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I am not a fan of the ‘v’s that they make to cams. I don’t get it and after a while it’s just annoying. But I can almost not notice it here. And just for the record, milk doesn’t just exist in breasts. The girl has to get pregnant first and
Tsukkishima "I’’m just gonna stand here and be an asshole because that is who I am as a person” Kei
directioner-elf21: thcrsthry: Tsukkishima "I’’m just gonna stand here and be an asshole because that is who I am as a person” Kei How about Kageyama “I don’t really want to do it cause I have shame but I will do it anyway cause I’m
lavillainelles: This moment. Oh man, this moment. Let me start by pointing out that I am not a Martine fan and I can’t wait for Root to destroy her. Ok so this moment. Martine has feels. She has Root trapped at gunpoint and she just lets her ramble
stephythompson:lesbianbeautysexandsubmission: Eating that asshole…yummm Could I be hungrier than I am right now? I think not
onebadappl3: Why, yes. Yes, I am that asshole that LOVES to correct your grammar. Educated > Miseducated
sexxes01: I am just in tears over what Christy Mack is going through. She is my role model. I love her to death. If I were full lesbian I would be happy with her forever. That asshole did not deserve her. She is the perfect specimen for a woman. Fuck
internetsbestsluts: Make sure you get your tongue deep in that asshole honey, she is your superior so you must make sure she is nice and clean or you will be licking the shit off my dick when I am doen with her
vesselofman: i have always wanted to have a relationship with a Mans asshole. sleep next to Him, kiss Him, tell Him how much i love Him. i am more compatible with a Mans asshole anyway, everything that comes out of our mouths is complete shit.
yesiluvsluts: lilytalia: Well damn! Oh wow!<3 It’s crazy how hard I am for that asshole!
I am officially and utterly done with dealing with other human beings. If trying to help others so that as few people get hurt as possible makes me an asshole, then I’m an asshole. If standing up for myself against abusive authority figures makes
*seethe* I am a VERY DESERVING candidate for ASM in my company. I am still trying to simply get a step-up Lead position for now. Been applying for a few months and I am not satisfied because Like, I want this to happen YESTERDAY. I KNOW what I’m
I’m gonna gripe real quick because I feel like shit and am in a kind of sour mood. Why do so many gainers willingly put on the guise of a pig? Isn’t it enough that assholes on the street will call us that with no prompting? Isn’t it
vainvaihe: vainvaihe: vainvaihe: Me: a poor New Driver just trying to switch lanes The asshole behind me that has decided I am Not Valid and must be stopped: @ people reblogging this with “i’m the asshole” me: a man behind me almost caused
i-want-spankings: redstilett0s: i-want-spankings: *currently wishing my butthole was that cute* Tumblr: the place that makes you wish for a cute asshole I AM a cute asshole. I want a cute BUTTHOLE. 🙄
Often times, I am that asshole.
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That’s it. I no longer am obliged to show up at work - my sick leave extends until the day my contract ends. WHICH MEANS.I’d like to extend my sincerest FUCK YOUS to my former supervisor - you are a bigoted asshole with a small dick and I hope you
Am I the only one who finds it really repulsive and childish that a man in his 70s feels the need to belittle and be an asshole towards a teenager with opinions?
so john torry is asking torontians where the toronto sign thats at nathan phillips sqaure that represents the pam am games should go next. _hmmm gee let me think about that for a minute. hey…i got it. why dont we give it to that arrogant asshole
unlively: you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: Makes perfect sense. I thought it would… Don’t make me blow smoke in your direction… It’ll make me sicker than what I am… And I care that it’ll make you sicker because…?
vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: Makes perfect sense. I thought it would… Don’t make me blow smoke in your direction… It’ll make me sicker than what I am… And I care that it’ll make
you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
n0bailmon3y: superwhowhedonfighter: you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 dayswho is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days I am that asshole
martyn-7: I got tired at 9 o'clock and reasoned with myself that 9:00pm is too early to go to bed. I am an asshole. I’ve gone past being tired and now that I should be sleeping, I’m wide awake. Feeling my hair today though. I brushed it in the opposite
onedirectioncutefacts: onedirectioncutefacts: a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry i fucking love myself
every day i think about that asshole who took the oujiyama url and how they’re not even using it
alexbelvocal: herdreadsrock: I AM CRYING. TEARS ARE STREAMING. Y’all didn’t waste anytime
jesusfuckingchristharold: “It’s Not That I’m Happy You Have Bad Eyesight, It’s Just That I Am Really Happy You Have Bad Eyesight.” aka *this is very zayn and louis heavy so if you have feels, open with caution Read More
amygloriouspond: aconsultingdetective: ∞ Scenes of Sherlock The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all around obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of
So I completely forgot to tell anyone besides Nick that my cyst has shrunk almost in half. I feel like the world’s biggest asshole because my mom just now asked about it and I can’t really lie. I told her I got the results back, but that I
Hi my name is Steve Rogers and I am an asshole. Now that I’m bigger, I like to jump on kitchen counters and eat leftovers and drink nasty dirty dishes water. I also like to jump on the counters to bring snacks to my accomplice, the dog. Besides
onedirectioncutefacts: onedirectioncutefacts: a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry i fcking love myself
black–lamb: somebody buy me dinner/icecream. i am bedridden and holding an exorcism within my asshole <3 I have that bra You should get some coconut milk ice cream It will be easier on your asshole
my-fuckedup-won-der-land: linavirik: sadisticangels: peachy-angel: Soft Grunge Blog†♡ ✨🌙 Μαybε τhιs ωorld ιs αnoτhεr plαnετ’s hεll ✨🌙 i am aware that i am an asshole ✥✝Grunge/Disp☹sable✝✥
diaryofasexualdeviant: Bitch Asshole Fetish - BUY IT NOW I am wearing just my bikini bottoms that say “Bitch” all over them. I slowly stirp out of them and spread my ass cheeks, revealing my perfect asshole to you. I tell you to stroke your dick
medicinalsugar: superwhowhedonfighter:you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 dayswho is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days Never me. Mine always lasts like a solid 6-7 days. I AM THAT ASSHOLE!I am the three day period queen 💁🏽😈😎👸🏽
veganweedsoup: mysoulisinorbit: jemmasimmns: please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye on that note, please don’t make people
kawaiidabber: Reminder that I am an asshole but a cute asshole
wow this is probably the shittiest fucking birthday of my life let’s hope it doesn’t become a tradition to suck fucking asshole I’m downloading and watching Luther to hopefully feel better wowwowow what fucking bullshit
moonglas: I love IPhones for their cases. x ^ wow what a shallow heartless prick I love iPhones for their intelligence and their kind hearts, it’s what’s on the inside that counts u asshole
moosacch replied to your post: i hope Scott makes official plushies o… r u kiddin me i want ALL OF THEM TBH YEAH who am i kidding i want them all even BB that asshole
theivorytowercrumbles: Obligatory Monochrome caps because I am that person, yes.
I didn’t even read past the first two lines because I get this bullshit all the time and I am EXHAUSTED at explaining that preference has nothing to do with body shaming. No one gives a shit if you like women who are shaved or if you like to shave.
