i am no one
NSFW Tumblr
find i am no one on porn pin board
i am no one clips
parliamentrook: I am out of room. and I haven’t even done any blue ones yet (that is aqua)
urlannoying: “mr. president, you are obviously a giant lizard dressed as a person” “haha what a ridiculous accusation! i am just like all of you humans! i put my shoes on one claw at a time”
killianfallon: Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles?
kamikaze95: Who is my celeb look alike? I have none… Does that mean I’m meant to be famous.. Am I the one to solidify this look?
unfrickable: do not sexualize young girls.yes, I am kink shaming you. because you should be ashamed of yourselffor sexualizing young girls, andno one’s sexual liberation is more importantthan protecting young girls.
cargohoo: abloodymess: ladythatsmyskull: Godzilla on the set Godzilla only does one take! Amateurs do two takes! Do you hear me you overpaid Grip! I am going to my trailer, make sure Rodan is there wearing that outfit I like or I fucking walk! You
lifewasted: [whispers] “stone… why are we here? this is the weirdest basketball court i’ve seen in my life. why aren’t you passing me the ball? why are we sitting? … is this halftime? am i on the bench? are one of these people the coach? stone,
narcissistic-alcoholic: girlgamemaster: graphitewizard: “DO NOT buy Exer-Hides dog bones! I found rubber bands in the one my dog was chewing last night. I know this brand is sold by WalMart. I am alerting the WalMart where I bought the bones
hellogoodbye97: the-kinda-winter-soldier: Am I the only one who hates when you’ve been reading a book and then you suddenly find out like 30 chapters in that a character has a different hair color or skin color or is a different age than you’ve
averagefairy: *eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle
snarkydiscolizard:snarkydiscolizard:IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.here, by request of more than one person:
ifyoucarryonthisway:am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign
onlinepunk: my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel
itsallparamore: howaboutnogoaway: itsallparamore: dowithoutfear: itsallparamore: awhlol hayley Am I the only one who doesn’t get it??? its just the fact on the left Hayley in maybe 15, 16 and looks so scared, and then on the right Hayley is 24
mirelha: ayoaprell: A lot of smokers really are inconsiderate though. I appreciate the ones who ask, “will this smoke bother you?” You all are the real gems, and I am wishing nothing but the best for you as I tell you “yes” and watch you walk
kyleblowofski: skullyskull: kingsleyyy: Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere And then they started complaining about me not going out anywhere And now when I go out they complain im
thinsquids: Am I the only one that goes to bed not because I’m tired but because I’m just done dealing with a shitty fucking day
ashtonstilinski:I am Harry Harry is me We are one
bpd-bear: i honestly cant remember anything from like a week ago like everything is such a blur and i have this problem all the time am i the only one with this issue like is this a borderline thing
chiefarnook: killianfallon: Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles? But why would you shade Ms. Pickles like that?
dunflower: .̝̳.͍͖.̼͓.̟.̼͖̣͈̠̱ͅwhø is twenty øne piløts? and why am i sø far up their ass?.̝̳.͍͖.̼͓.̟.̼͖̣͈ͅ
worthyourweightinfanfiction: armadillo: REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME one time there was an unscheduled
velvetkisses28:No one :Me : *Going absolute feral at 2 am*I HAVE TO LEARN LATIN AND FRENCH. I HAVE TO LEARN PLAYING PIANO AND GUITAR. I HAVE TO WRITE A POEM ABOUT THAT BOY I SAW IN THE LIBRARY. I HAVE TO TELL THE
i-am-matticus: havea-nicedaze: c0urtneys: b0mbb: wall-flawer: rip-aaliyah: man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!! Oh my gosh this is amazing wow No one realizes
waffleducttapedtoadoor: landrykilledyetanotherguy: “Would you go on vacation for 贄,000?” I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and
iwanttobeafirefly: jinbins: Poor Eilonwy. :/“I AM Disney! But, no one remembers me” A little something for the littles. ✶Firefly✶
ijustd0i: unusualblainers: camuizuuki: dracoandhermione: imjustamalfoy: hermi-oh-ne: lol …25.000 muggles around “Who knows what it might have become?” I AM CRYING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE BABY DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A NOSE! No one realizes
camplazlo: wtf valentine’s day is tomorrow and no one ha s pronounced their undying love and devotion to me yet i am Very Disappointed in u all
childishnotions: writing is safer, somehowbecause my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,and words get stuck in throats,not fingertips, can’t stumbleon paper trails of blue linesbecause writing is definite and clearand no one can tell if i am cryingor
jaclcfrost: if no one has told you recently or even if someone has told you recently let me just say i am proud of you i hope your day was ok i hope tomorrow is ok i hope your whole week is ok you are rad as heck you being here and alive makes everything
bepeu: no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
therealkatiewest: I forget that many people view my pictures as being taken by a man. NOT SO, MY PRETTIES.No one is holding the camera, or directing me, or composing the shot. There’s just me. I am not here for you. I’m not arranged for you. I’m
7brat: i am a giant pervert but im a lil girl so its acceptable and no one cares
alamogirl80: paralol: i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like ‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ This is still Gimli imitating Legolas and no one can convince me otherwise…
dreaminglestrabode: NO ONE LAUGHED IN THE THEATER EXCEPT ME I AM ANGRY
ririsasy:No one touch me. I am restoring my humanity.
earlybedtimepunishments: xoxo-beth: No one ever really talks about the post-spanking itching that follows. Here I am rubbing what I have not so fondly termed my “sandpaper butt.” Read: The Post-Spanking Itch
missingeharmony: heybrittini: judgehatchett: no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm OH MY FUCKING GOD that’s the spirit I am
It would be very financially irresponsible of me to go buy cigarettes right now but I am having an anxiety attack and I can’t make it stop but no one is answering my calls or texts please help me
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller? like ‘here small
markiplier: hipsterdoria: Truly no one reblogs Markiplier more than @markiplier. I am my own biggest fan
lastoneout: My girl Alex is out here exposing all of the shit that no one says about congress and I am LIVING for it
i-am-yours-to-breed: “Daddy?” I murmur. It’s dark, about three in the morning and I’ve woken up, shivering a little. I reach across the bed but there’s no-one there. “Daddy?” I call out sleepily, “where are you?” I listen for a second
lilacghost: I am very bitter over the fact that I have no one who will wear a best friend bracelet/necklace with me. :< weep
xrayeyesblue: closetsissislut: iamrati: We just love to plan for pegging after we’re out with friends. It drives him crazy knowing what’s going to happen later It drives me crazy knowing I am a dirty little bitch and no one has a clue… Yesterday,
thievinggenius: Tattoo done by Jeff Gogue. @gogueart Truly a great work of art. I also admire the commitment it took to get that done. No one’s getting something like that lasered off. You’ll take that to the grave. I, however, am not
peregr1ne: UU: i wish i coUld be that pretty. UU: UnfortUnately, i am not very attractive at all. UU: sad to say, no one woUld kiss the corpse i will leave behind. (pls click to make it not blurry u suck tumblr)
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller?like ‘here small
cryingzitao: I know having a bf/gf etc isnt important but when no one crushes on u u cant help but wonder “whats wrong with me ” “maybe im meaner than i thought” “how ugly AM i” “its because of my body its totally my body” i think its
broomstick: “I’m queer,” he says, simply. “I have a lot of really wonderful friends who are of very different sexes and genders. I am very much in love with no one in particular. I’ve been trying to figure out relationships, you know? I don’t
sometimes-cats: Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank
head-like-an-atom-bomb: Fuck you I am my own God no one tells me what to do Hail Satan
dadcore420: “no one understands me like the bees do”“son, come home”“i AM home”
stop/start.: i am alive on a bench that is facing another bench. no one is sitting...