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And just so that last Anon knows, I not mad in this slightest! That did make me laugh, as does the old trope. But ‘odd hairstyles’ is so confusing!!Also I’m mildly embarrassed considering they predicted, like, the next three fics I wanna post
skullspeare: blastortoise: I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face. i like you
sentientpotato96: Legit am like 79% sure that I know this girl like forreal Either way, nice sized tits on her
marriedmixedcouple: Riding daddy’s dick on our Anniversary night. Love the way he pounds my pussy up like the Queen I am. Like & Reblog
teap0ts: is nobody gonna talk about netflix’s knockoff movies because i am like i dont know about you guys but i lost my shit at CHOP KICK PANDA like they couldnt have done KARATE CHOP PANDA or DROP KICK PANDA??? no they went with CHOP KICK
When people from the past re-add you on tumblr to essentially spy on you….Like, gurl,You ain’t slick sis.
Almost 1 am and can’t 😴 💤 #message #hitupthedms #comment #like #follow #doubletap https://www.instagram.com/p/B05F-WKlOA2/?igshid=linojjkbz1kl
I Am A Beautiful Goldfish
michaelsexford: what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need
I am literally the only one in my group o friends that’s is like love with kagerou project and it’s depressing.
tsis123: ukdog12: Well horney Errr it’s the undies mmm not the lady I am liking mmm sorry miss I didn’t mean I did not like you errr 😣 sh-t I mean ooh well you are beautiful mmm for a female 🙋
robofillet: warningdontreadthis: A+ internet. Has Shawn seen this yet? I feel like he’d like this.
oakttree: bittyjack: chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me.
dontneedyourheroact: i know you’ve all heard more than enough about this fyre festival thing but it is honestly Too Much and i am Obsessed With It like a bunch of grown ass adults are on Great Exuma, which is the largest and most inhabited cay in the
it is a torrential downpour right now. like fuck no. i hope it is so slow that it is not worth my boss’s time. i will go because i like my dependable reputation, but this is going to be such a slow day. it is monday and it is raining. ain’t
I am determined to have a bottle of white wine chillin in my fridge at all times next year.Is that bad?MaybeBut hey, fuck it, I like white wine and I feel a hell of a lot better after it(plus I also have a gym class and will pay for going to the actual
I am always some degree of horny.
I am so here for Lorde but I’m not even about to pretend I’m not salty that we have basically the same exact hair and it looks better on her.
fungoidz: being drunk is so much worse than being high like at lesast when im hjigh i can spell right and walk in a straight line a nd hold a coneversation rn i am like. in hell
I did some yard work without a shirt on and it made me feel like a Greek God, I highly recommend.
:obamaphoner::i actually really love it when only children are like what the fuck hitting your sibling is so fucked up…. Like no actually it’s scientifically proven that a chemical is released in your brain when you hit your brother with
bogleech: bogleech: I had no idea that Always Sunny in Philadelphia was still being made I thought it was like a 2010-2015 show people were just nostalgic for now I only heard of the show’s existence in 2013 and am like speechlessly shocked it began
I’d like to teleport to approximately 7 days ago when my entire digest system didn’t completely hate me. Like yes I made a concoction so vile that I absolutely “deserve” this, but also, stop please.
cybersun-x: Just taking a personal survey.Does anyone (preferably more than 1 person) even care about the AU blog anymore like they used to. Am I honestly just wasting everyone’s time with my shitty ideas and petty drama of it. I can’t go by “doing
gamzee: I’m all about human x monster friendships where the human is like “there’s this asshole at work” and the monster is like “should i eat them”
I have fantasies almost daily of 3 specific scenarios– stabbing myself with my right hand in the right side of my stomach, putting my tight arm up to at least halfway up through something like a paper shredder and then taking it out or just laying
blessed-by-etro: I am so easy to please like just buy me the video games I want and feed me
jakesonaplane:What is the protocol for when girls post scandalous pictures? I am always conflicted if I should simply like it, say a non creepy compliment or do nothing at all. Asking for a friendbasically, and I mean this is a nice way, just shut up
Wow i spent like 2 days psyching myself up to go out tonight and managed to talk myself out of it in the space of five minutes. I guess i’ll be in with cheese on toast and Friends tonight then.
foreverstreetmetalbitchwitch: it’s the end of the world… hurry, everyone post a picture of their ass. it’s your last chance to flaunt it. i never wear this vest… cause it’s denim. i feel like when i post these pictures i am like ya know a quirky
I always feel somehow bad, when reblogging a pic with a pretty number in their notes, like 7777, or 101,etc. It seems that i am diminishing their beauty this way.
The things I see at 3:00 am :) #bmw #car #auto #european #beautiful #iphoneography #like #follow (Taken with Instagram)
//No I am not where I belong, so shine a light and guide me back home. <3 #girl #teen #lyrics #cityandcolour #summer #old #throwback #like #follow #comment #filter #iphonesia #instagrammers #ig #iphone #instagram (Taken with Instagram)
lntelligent: sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow
becomingwonder-woman: I think learning to say “She’s beautiful and I am also beautiful” is really important. So many times we just compare and contrast ourselves against other people but it doesn’t need to be like that.
milesjai: dododido: teap0ts: is nobody gonna talk about netflix’s knockoff movies because i am like i dont know about you guys but i lost my shit at CHOP KICK PANDA like they couldnt have done KARATE CHOP PANDA or DROP KICK PANDA??? no they
psyxodrama07: like-mirrors-in-the-dark: amela16: i-am-passionate-about-us-07: ελα εδώ αγορι μου Ναι αμεεεεε, σιγα μην στο παιξω και δυσκολη, ελα μουυυ ελα να σε παρω αγορακι
i-like-ma-girls-bbw: Ok i am back
weallneedaxanax: i-am-a-fucking-smurf: thehipsterlifestyle: rockpapertheodore: christina-mcdonald: Will reblog every, EVERY time. what a helpful young person I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this! i have waited 5 months for this back
latenights: “You’re my girl” is my fav thing. Like yes I am. You’re right. Say it again.
stevemt: distractful: U realize u have grown when physical attraction is not enough for you Am I the only one like damn……??
OMG WHY DID I SEARCH TRYPOPHOBIA I KNOW THIS IS TEMPTING BUT DON’T SEARCH IT i never knew what it felt like to have a phobia.. but i think what i feel is so close I AM LIKE BREATHING ALL WEIRD AND OMG OMGADJFLKSDFADLSKFJDLSJFLAKSDFA DSFASDKLFJKSDLF
i am like a cat in the sense that i always need so much attention + affection but i also need u 2 leave me alone for like half the day
alexbbypls: skullspeare: blastortoise: I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face. i like
evaluate: It’s cool if you’re gonna judge me like ok obvs I would judge me too but if you’re my friend then you should know that’s not rly how I am so it doesn’t matter.. Or say something to my face if you have a problem idc
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
