME I’M SO HAPPY THEY’RE LIKE RUBBERY AND GLITTERY AND WHAT NOT YES I REMEMBER return of the polly
fats: fats: My ceiling fans making it look like the heavens done opened up and smiled upon my arse. **•*•*recycled nudes*•*•** “oh my god I am so fucking happy I got to see the soles of your feet today”
crossroadssdemon: Okay so the Miley Cyrus jokes were kinda funny yesterday not gonna lie but I swear to god I am so sick of seeing her and that fucking jackass Robin Thicke everywhere A-fkn-men!
stigmartyr762: cthulhu-with-a-fez: inspector-snuggles: mcdownies: the-bite-of-frost: swingsetindecember: that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence I am laughing so fucking hard oh my god how did I miss
blaquesugarbaby: ravenreyse: baawri:sonamthinks:jabvohhanstihai:sokkaswift:jabvohhanstihai: This is SO INSULTING, I am FURIOUS is this guy fucking joking…oh my god I’m really just hoping an elephant poops on him every day for the rest of his
sergethecurious: dadleywellz: happilynever: I am so turned on This is the kind of “porn” im looking for Dear God I need to get fucked now!!!!!!
cthulhu-with-a-fez: the-consulting-timelady: nathystranger: “I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.” Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU.
whitegirlsaintshit: queermobile: delete this KEEP HIM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF DOWN A SET OF STAIRS!
ssjdebusk: sleepwellsammy: destielcr7: tinaj2: OMG Can someone please show this to Jensen orrrrrrr better Misha I lost count of how often this has happened to jensen now, but seriously this on is the best I’m crying. i am gasping for breath rn
fuckedsenselesstwo: “Oh my God Mrs. Dempster, I am going to fucking cum!”“That’s right Kyle shoot your seed out of this magnificent cock.”“Oh my God! Oh my God!”“Pray to your maker Kyle, because I am going to fuck the shit out of you.
mamalovebone: need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you I am fucking crying guys oh MY GOD
yourbadgrrl: “I am a pure vessel of God’s will, I am a pure vessel of God’s will, I am a pure—fuck! Fuck! Father Jean, noooo!” Father Jean sighed. And he began the test again… wywbdns: you want… to resist the devil and his urge to make
siriussly-serious: boomboxgod: dremoranightmares: coffeepotsmokin: babyanimalgifs: How are penguins not extinct? I am in tears omg whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a
soraspromise: mistyattackedyou: nevr0s: Wow guys, Kingdom Hearts and Big Hero 6 go together so well fUCK OH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY ON THE VERGE OF TEARS AND I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S BECAUSE THIS IS FUNNY OR IT’S SAD WHY
premiium: tonight, i made out with the girlfriend of the guy who made out with chloe while i was dating her payback’s a bitch cunt u don’t fuck with me hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GOD
reeves3: jen-iii: I’m going to fucking cry, that Steven Universe promo is probably like one of my favorite things and will probably be everything I want it to be and i am so hyped right now for thursday holy shit I need that episode Oh my god. XDI’m
persephones-flowers: i am going to write 300 gay YA novels and all of them will have happy endings and i will do it out of spite
thesylverlining: allhailthepumpkinqueen: The fucking sound he makes kills me every time oh god. i am the forest nymph. i regularly make these sounds out of joy, oh gosh. he is my heartsong
im-a-good-girl-i-am: lovemystruggle: lucidnee: childishthot: I hate how accurate this is SWEARTAGOD “naw we can’t fuck in the back of my neighborhood nigga I live here tf” Lmao I was a savage I don’t give a fuck who ride by lol…on god
