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itsmoreorangeythanlime: I AM SO MAD AT YOU THAT I WANNA EGG YOUR HOUSE BUT ONLY WITH, LIKE, ONE EGG A CHOCOLATE EGG PLAced gingerly at your doorstep. Because I like you. ASSHOLE.
I AM SO MAD AT YOU THAT I WANNA EGG YOUR HOUSE BUT ONLY WITH, LIKE, ONE EGG A CHOCOLATE EGG PLAced gingerly at your doorstep. Because I like you. ASSHOLE.
scandalmuss: blackicetrash: “why do u ship that” honey these assholes ship themselves i am only a vessel ACCURATE.
I love seeing a post of a picture of a furry from a game or anime that is not well known and the comments are all like “WHAT IS THIS FROM?!” God, I am such an asshole (and a hypocrite)
fivehoursofscreaming:voretiger: bring out the rotating tiger so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking
-shy-guy-: “Come on stick it in! Honestly look how wet I am. If you just hurry up and fuck me I can squirt all over the floor and we can get out of here…..Look, if you fuck me right here, right now, you can fuck my pretty little asshole that I see
blackicetrash: “why do u ship that” honey these assholes ship themselves i am only a vessel
whoreabuse4: kristendixon79: dirtykarissa: I am a dirty pisswhore. I love being pissed on; pissed in; and drinking piss. How would you let me have your piss? kristen: you can drink it out of that girl’s asshole. One of my favorite lazy Sunday
a-degrader: leighfuckpig: Worshiping your superior’s asshole should be done at least twice a day! I don’t think I’m wrong in that belief, am I ? No. It would be such a great honor for you, piece-of-shit guttercunt. And you should be doing it
safetytank: because i am a foreign-languages asshole: scenes and dialogue in the dragon age series that should have had approximately 300% more difficulty with communication - broscas/aeducans/mahariels having tons of difficulty navigating surface-level
electrabluebbc-blog:YES l do. I am a GAY faggot that wants shazzie bareback COCK deep in my throat and asshole
letsmakeloaf: I AM SO MAD AT YOU THAT I WANNA EGG YOUR HOUSE BUT ONLY WITH, LIKE, ONE EGG A CHOCOLATE EGG PLAced gingerly at your doorstep. Because I like you. ASSHOLE.
daddytrainswhores: melbournedominant: slut-slave-trainer: ric-syl: Master wants his slut(s) to lick his asshole like this. The obedient slut that i am will surrender to His desires and give Him the caress He deserves. Yes, you are correct my slut
waitdidyousayyoutubers: egg-salad-asshole: bakrua: if you make hot chocolate with water you’re a disappointment to ur parents. drink your chocolate water and feel ashamed What if I’m lactose intolerant? then i am so so sorry that you have to
slut-slave-trainer: ric-syl: Master wants his slut(s) to lick his asshole like this. The obedient slut that i am will surrender to His desires and give Him the caress He deserves. Yes, you are correct my slut slave!!
So now I’m eating something that may not have been cooked all the way and I’m thinking am I gonna die? I don’t wanna die if someone hasn’t licked my asshole yet
squatmami: Donald trumps twitter is the first thing that pops up when you search asshole on twitter and I am CACKLING
timothydelaghetto: anjamoon: staininyourbrain: being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh. extremely. stressful. I am fucking dying fuck that I’m usin soap on my asshole. If it’s good enough for my hands, it’s def good enough
bbwasshole: Wow beautiful fucking asshole🍆 Great but too short! How am I supposed to finish to that?!
Dear asshole, if you try to get rough with me without my consent, I will violently remind you that I am not afraid of you, my husband is 10 feet away, and my best friends are so amoral they are nearly sociopaths. You really don’t want to fuck
missshadowlovely: Being an asshole isn’t a personality trait. It’s not engrained into your DNA. “It’s just who I am” is not a valid excuse to be a dick. It’s a half ass cop out so that don’t have to be held accountable for your
felkina: “Oh my fuck! Yes! Fuck! Pound my ass like the cum hungry slut I am! My pussy is so full that I can barely hold it in! So my asshole is next on the menu for your hungry cocks! Don’t be gentle! Savage it! Break me like the bitch in heat I
submrs: submrs: My asshole, dripping with Sir’s cum. ~submrs~ P.S. I am mainly in love with the fact that my ass looks so small haha. I think Sir’s big hand makes it look tinier than it is. I will take it! lol And finally to end this little
susankane88: Those who follow this blog will know that i am obsessed with Capri Anderson’s asshole. I just want her to boss me around in a motel room and make me lick it all night.
lywinis: bluedraco: theeliacubewasalie: paintupurple: velocicrafter: stfusexists: First of all, Wes, I don’t think you meant to sign this “Men”, I think you meant to sign it “Assholes”. Because that is clearly what you are. Am I really
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anonfuckdoll: I have a confession I think I am becoming an edging addict. The feel of creamy lube in my asshole as my plug slides in. My pussy twitching at that little stab of pain. Then working my horny cunt again and again almost but not quite cumming
leslieabsolutelynot: johnquincyadams: it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties THIS. I AM ALL ABOUT
People: “I’ve had it so hard that I have the right to be an asshole because no one ever apologized for making me the way I am.”Me: No, you sure as hell have had it easy for feeling the amount of pretentious, self centered arrogance and
hanasaku-shijin: jen-iii replied to your post: Off to work. Gotta teach classes, help… HANA IM SO SORRY MAY YOUR FEELINGS REST IN PIECE AFTER THIS EPISODE JEN YOU ASSHOLE YOU SAID “REST IN PIECE” NOT PEACE AND THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I AM RIGHT
negativefade: discountbongsanddildos: Moon Horse is such an asshole. I am in love. Hehehe omg i remember this panel. That ‘tia face is like my favourite EVER.
obedientlilsub: He doesn’t really let me kiss Him, but I am allowed to make out with His asshole. He taught me that this is my proper place. Now, I just live my life waiting for the next opportunity to give Him a big fat kiss.
omako: sherbeeee: omako: sherbeeee: I AM NOT KIDDING WHO WAS THE ASSHOLE AT ANIMEBOSTON ALLEGEDLY TRYING TO SELL MY SHIT ALONG WITH VERONICA’S AND RYANS WHO IT WAS AT ARTISTS ALLEY? is that a thing at Anime Boston? I DONT FuckIN knoW? i’m getting
sherbeeee: sherbeeee: omako: sherbeeee: I AM NOT KIDDING WHO WAS THE ASSHOLE AT ANIMEBOSTON ALLEGEDLY TRYING TO SELL MY SHIT ALONG WITH VERONICA’S AND RYANS WHO IT WAS AT ARTISTS ALLEY? is that a thing at Anime Boston? I DONT FuckIN knoW? i’m
So many cis gendered straight males seem to have such a fragile idea of sexual attraction–you think I’m attractive until you find out I don’t shave. Then it’s, “Oh, you’d be hot if you shaved,” or “I’d fuck you if you shaved.” Yeah?
