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jackson00: Fucking my mom while my dad is on the phone
oedipussywrecks: When I get home from college mom doesn’t waste much time… She’s usually riding me within 10 minutes of my walking through the door!
diksex: Well… mom was right
Mommy I am sad today. please You can raise my spirits
“This isn’t a phase, dad. This is who I am.” Puberty can get Goofy.
Fuck it I’m going to watch markiplier play undertale, I give in to the hype xD Hopefully its as good as people say its gonna be xp i wish the community was a little less… uhh… but anyway time to crush on goat mom even more goddangit
slothhandler: flibbertigibbett: pangurbean: hanandleiaadventures: emrisemrisemris: I saw this on Twitter DID THE STAR WARS CAST INTENTIONALLY LEAVE THE SPACE IN THE MIDDLE FOR CARRIE IN THIS PHOTOSHOOT?? I am not ok *sobbing uncontrollably*
lokisuggestion: 1dietcokeinacan: My heart is so full Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.
Lol you know that post that goes “Mom: when are you getting a job? Me: idk its a surprise” ? Lol well its a surprise for me too 😓😂
porkrub: *me eating something*: this taste like ass mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol me:
isobelstevenz: a few of my favourite things ☆ (47/50) female characters: tyra collette what, should i write about my trashy family, about the fact that my sister’s a stripper, or my mom is a high school drop out who drinks boxes of wine like it’s
I have hope or I am nothing
extrasassylampshade: dont-taunt-the-octopus: me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention] toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible] mom: what? toddler, even quieter:
I Simply Am Not There
ok so earlier i asked my mom what race my dad was since i knew she wouldnt answer if i asked her about herself and she was like “white whats not white about him” but my dad is dark skinned with curly black hair and not whitepassing at all there is
My little sister is brushing her teeth and I can hear her bragging to my mom that she’s going to be taller than me soon lol
todaysbird:i love birds and have asthma. i am gods worst creation
whatever mom
did my mom just suggest i wear frickin yoga pantz to the grocery store???? yeah i dont think so gf like do u not get me
koujaku killed his mom
destieldrabblesdaily: lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth. Whenever I see a post like this I feel kinda sad but do realize how truly lucky I am. I remember that time I accidentally
romancingthelanguages: la-petite-revereuse: 1920s Levi and his mom. They are French. And Jewish. Levi maman believes that it’s high time for her 30-something son to get married and give her grandkids. Levi’s got speakeasies to raid and criminal
So I completely forgot to tell anyone besides Nick that my cyst has shrunk almost in half. I feel like the world’s biggest asshole because my mom just now asked about it and I can’t really lie. I told her I got the results back, but that I
genderlessspacerockz: The mom squad regeneration's
trans-mom:When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have
koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad for if Steven Universe was on Toonami or something more dramatic than CN.Yesss I am so glad to see this on my dash again
thegingerghost: Literally sitting in my bathroom listening to my mother on the phone with my father talking about how awful I am and how they need to kick me out sooner. Update, she knows I heard everything. Surprise surprise, she hasn’t said
theyellowbrickroad: mom i think im in an internet gang
My mom had multiple miscarriages and I couldn’t have been one of them ????
koolaidicecubes: thequeenbey: (x) LITERALLY SHE SAYS “YES I AM MOM!” NOT THAT CAPTION!!
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
pradalecki: linkin-lake: ibeggedformercytwice: troyesivan: ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY I will always try and reblog this. My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart
I love doing laundry like when I was 7 (til now) I wanted one of those infomercial folding things for christmas but never got one because my mom thought I was weird
OH MY GODDDD, my mom always takes the medicine and leaves all day so now im dying of pain from cramps and can barely move and I have nothing to help it
get home from a 10 hour shift at work (8am-6pm) doing physical labor and immediately unload 30 pavers from my Mom’s truck that are a good 15 pounds each what the fuck are brothers even for?
my mom is the chillest mofo out here and like no one can ever beat her like she’s truly the ultimate so while I was gone she happened upon an old movie called Stella Dallas and said it was about a mother-daughter relationship and so I downloaded
drunp: I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUDN HOLY FUCK
I am 26 and have been on Tumblr since I was 19 😐
I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY
theivorytowercrumbles replied to your photo:Human!AU feat. Tiny moms taking their new…omggggggggg:3c
My parents aren’t home and its like 2:40 am and I’m not even the sightest bit sleepy but I know I should sleep but I’m still like ‘nahh what else can I don on the internet’
all of you are now my childrenI am mom-iii
prince-erin: s a v e m e playing overwatch with @jen-iii more like stressed mom
onelastklance: Yes it’s true that Colleen probably thinks that her entire family is gone…but she IS a Holt. Pidges mom can’t be the type to believe everything she hears After 2 kids and her husband disappearing she starts to think that these
rickardsmorgan: Favorite Movies: A Little Princess (1995) “I am a princess. All girls are. Even if they live in tiny, old attics. Even if they dress in rags. Even if they aren’t pretty, or smart, or young. They’re still princess, all of us.
Horny? I know I am !!!
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