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the-viking-sailor: molotowcocktease: Reminder that I am FAT. And that I am indeed well aware of that. And I’m quite content with my fatness. I am not “thick in all the right places” Who the fuck died and made you captain to decide what the
i-am-swimming-in-antibiotics: loki-dokey: kelli-leigh-o: Chris Evans helping clean up even though he doesn’t have to because he’s the lead fucking actorHe truly is captain america, isn’t he? Chris Evans, why do you set the bar so high? Sigh
dicktonberry: The little Arrancar said that if I had given her sword back to her she would give up the battle and give me a “little something” in return. It was a painfully obvious ploy to get me with my guard down, but I am one of the best captains
superheroes-or-whatever: Captain Marvel (Shazam?) from the Injustice: Gods Among Us video game. I know I am not the only one who thinks DC is retarded for making all their heroes wear armor right? and what in the fuck is wrong with Shazam. I still call
taikova: You are here and so am IMaybe millions of people go byBut they all disappear from viewAnd I only have eyes for you - The Flamingos Captain of the Rugby team, John, meets up with greaser Sherlock after practise.
I can imagine the argument co pilot- I wanna radio traffic control captain- no you ain’t co pilot- hell yes I am captain- hell no you’re….wait is the intercom to the cabin on?
hatzynz: twoheartsneverlie: constance-wu:Chris Evans carries a casket during a scene for Captain America: Civil War THAT IS A BRITISH FLAG THATS FUCKING PEGGY CARTER AND I AM DEAD I AM NOT PREPARED TO SEE STEVE ROGERS BURY PEGGY CARTER WHAT THE HELL
dusk01: captain-cal: cannabiscrazy: This is very satisfying I am entertained for hours. This needs to be the screensaver when the DVD has been paused too long.
captain-fucking-levi: averypottermormon: captain-fucking-levi: ya-boy-levi: captain-fucking-levi: why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story you are though—its called your life shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle
maid-of-timey-wimey: captain-foulenough: cthulhu-with-a-fez: inspector-snuggles: mcdownies: the-bite-of-frost: swingsetindecember: that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence I am laughing so fucking
jizeru-jueru: pavender: theprophetchuck: captain-rel: jensenacklesmeltsmyheart: mamebig: nicole-kidman: Into the Woods, 2014 (x) FUCK I AM EXCITED SO MANY WONDERFUL ACTORS I CANNOT WAIT!!! GUYS. ITS A DISNEY MUSICAL. BY THE DIRECTOR OF CHICAGO
swoobats:“by your powers combined, i am captain planet! opal!”ok i am ready to see the other fused gem combinations bcause wow opal is super neat so obviously i had to draw her<3
evycarnahan: Professor Porter: What am I doing? Captain! Tell them you never found us! After all, people get lost in the jungle all the time!
malefeed: kylekriegerhair: “I am a lost boy from Neverland Usually hanging out with Peter Pan And when we’re bored we play in the woods Always on the run from Captain Hook “Run, run, lost boy,” they say to me, “Away from all of reality.”
rey-leia: Chris Evans on the set of ‘Captain America: Civil War’ The belly button, am I the only one seeing this? 😆
The Good: I got a call today that effective February 17 I will be statused as a full time cast member. The Bad: I constantly feel like I don’t fit in with the other captains and am always paranoid that people are talking about me behind my back.
superheroesincolor: Captain Marvel #2 - Speaking Without Concern (1994) Story: Dwayne McDuffie & Dwight D. Coye, art: M.D. Bright “…I speak without concern for the accusationsthat I am too much or too little womanthat I am too black or too whiteor
maid-of-timey-wimey:captain-foulenough: cthulhu-with-a-fez: inspector-snuggles: mcdownies: the-bite-of-frost: swingsetindecember: that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence I am laughing so fucking hard
swoobats: “by your powers combined, i am captain planet! opal!” ok i am ready to see the other fused gem combinations bcause wow opal is super neat so obviously i had to draw her
kinkygeekgirl: sir-dashing: ✧･ﾟ:*☆Captain Kawaii☆*:･ﾟ✧ the First Avenger OR Captain Hello Kitty & his trusty side kick?? OMG! I am done. Just. Awesome. Bwahahahah! Can’t wait to see the shield!
ganymedesrocks: somanyhumanbeings: Charles Jervas, Captain (The Honourable William Egerton) (1734) I am Ready…Charles Jervas (1675-1739), was an Irish portrait painter, translator, and art collector of the early 18th century.
magicmumu: twoheartsneverlie: constance-wu:Chris Evans carries a casket during a scene for Captain America: Civil War THAT IS A BRITISH FLAG THATS FUCKING PEGGY CARTER AND I AM DEAD I AM NOT PREPARED TO SEE STEVE ROGERS BURY PEGGY CARTER WHAT THE HELL
fitforfightx: pavender: theprophetchuck: captain-rel: jensenacklesmeltsmyheart: mamebig: nicole-kidman: Into the Woods, 2014 (x) FUCK I AM EXCITED SO MANY WONDERFUL ACTORS I CANNOT WAIT!!! GUYS. ITS A DISNEY MUSICAL. BY THE DIRECTOR OF CHICAGO
superheroesincolor: Captain Marvel #2 - Speaking Without Concern (1994) Story: Dwayne McDuffie & Dwight D. Coye, art: M.D. Bright “…I speak without concern for the accusationsthat I am too much or too little womanthat I am too black or too
robertfords: haaaaaaaaaaytham: “i want to watch captain america 2 again,” i say as i walk out of the theater after watching captain america 2 for the fourth time #even when i’m 98 probably#”ma’am do you have any last requests before
has-captain-swan-banged-yet: Day 236: how am i supposed to accept the fact that the wicked witch and robin hood had sex before captain swan did
captain-price-unofficially:oneheadtoanother:gunsandfireandshit:They were LITERALLY SETTING UP FOR THE “AM I NOT TURTLEY ENOUGH FOR THE TURTLE CLUB” SCENE AS THE TOWERS FELL. AND THEY KEPT SHOOTING. THAT SCENE WAS SHOT ON 9/11/2001. I’M
airyairyquitecontrary: the best part of it is that all that stuff is children’s real fanart of Captain Picard that they sent in because they love himnoactually I think the best part is that I am morally certain Captain Picard Day is an idea Bev and
swoobats:“by your powers combined, i am captain planet! opal!”ok i am ready to see the other fused gem combinations bcause wow opal is super neat so obviously i had to draw her
tennant:Captain’s log. Stardate 2259.42. Earth… the dust and sky— is my hearth. But Enterprise is my home. We can go forward together, knowing that whatever shadows we bring with us, they make the light all the brighter. I am… a lucky man.Anson
evilqueen1969: “As captain it is my job to make the team as best as it can be. You aren’t working out but you won’t take the hint so I am taking matters into my own hands. I am making you the unofficial mascot. You will be used to edge the other
captain-snark: teapartyspider: yungdoctor: videohall: Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves this changed me “i am going to make this hairless one’s day. He’s never before experienced bliss such as the crunch of a good leaf.”
pendorra: She wears short skirts I wear no skin She’s Cheer Captain and I am the Collosal Titan
sabrecmc: i-am-your-black-widow: Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump If you follow his twitter, I think he is like *this close*
captain-headfullofsmut: mrs-violetclair70: mr-violetclair71: mrs-violetclair70: Feeling very sexy for @mr-violetclair71 mmmm You have no clue the power you have over me @mrs-violetclair70 Oh baby @mr-violetclair71 I am so in love you Beautiful
selenophile-jewel: the-viking-sailor: molotowcocktease: Reminder that I am FAT. And that I am indeed well aware of that. And I’m quite content with my fatness. I am not “thick in all the right places” Who the fuck died and made you captain
ask-i-am-groot: ask-why-is-gamora: ask-starlord-the-guardian: Wow!@ask-why-is-gamora @ask-captain-rocket @ask-i-am-groot This is really good! I am Groot//I like it@ask-drax-the-guardian
saramerica: brothur: uhoh-beek: what actually went down in the Captain’s Quarters everyday. omg this is fabulous MNGFDKSLHGKJLFDSHGJKLFDSHGJKLFDHSJKGFHDSJKGLFD I am guilty of thinking of Hetalia during On Stranger Tides.
i-am-your-black-widow: Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump
ethonydawn: tarotbylady: theblazedfox: the-captain-destiel: misssophie0-o: whats your hoard This is so fucking cool. How. How am I simultaneously ALL of these. I love these so much! çwç I’m about ten of these dragons.
grandma-did: captain-bley-77 said:I think I am getting pretty good at this Vintage Photos Game. The photo you reblogged from tomfatcat is actually a crop of this photo. The photo is from a series by Albert Arthur Allen in 1925, I saw somewhere that the
