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juelzsantanabandana: The most obvious hint that I am getting old is I can no longer handle the brightness of any type of laptop TV or phone screen, my shit be on zero. Brightness all the way down. It’s not lit, it’s dim my guy
I have hope or I am nothing
extrasassylampshade: dont-taunt-the-octopus: me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention] toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible] mom: what? toddler, even quieter:
antiandrogen: kramergate: today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she
maramahan:anomalous-heretic:a-single-gay-potato-chip:book-limerence: dreams-and-bones:Has this one made it to tumblr yet person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness it just keeps getting better HE DOESN’T
gravityeyelids:valiantraven:padmaynaberrie: moonlandingwasfaked: papajohnpizzas: when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy doctor strange
one time I saw this gif of a girl being tied up by the wrist and blindfolded then a guy had a knife in his hand I pressed it against her face. All I am getting at is that’s really hot.
romanorgasm: I am getting teary just from looking at these previews. This strip is so emotional and it’s a huge kick in the crotch to those people who say Hetalia is nothing but lame humour.
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buttsmithy: Bah. Forgot Marco’s arm hair on two pages. Also Alfie tits. That’s all pages for next week! Finally I am getting ahead of the schelude.
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
solluxsucksdick: funkies: rumour: is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth did you take sex ed in texas
I AM GETTING CONFLICTING ANSWERS REGARDING BOOBS I guess it’s just some boob owners then
kissedthystones: I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.
flat-adverb: lucillebruise: stunningpicture: Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith. I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn. Same.
the-frostiest-of-butts: lunabase: I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas
problackgirl: possumposse: u know which posts are the absolute fucking worst op: *says something feminist* other blogger, probably mra: goddamn all these feminist girls!!! stop whining!!! op: actually i am a man *50000 notes* why oh why would being
quietgames: #WOO HAVING A GREAT TIME NOT KILLING A PERSON TONIGHT #SURE IS FUN TO ROOT FOR THIS SPORT TEAM OR WHATEVER AM I RIGHT CLASSMATES? HASHTAG NAILEDIT (nicoleanell)
RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ: DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU
ragingbeard: thegoddamnservo: theskiesiwander: tonksinthetardis: ohmygod. I just made a really high-pitched sound, I think it was laughter but it’s 2 AM so I’m not totally sure. Funny, I just re-watched A New Hope tonight. Realized I need to
someteenslounge: For some reason I can imagine Pearl seeing teenagers walk around in Beach City and she gets sad because she doesn’t fit in, so she starts learning more about teenagers and things they say and then she’s on a mission with the other
troffie: ianjq: STEVEN UNIVERSE PANEL AT WONDERCON ANAHEIM Join us @ 12:30 TOMORROW in Anaheim, CA for Wondercon! See Rebecca Sugar! Meet The Crewniverse! And get a glimpse of things to come! Ian this is incredible
I don’t get posts that are like “WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT [plot point from an old episode]??” Because almost always, people talked about it a lot when it first aired but there’s only so much you can talk about one thing before
I'm Pearl, and I am a Crystal Gem
These are the stockings my family puts up every year. Can you guess which one is mine? It’s a bit tricky since there’s no bears but they’re in order of age so if you know how old I am in relation to all my siblings you can probably find
My brother texted me to let me know he’s started watching SU, in part due to how enthusiastic I am about the show. He’s recording it off TV so the episodes aren’t in the proper order but he’s liked the ones he’s seen so far
Y'know, you can defend Amethyst without saying people should hate Pearl instead. You can just not hate either character. I am getting so tired of seeing Amethyst defense posts that apparently cannot figure out how to actually defend her so they just focus
taiyari: Would anyone be interested in buying one? Since this is not for profit I can only make more if I am able to sell some first, so if you want one please send me an ask or an email at taiyari (at) icloud.com If enough people want one, then I can
I had pasta for dinner, why am I so hungry right now…
cartoonnetwork:Steven gets closer to finding his purpose May 8th.
synthaphone: iiiits more randomly generated pokemon fusions!! i am getting better at manipulating the colors of these i think all of these recent ones have been done using 4-5 of the same sharpies (yellow, pink, periwinkle, teal, and navy) and a white
Oh, you know what “Escapism” kinda reminded me of? The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening. With the whole dream island adventure with the goal being to get off the island. The music for the Watermelon Stevens/Watermelon Island in general has always
jaxnathanielsteller: GET TO KNOW ME MEME : [1/5] favorite relationships → Lexie Grey & Mark Sloan ↳”We’re going to be happy Lex. You and me, we’re going to have the best life Lexie, you and me. We’re going to be so happy. So you can’t
blaugranadays: futboltrash: get in loser we’re going shopping On Wednesdays we wear pink
as a 33 y old I can honestly say I’ve never gotten as much young cock as I am getting now. I guess when I was twenty and sad and wondering why I couldn’t find any tops my age, the answer was because they were fucking older bottoms.
So yesterday I was at work and felt horrible since I was sick. I ended up throwing up and was just gonna go home, but then I ended up going Ice Skating with Britt, Jess, and Zach. That was a heck of a lot of fun and I am getting much better at it :] When
I love that I am getting back into working out. I always feel healthy and good and just great after a workout. Even if I’m sore or tired I still feel good. I just hate that the transformation from average to sexy body takes so long. I WANT TO LOOK
that moment when youre climbing a flight of stars and you say to yourself “theres too many stars” “if only there was 1 of those starlifts” “i am getting old”
that moment when you realize the lion king came out in theatres 23 yrs ago. i am getting old
jcatgrl: taejira: Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley,
chronomaza:staff:Hi! We’re introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They’re a steal at ů.99—that’s cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why,
lovelydeck:sandersstudies: sandersstudies: There’s a reason lots of good parents say to babies stuff like “You’re excited to go to the park!” “Oh, it makes you mad that we can’t go outside.” And then when the babies get a little bit
rock-rabbit: okay, I do like the trailer, but I am getting very confused; OVA was about a girl, trying to save her best friend by… becoming one with… an entity? Her alternate personality? Demon? idek what BRS was in the OVA In the game BRS is an
A room full of rich white people who didn't get their way crying = beautiful
nekobrittany: thedanaaddams: keilian: thedanaaddams: whereisthebepis: Hahahaha, it’s funny because she won’t get the job, since she is overqualified, and young part-time workers are cheaper. Anyone who thinks our generation are lazy, unambitious
biggirlsrockmyworldx: jessiechelleptn: @biggirlsrockmyworldx I was missing you while you are working and I am getting ready for my day 💋💋💋💋😘😍💖💖💖💖 HOTT DAMN!!!!
I love it it is better straight from cock when it is hot so yummy I am getting hard thinking about sucking a hard cock
bisexualsizequeen: iknowimbicuriousnow: Fucking Beautiful And Sexy A hot blonde sucking my cock is great, but even better when I am getting my ass fucked
fencer-x: the-little-two-mouthed-girl: akuaseawolf: celebrasian: This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr. i am the latios one owo Omfg What fresh hell
barebackinq: Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick… Mom:
snakesenpai: slinky-cygi:riransa:With the permission of the creator, I am sharing this. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!! My text post got so popular it’s been all over facebook, and now it’s being made (albeit changed slightly) into little graphics
shameful-display: Stream art!Not the longest stream today, but I am getting back into the swing of things.
direwolf2013:My favorite toy! So thick, so much fun! Hubby went on a gif making binge when he had some spare time. I am getting close to 15k followers! I think maybe I will do a request for that event! Please send me what you’d like to see and I will
lovefailpanda: Up Until 5 Am Getting High, Watching Cartoons (Taken with Instagram)
yaoikitten replied to your post: yaoikitten replied to your post “yaoikitten… i caN’T BELIEVE I AM GETTING MEMED ON BY MYSELF the mememe has become the memer
antique-moonglade: tomthefanboy: caitlinhill: flat-adverb: lucillebruise: stunningpicture: Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith. I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn. Same. Slow clap. I’m pretty sure this is the
manorwombat:queerrilla:Well I am getting fatter and fatter.Ok.Beautiful man, Stefano
newtoarea: I am getting ready
jzul: FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW
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![jaxnathanielsteller: GET TO KNOW ME MEME : [1/5] favorite relationships → Lexie Grey & Mark Sloan ↳”We’re going to be happy Lex. You and me, we’re going to have the best life Lexie, you and me. We’re going to be so happy. So you can’t](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ff14d774e7f81c23f34bcd5b81e8653d/tumblr_n1z3epmlpq1ry0vn2o10_r1_250.gif)
