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pussyboytoy:“Show it off, boy.” I’m a good kid, what the heck am I doing? “Show my gym buddies your pink hole.” I’m bookish, studious, a little preppy. Not a - a slut! “Yeah, look at that. Damn that’s hot. You sure
kidslutti-: mrslean: lstname1st: ohbaeme: Watching this makes me happy I did not see that coming yoooo This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao I am dead.
Count the kinks, kids! Penelope Pumpkins topless? Check. Bustier and garters? Check. Wheelchair for the David Cronenberg/surgical fetish crowd? Oh, yeah. Still, I am curious about how Penelope survived that car crash even though it might be an over-ealbor
my-sweet-sansrival: misha-collins-my-spirit-animal: castiel-je-taime: da-munkk: i-am-momo-senpai-and-i: tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA I like this kid he dies of course he does, did you not just hear someone say they liked him?
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY SON, TO THE DOCTORS”
ca-tsuka:New poster for “Digimon Adventure Tri” anime tv series with Atsuya Uki (Cencoroll) as character-designer.
fishingboatproceeds: I am on the cover of mental_floss magazine. That is so weird. It’s like when I was a kid and you could go to Disney World and get your face put on an issue of Time Magazine and the headline would be like, “OUR YOUNGEST PRESIDENT
notdannyphantom: Dude, as a kid, i used to be like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen
rcmclachlan:All righty, kids, it’s time for another giveaway. What am I giving away? ONLY MY FAVORITE THING. If you’ve been following this blog for any given amount of time, you already know that thing is red lipstick. BECAUSE RED LIPSTICK IS FUCKING
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moriar-tea: am I…allowed to play in the crossover sandbox or is that only for the cool kids askldjfg
lukecastellanarchive-deactivate: Am I a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that.
naughtynicegirl69: This is one of my new nighties…Victoria’s Secret!!!!:):):):) My card status…a Forever Angel…lol…I love that place…I am like a kid in a candy store when I walk into VS…only thing is…it is all eye candy and it won’t
dusted-moon: thisisradioactive: I’ll have a grieveburger and cries and also two unhappy meals for the kids that comment i am crying
jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: You’re never aggressive, you’re a liar. And no. NoOooooo I can’t handle you, how do you expect me to handle more than one child?! If I can handle you, you can handle two kids I’m am less hard work that you,
writinginredink: “I am happy. That’s just the saddest lie.” -Kid Cudi
exhibitionistatheart: I think I posted this before, but it was in my drafts sooooooo…..narcisssit that I am…ME! LOL I’m kidding…I really just want to turn you on…. ♥
artist-confessions: Am I the only one who notices that every Studio Ghibli character looks the same? All of the kid characters look the same, all of the teenage girl characters look the same, all of the teenage boy characters look the same, dads look
uncensoredpleasure: Your boyfriend ran into your neighbor around 3 am, both of them drunk and horny after partying all night. They knew his parents were home and you were waiting for your boyfriend. That didn’t stop the neighbor’s kid from milking
foxbones: ”I am going to write down a date and guess what that time is, all right? I want you to do the same. Because, when I was a kid, if I wanted something really, really bad, I’d write it down on a piece of paper and I’d burn it. It was like
vegasbondage: Ok I could still work the Iphone in the Riviera last week but this coming week I am going with my sister and her kids. Auntie, what are you doing on the cell phone all the time? So I doubt that I will be posting anything other than the
For those of you that weird creeped out by my terrifying selfie…. This is how white the dentist got my teeth yesterday! I am working towards getting my veneers replaced (busted four of my front teeth as a kid and the dentist put in veneers almost
rennerei: “I want somebody to go WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!” Of all the games I played as a kid, FFX is probably the one I regret the most. I am so happy to see it on your channel guys.
sugar-coated-sammy: Am I the only one that thinks the “Safe Kid” from Star VS The Forces Of Evil look like Stiles Stilinkski? Also, they both have beauty marks on their face.
victor-vondoom: so many people that i know/used to know are getting married and having kids and amazing careers and shit and here i am in my stained t-shirt and pajama bottoms, stressing out because i have too many tv shows in my netflix queue that i
the more adults that watch childrens cartoons, the more the adults that make these childrens cartoons are going to cater to adults and make it harder for my kid to enjoy these childrens cartoons. and the less likely i am to bother watching them myself.
dirtydaddythings: pussyboytoy: “Show it off, boy.” I’m a good kid, what the heck am I doing? “Show my gym buddies your pink hole.” I’m bookish, studious, a little preppy. Not a - a slut! “Yeah, look at that. Damn that’s hot. You sure
my professor said my writing has improved since I’ve started in my grad program
I have spent the last 5 minutes crying over a 15 year old live performance. I am officially pathetic. PS: I still can’t believe it’s that old and that Miyavi now has fucking kids and everything. God.
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat I assure you all that I am indeed my icon
the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as hilarious as her’s.
imwithkanye: President Obama responds to 10-year-old’s letter about her two gay dads. “I am so glad that you agree two men can love each other because I have two dads and they love each other, but at school kids think that it’s gross and weird,
gokyuusa:Protection.I love the idea that Sesshoumaru has kids, so I made this.This is my first fully finished digital painting. Unfortunately I lost the full project cuz a software update, so this is the best quality that I could post…. I am so
i-got-dosed-by-you: captainvictoria2: I am fully convinced that there is some present-wrapping gene in a mother’s brain that unlocks when they have kids. RIGHT?! mine always look like a 5th grader did them…my aunt? fucking flawless.
the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord omg the way that last baby hops! The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”
ferretrade: haleyocentrism: i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell
hungjockboy: brooklynalphabro: Fag servicing four men during a poker game. I had this new cocksucker blow me today while I watched this, kid that has been begging for it for weeks. Pretty fucking cool. Love watching porn that way. I am a masculine
the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as fucking hilarious as her’s.
encantadaa: paradacya: the cat that just casually hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord omg the way that last baby hops! The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids
beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as fucking hilarious as her’s.
the-absolute-best-gifs: the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as hilarious as her’s.
asianladyboytops: Everyone makes fun of me in school. Even the nerdy asian chick Jenny looks at me with pitty. One kid tells me that I will never get laid and punches me hard in the stomach. While it is true that I am a virgin I wonder if I will never
nomoredreaming: henrymillertime: iamtheocean: i’m with Jameson on this one. I love kids 🤣I am often too sad for pants too. 🤣🤣🤣 “I’ll just take a nap. That’s how you solve that” has also been my lifelong philosophy 😴
share-your-pussy: Jennifer, here’s a little different view of the baby maker ;) (Thank god we are done with that! Lol) http://wildflowernlarry.tumblr.com Lol….you are…i am still in the small kids, that’s enough. But…it will be aalways a
remainblessed: Pops left when I was seven, but I am extremely happy for all those that have a Dad in their life because I know that one day my kids will be blessed with the samething. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
privateagentmars: Fame. I’m not even comfortable with that word. Am I famous? [shrugs] I don’t know. You know, when I was a kid and why I’m doing this.. my dream was.. Loving that feeling I get when I’m on stage and I can see people dancing
I feel like I’m drowning not the kid of drowning everyone talks about its the kind where I am millimeters from breaking the surface but it’s the little things that push me down farther into the abyss that thought // Destiny Massey
arborealgargoyle:bear-tificer:arborealgargoyle:arborealgargoyle:arborealgargoyle:arborealgargoyle:when I was a kid I thought that scene of Morticia cutting all the heads off her bouquet of roses was supposed to be funny but now that I am older and wiser
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