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The Lure: She looks like just another hot Taiwan girl, but she’s really American white bread! Those damn Asians and their advanced sexual reassignment surgeries! What the hell am I saying? Where do I sign up?
markipooper: the beginning vs.the ending of “I am Bread” mark i am so sorry for your pain but it was hilarious
I might re do the mouth… the bottom came out a little too long, I think, but so far it’s a puppet!Just needs the rest of the smaller deails.
everyworldneedslove: dirkbolero: spaceshipoftheseus: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily
618-am: bace-jeleren: wasifio: Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread. This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not
lmaoalien: i am the human version of the first piece of bread
beesmygod: pduu: everyworldneedslove: dirkbolero: spaceshipoftheseus: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I
hellobreadbreakers: Okay guys, I KNOW IT’S LATE. I’m sorry. Seriously, I am. I’ve been moving all weekend and I was going to do a cool interview with The Expert about making bread (which will definitely come next week so keep your eyes peeled)
jaygastby: mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread
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raindropsanswers: ask-onebadapple: What’s with the bread? {019} [ Got a visit from rain horse Raindrop, and I just had to. I am so not sorry. ] ((Yooooooooo how did I miss this little thing right here?! I’m terribly sorry for not seeing this earlier.
ask-the-french-olive: ursamod: @ask-the-french-olive YES YES YES YESY EYES YEYS YES YESY YES YESYYES § ALL TRHE YES § IT IS THE PERFECT REACTION OF MY LIL FLUFF BREAD § YOUR STYLE IS SO CUTE HOLY SHIET /§ I AM CRYING OF LAUGHTER LOOK AT THIS ANKWARD
beaky-peartree: mariahwolf: beaky-peartree: Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point Okay first of all fuck garlic bread What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come
whitebriefs33: igot8andhalf: thickonlock: No I’m am at home house full of people nudist. Everyone is an at home nudist, that’s like white bread I am naked right now pulling on my ding a ling. It’s the only way. Hell yea I am👅👅
jordan-reet: I am [He said sticking his tongue out at the woman. Smiling as she rested her chin on his chest.] That sounds good. Some day you’ll have to make me the mac and cheese then I’ll make the garlic bread. [He laughed] That’s always the
irohs-the-man: filthylittlemuggle: snug-ler: #AM I MISSING SOMETHING? WHY IS THERE JUST A RANDOM FUCKIN BATMAN IN THE CORNER Because. That’s Naan bread… So it’s… NaanNaanNaanNaanNaanNaanNaanNaan BATMAN! And this is why I love the fucking internet.
sirenboy: dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”
voxaphone: lmaoalien: i am the human version of the first piece of bread when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.
will-graham-i-am: basicallythispeople: biscuitlikeboundlessness: THERE IS A BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW. YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT. oh fuck i better do what this asshole says The bread turtle commands you. signal boost
I feel entirely too sexy to be home all day. I am wearing my new grinch pj pants and am trying a recipe from the joy of cooking: eggs with salmon on toast. Well, I think the egg is well fried, the salmon heated, the the sweet and sour latvian rye bread
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aesthitac: some-fantastic-url-name:just-watch-me-hachiko:ulanji:torukun1:letmebecrystalqueer:yourfavmoroccan:i-am-haram:chai tea (tea tea)naan bread (bread bread)sharia law (law law)sahara desert (desert desert)lake tahoe (lake lake)el camino way (the
zixxie: i like this i am the bread person
dirkbolero: spaceshipoftheseus: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed
thehotgirlproject:xelamanrique318:xelamanrique318:xelamanrique318:xelamanrique318:i am begging y’all to just stay home and leave us the FUCK aloneBitch I am neck deep in that warm bread before the basket touches the table.
f1rstperson:deliriumcrow:quinintheclouds:thehotgirlproject:xelamanrique318:xelamanrique318:xelamanrique318:xelamanrique318:i am begging y’all to just stay home and leave us the FUCK aloneBitch I am neck deep in that warm bread before the basket touches
beesmygod: pduu: everyworldneedslove: dirkbolero: spaceshipoftheseus: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that
bombing: fucking hate dreaming about bread. what the hell am i supposed to do with dream bread. can’t make a sandwich with real cheese and dream bread
radicalravenclaw: lmaoalien: i am the human version of the first piece of bread the first piece of bread is my favorite Ily Em 😭💘
judgedteenblogger: lmaoalien: i am the human version of the first piece of bread
leadhooves replied to your post: WHY DOES ANYONE EVER ASSUME I AM AN AUTHORITY ON… since you make the bread, you’re technically its mother….. RCR…. is there something…. you aren’t telling us? sometimes people make paperchilds sometimes
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