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herdominion: Best Birthday Present Ever i recently celebrated a birthday, and on the morning of my special day, i felt compelled to send Mistress the following message: Hello Ma’am, The absolute best birthday present i could ever receive, and i mean
“Look how strong I am !” http://superwomaniac.tumblr.com/ Absolute Women possess extraordinary superhuman physical powers, which go far beyond the capabilities of ordinary human beings. Physical Growth Augmentation: The big electromagnetic
the-bucky-barnes: elvistiel: eraklyon: This needs to stop. Like, seriously. I am so disgusted right now I don’t even know where to start. It’s people like this that just butcher the fun out of cosplaying. There are probably hundreds of “bad cosplay”
myviewofher: The absolute best snapchat out there for only ฤ!! Don’t miss out!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: raideo: h-u-m-o-u-r: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
the-absolute-best-gifs: I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog
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the-absolute-best-gifs: lunaticcrimsonmerc: I am crying on the floor.
…and by ‘today’ I apparently meant ‘tomorrow’
scabrrielle: teddybearparker: siderealscion: siderealscion: listen, it is VERY important to me that we never forget this, the highlight of Tim Curry’s career. it might be the absolute worst use of bluescreen effects ever recorded and features lyrics
the-absolute-best-posts: meetraspberry: #i am sorry but this is the best post in existence Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
lyricalprose: because I am a huge fan of 1) making graphics, 2) album covers, and 3) the absolutely fabulous Gallifrey Records, a Doctor Who AU by allrightfine and gallifreyburning, which is not actually about these three at all but is just wonderful.
nicollekidman:the absolute gall to think that ten would abandon rose STRAIGHT after having the conversation at the end of school reunion where he assures her he would never leave her …… wack
kasukasukasumisty: adventuretitan: steven-universe-confessions: But anyway it was pretty cool. HAHAHHAHA NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT Oh wow, I don’t want to be mean but this is the absolute pinnacle of the ridiculousness of the “Am I the
the-absolute-funniest-posts: headcrusher133: MY FEELS.I AM 133% DONE. Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
the-absolute-best-gifs: And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed. My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
jakemalik: I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can
the-absolute-funniest-posts: shavingryansprivates: i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
the-absolute-best-posts: mothfather3-0: hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses? MAY WE SHAKE NOSES
the-absolute-best-posts: kaminmh: To all those Pixar moments that have made me who I am. “Of all of our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language” - Walt Disney Submitted by
juz-blaq: “I am the absolute”
the-absolute-funniest-posts: juliacaroled: S Some days I am Billy, and other days I am Mandy. This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
the-absolute-best-gifs: And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
the-absolute-best-gifs: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard e.e Is that Will.I.Am on the left?
the-absolute-best-gifs: my mom does the same thing lol Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard My name is Ian and I /am/ hungry. I shall eat their food!!
x-cyanide-x: jakemalik: I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can Truth!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: fetzes: ok so i bought those fake lashes and now i’m having so much fun with the packaging seriously i am pissing myself this can keep me entertained for hours i have forgotten about the lashes by now fuck going out
the-absolute-funniest-posts: nickysixpack: one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat
the-absolute-funniest-posts: peaceroxi: Amelia no what, i cant help it i am literally a fuzzy wiggly ball of happy Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: warhammeryourzillyhoo: my 11 year old cousin has recently gotten into the furby craze i’m on a skype call with her and she left and told me to watch her furbies this is all i see i am fearing for my life r they going avatar
the-absolute-funniest-posts: heysawbones: No wonder these cakes cost hundreds of dollars. i fucking lost it at the water beads I AM AROUSED, AWED AND HUNGRY, ALL AT THE SAME TIME the flower part though im so done You don’t understand how much I want
the-absolute-funniest-posts: bellisadinosaur: This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING HELP I AM CRY CRY YOU SHALL BE
the-absolute-funniest-posts: turtleduck-of-the-lord: I am so confused right now…
the-absolute-funniest-posts: imaginarycomics: Ｉ ＡＭ ＴＨＥ ＯＶＥＲＴＥＥＮ This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: sorchaception: “And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?” This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
the-absolute-best-posts: fetus-teet i am the worst i thought this was a deep fryer OMG wth
the-absolute-funniest-posts: AM I THE ONLY ONE WONDERING WHY THE DUDE IS ON HIS TIPPY TOES INSTEAD OF THE GIRL?? Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
the-absolute-best-gifs: the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as hilarious as her’s.
the-absolute-best-gifs: baturday: Right this way, sir, your room is ready. The second GIF, “RAAAHHH UNHAND ME, I AM THE NIGHT!”
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I am the snake in my boot (via/follow The Absolute Funniest Posts Blog)
the-absolute-funniest-posts: shitshilarious: “I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain”
the-absolute-best-posts: catsfolyfe: kimmismiles: The smallest man in the world dancing with his pet cat. i am 40999% sure this is the cutest thing on the internet. My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
the-absolute-best-gifs: suju689: The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation. you can tell he’s just like “i am 800% done with Target” This gif wins the internet. I am DONE. Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
bywandandsword: I want to reach Link levels of androgyny. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I something else? Who knows, but there’s 90% chance I’m carrying a sword and doing magic with music in the woods
Omfg I have the best followers ever, you sweethearts are doing so much just to make me feel a bit better and I am deeply touched and grateful and I just wanted to let you all know that I DEEPLY appreciate this ;u;
the-absolute-funniest-posts: last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself. (via/follow The Absolute Funniest Posts Blog)
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