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kidslutti-: mrslean: lstname1st: ohbaeme: Watching this makes me happy I did not see that coming yoooo This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao I am dead.
4thaloveofdick: ph0king: veganelfprincess: piercerricky: widows-inparadise: Oh my literal fucking god This was to amazing not to post I AM SCREAMING HOLY FUCK Dead
theblackjordanbelfort: thegirlwithcaramelskin: brandieblaze: black-m3rmaid: afro-dominicano: I said bihhhhhhhhhh the realest I LOOKED THAT WOMAN IN HER OPTICAL STEMS I AM DEAD. I CAN NOT
beif0ngs: “Was I dreaming…? If this were a dream, I would have woken up already… I’m not dreaming, am I…? ACE… IS DEAD, ISN’T HE?!!”
ijustwanttohugdavidtennant: consultingraggityman: averypottermormon: martin-who: the fuck am i doing no why would you do this If one day I do not reblog this, assume I am dead.
pkanaya: thefurrynerd: DO NOT DO THIS. I AM DEAD SERIOUS HERE. USING A BINDER CLIP ON THE SCRUFF OF A CAT’S NECK TO SEDATE IT IS ONLY TO BE DONE BY TRAINED VETERINARIANS. IF A CAT IS TIGHTLY HELD BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK FOR TOO LONG, LIKE WITH
smile-dead-blog: Become loving. When you are in the embrace, become the embrace. Become the kiss. Forget yourself so totally that you can say, “I am no more. Only love exists.” Then the heart is not beating, but love is beating. Then
undertail-artsins: Sin kitty likes.
PHEW! I can officially say I am dead :”D (and yay, I shaded it lol)This is a free dakimura design, for personal use only.Meaning, u can print it out on a daki for yourself or a friend. But plz do not profit out of my free labor ;)And as this problem
61378017: Dead or Alive : momiji Not working as expect , I have to practice more And I am playing SexyBeach4 to look for ideas
dollie-cd:Tumblr has been pretty dead lately, barely any notes anymore, no asks ever like other pages I see and no interesting messages from anyone or pms even in general. Idk if I’m dieing inside or am just getting bored of things lately, not really
brynabasil: “If you think because she is dead, I am weak, then you understand very little. If you were any part of killing her, and you’re not afraid, then you understand nothing at all. So, for your own sake, understand this. I am the Doctor.
tvandfilm:“I really am the luckiest guy in the world. Several years of addiction right in the middle of an epidemic, surrounded by the living dead. But not me. I’m negative. It’s official. And once the pain goes away, that’s when the real battle
datcatwhatcameback: amazingatheist: sjwstupidity: archangellesnowflake: factualwiley: Not even sex toys are safe from the SJWs. I am dead and this post killed me. It’s offensive to call a big black rubber dick “ebony” because that fetishizes
susiephone:modern hades and persephone where persephone is a tired college student and when she finds out the god of the underworld wants to make her his bride she’s like “become queen of the dead AND never have to go to an 8 AM lecture again, not
su-bourbon: ok so the bill is dead i am so happy although let’s talk about the voting rights act and how it’s going to affect the right to vote for POCs okay let’s not leave now because we did the job to shoot down misogyny we still need to
arataka-reigen:Accidentally following a porn bot is so embarrassing, like, I’m so sorry ma'am i actually meant to shoot you dead not enter your home
bigcutiebonnie: 7 Deadly Sins: WRATH- You aren’t making me fat enough! Recently I do not feel like my feeder is making me fat enough. I want to gain more, grow even faster than I am now and my feeder hasn’t been doing his job properly. He hasn’t
daenerys-stormborn: She had not thought of Jon in ages. He was only her half brother, but still… with Robb and Bran and Rickon dead, Jon Snow was the only brother that remained to her. I am a bastard too now, just like him. Oh, it would be so sweet,
tomshardy: I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, a man reduced to a single instinct: survive. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller
miniature-madness: horsesornothing: bridles-and-boots: tack-box: landofjules: IT’S A PONY OMFG Wheeeee! I will never not reblog if there is ever a time i don’t reblog this, assume i am dead this is a mini and I will never not be impressed
anyaithesaiyan: ebonyprincess33: infinitony: cancerianprincess: gahdamnpunk: I AM DECEASED 😭😭 for the love of god UNMUTE this SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀 dead I needed this laugh 🤣 Ok but I need this
nyctaeus: Brendan George Ko, ‘Reminiscence’, 2008-2010 “And now I see what the glass door is. It is the door of a coffin-mine. Not a coffin, a sarcophagus. I am in an enormous vault, dead, and they are paying their last respects.” (Pirsig,
amospoe: “Am I in the picture? Am I getting in or out of it? I could be a ghost, an animal or a dead body, not just this girl standing on the corner…?” ― Francesca Woodman
lissathelion: I am the most tired girl there ever was. I got up at 6am and ran 3 miles at twice the speed I normally have. Then worked until 8:30pm and I’m dead. Not to mention all this running has got my appetite out the wazoo and I cannot stop
brandontyson: spoken-not-written: jawngreenyoukiller: howimetyoureffingmother: favourite person in the world. ^ everybodyone I. Am. Dead.
12/1/14: so school and workout. okay.
slut—degradation: “After us comes the deluge. I care not what happens when I am dead and gone.” –Madame de Pompadour
0liii: bambi-sass: kmvah: basementfreestyle: THIS IS GOLDDDDD I should not have laughed as hard as I did lmfao The fucking music makes this I am DEAD I love ksi.
ask-bara-elteam: kyoulang: When u got 2many ideas for shit not for your essays… rip I am so sorry for being so dead orz
euo: Brendan George KoReminiscence (2008 - 2010)“And now I see what the glass door is. It is the door of a coffin-mine. Not a coffin, a sarcophagus. I am in an enormous vault, dead, and they are paying their last respects.” (Pirsig, Zen)
The block heater in my car is gonna turn on in 9 minutes… then my porch light in 69 minutes (ha nice)… then my alarm goes off in 73 minutes… you can tell I am dead asleep and not waiting for the appointed time to leave bed and go
truuqueen: sheabutterbitch: truuqueen: @anthonycuts Y'all know that’s his girl???? Like her man literally does her hair and makeup all the time I am SCREAMINGGGG He does it ALL. It’s amazing He not gay?? I dead ass thought he was gay my bad.
fuckyeahtattoos: Tattoo by Mick J at the Blue Dragon Tattoo Studio, Brighton uk www.bluedragontattoo.co.uk Leviticus 19:28 “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord.”Hahahaha
xoreanne: kimreesesdaughter: melaninfuxkinpoppin: alacklusteredparadise: ginnyybangbang: scatterbrainmathmatics: I am so not playing Dead ads Off top. catch these hands if you want to!!! I’ll be at Six Flags. Pushing ya ass smooth off the
livinlavidaloca07: It seems, however, I really am the luckiest guy in the world. Several years of addiction right in the middle of an epidemic, surrounded by the living dead. But not me. I’m negative. It’s official. And once the pain goes away, that’s
rooooong: rooooong: ijustwanttohugdavidtennant: consultingraggityman: averypottermormon: martin-who: the fuck am i doing no why would you do this If one day I do not reblog this, assume I am dead. The last one makes a nice shade of beige if
I am watching rom coms 😱😱😱😱now there is not enough crime and dead bodies!
boom-mic-drop: idontcarebear: death-by-lulz: acruelultimatum: God, pit bulls are just so vicious and deadly. Look at this one terrorizing this child Oh my fucking god you are are so cute let me love you. And I am definitely not talking about the baby.
twistydreamworld: if there comes a day i do not reblog this, assume i am dead
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my fucking aunt JUST called me. it’s 1:30 am. i thought someone was dead. NOPE. SHE JUST WANTED TO HASSLE ME ABOUT NOT SEEING ME AND MADE PLANS TO SEE MY FOR MY BIRTHDAY. ASKED ME WHY I WAS AWAKE AT THIS HOUR. I WASN’T AWAKE. i said, “why
thegothicalice: fieldofbeans: halfbaked-alchemist: HI I am the potoo I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, pretending to be a stick or dead leaf it’s not as easy as it looks I sing virtually exclusively around the
assblaster420: me: y am i not physically dead yetme: *remembers kakashi hatake*me: right
nyctaeus:Brendan George Ko, ‘Reminiscence’, 2008-2010 “And now I see what the glass door is. It is the door of a coffin-mine. Not a coffin, a sarcophagus. I am in an enormous vault, dead, and they are paying their last respects.” (Pirsig,
plaster-a-smile-on-your-face: inconsolabl—e: breathing—but—dead: inconsolabl—e: “I am too broken; to be fixed." Don’t not promote or remove this
amourtality:never understood the whole showing up at your high school reunion revenge fantasy cause like really? high school?? I don’t want anyone from that time in my life to have any idea where I am or what I’m doing. do not perceive me I am dead
pathologising:I am literally a corpse like my skin is ice cold… I look dead… I shamble around aimlessly….whats not clicking
queenconsuelabananahammock: linglingsmisadventures:norisblackbook: Woke. queenconsuelabananahammock ITS THE KANYE 2.0 INSIDE HER. HE WILL BE REBORN Nope. Kanye is dead. I am so glad that she said this because, like it or not, she is influential. But
Gift for my fan I’ve met at the Woodstock festival this weekend. I love randomly meeting my followers in the most unusual places. Anyway… I am back, but kinda not just yet. I am dead tired, and there is still some personal business that
