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smilingsiarra: sailorhitler: i-am-sick-of-your-tattoos: Fuck all the suicide hotlines and shit for a second. Reblog this just in case; you never know who might need it. where was this when my dog was dying ): this could save a loved one.
3-holes-2-tits: needylittlefreak: heathawk13: Yes I added googly eyes to a hitachi. omg, I am dying with laughter. This is fucking brilliant. Trying masturbating with this and looking down…. you’d never cum… This is… totally freaking amazingly
incorrect48quotes: Kaotan: You’re all just jealous because all my friends that know me say I remind them of Utada Churi: HAAAAAA Dasu: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? Churi: *dying on the floor* Dasu: Utada sweetie I am so sorry that a ugly ass bitch
zemnax: krisbuingbuing: poco-loki: nikkimoon: bennyshauntedlegs: nepetaquest: hugedork: my friend just showed me this i am crying IM FUCKING CHOKING BABY???? omfg im going to die i cant brEATHE SEN DHELP THE SOUNDS THAT CAME OUT OF ME WERE
elephantsonparade: Njena Reddd Foxxx | Silly BitchSilly bitch silly bitch I’m hungry might eat dat chickThis is girl as well as a guy called Zebra Katz was supporting Die Anterwoord and I am in love. Amazing night. Fucking epic night with my wifey
203y: suuugarskull: 203y: 2:22 AM I JUST SAW THAT FAT FUCKING RAT THAT LIVES IN THIS HOUSE HALFWAY UNDER THE CRACK IN MY DOOR WHILE WATCHING PORN SHIT BOY I DIE Just wanted to make some friends, go on, keep watching porn. GET OUT OFM Y R OO M
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c-bassmeow: c-bassmeow: lesbohydra: WHY AM I FUCKING ROARING WITH LAUGHTER AT THIS This is the best I still can’t get over how funny this is I’m literally dying
werebike:This year just keeps on giving
sinkorfloatorswim: itscarororo: nemmymouse: blue-le-q: Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS IT’S BACK i want this on my blog at least once every 6 months until the day i die THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
pmknight: itscarororo: nemmymouse: blue-le-q: Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS IT’S BACK i want this on my blog at least once every 6 months until the day i die In case anyone was wondering,
lovethesnark: thehappyfangirl: unmute this. What the fucking hell is happening here I don’t know but I am dying laughing. Borf.
sacrificialanxiety: thehighlandponyartist: flashsentryanswers: keinzantezuken: Equestria Girls Ending Scene—by CrimsonBugEyepfft haha Oh my god! I am dying! xD This is the best! I was about to be upset but then I wasn’t anymore FUCKING PERFECTYES
tadpolemfjackson: flatluigi: i’m never going to understand dark souls What the fuck do we have here LMFAO!! I AM DIEING!! 😂😂😂
lilacghost: You guys. Look at these faces I discovered on the back of some of my vibrators. WHY?!? My boyfriend and I were dying last night when I noticed them. How unobservant am I that I didn’t notice that I was fucking myself with Mrs. Butterworth.
itscarororo: nemmymouse: blue-le-q: Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS IT’S BACK i want this on my blog at least once every 6 months until the day i die
tadpolemfjackson: itscarororo: nemmymouse: blue-le-q: Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS IT’S BACK i want this on my blog at least once every 6 months until the day i die 😂😂😂
goldenoldies99: superbackhaus: sizzlingsweetslove: fatgranniefucker: The Retirement Community Fun Night Is Always Fun! Yes !!!!!!! Also die Alten ficken doch am besten So the old fuck but the best Nice
shaverolder: superbackhaus: sizzlingsweetslove: fatgranniefucker: The Retirement Community Fun Night Is Always Fun! Yes !!!!!!! Also die Alten ficken doch am besten So the old fuck but the best I’m straight man - Real bodies, real people! Granny,
tumblhurgoyf: thetasteoffire: i am at my fucking capacity Food 赨Data 贶Rent 迀Avocado Toast Utility 贶someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
meandmyvag: tophat-kurt: SO BASICALLY Netflix is showing one episode while giving captions of another episode. And thus, funny shit like this happens. Plenty more to come. LOL WHAT THE FUCK EVEN I CAN’T BREATHE I AM DYING.
laeonus: Omg what the fuck even. I am usually not scared or even remotely creeped out by clowns, but this. Just, no. Why. You should be creeped out D: It’s from an abandoned theme park in Korea. Basically, a girl died on one of the rides and
I finally fell asleep and oh wow I woke up and everything is still fucking awful. I have a teaching certification test tomorrow. I have a cover letter I should be getting edited. And here I am, pretty much wanting to die, because I let another person
givemeunicorns: senatorgana: John Boyega celebrates his BAFTA win with his cat. @phoenixwrites THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING CUTEST THING I AM GOING TO DIE
home is home, you know
I am dying to rewatch Gravitation for the umpteenth time oh my god someone fucking shoot me. *sinks under the desk* I’ll just go and have a smoke nao mkay…
I’m so good at sabotaging myself. Finally another decent job posting opened up at work and of course here I am ½ hour late 2 days in a row and also fucking up on my safety inspections (meaning people could literally die because of me, and
pyralspite: someone just made a post about their guinea pig dying and i meant to photoreply with but on accident i did this and didnt catch it until a few minutes later holy fuck i am sorry
twi-blast: xwhatserface: This is a person dying under an MRI scan some doctors don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and shoot their patients tragically beautiful. How many times am I going to have to point out that this clip is from the Walking
jajisi: k1mkardashian: sirl33te: angelmirandac: goldennmami: White people so fucking weird I AM DYING ..really? me Nawwww In whose reality is that shit hot? Shit was beyond lame.
lebritanyarmor: beedistant: blackaudio25: neshatriumphs: neshatriumphs: joshuathehumanboy: punkmonksteven: I.. what? THE FUCK’S GOING ON Crying and dying I forgot this existed Wth 😂😂😂 Yas early am she’s calling the cops 😂
maybe-itdoesntmatterr: petty-labelle: lovejacee: meanplastic: this is the funniest girl in the fucking world, when I tell you I am screaming… LMFAAOOOOOO 😂😂 When I first seen it on ig I was dying laughing 😩😩
maltaguinness: brokebitchantics: childservices: itsduonne: k1mkardashian: sirl33te: angelmirandac: goldennmami: White people so fucking weird I AM DYING ..really? me 😰 Me too Me Who put a spell on their mop? What was i just watching,
like its nuts. saying am i a danger to myself. that i’m going to die and that you’ll have to bary me or take care of my blind aputated ass. its fucking crazy. no one actually gets aputated.
callmechaos: mykaylatheweird: i-am-a-viran: a-hat-full-of-sky: staff: howellester: do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us we think you’re all fucking idiots Holy shit. i cANT BREEATHE omf.Dying right here.
mylifewithhms: cypressswampstomp: p0kemina: I THINK I JUST DIED IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME OMG YOU GUYS THIS IS MY SCHOOL! WELL MY HIGH SCHOOL AND THOSE ARE MY LITTLES IN THE SCHOOLS FILM CLASS. I am so proud of them for this it’s unreal. So proud
voidbat: prozd:bindingcoil:commissionerdonovan:i thought this was the onion butthe video for this is fucking incredible by the wayMy new favorite headline, holy shit.i’ve seen this posted to a few right-wing sites and am dying at how far they’re
melanindynasty: itsggucci: jadorexjaii: rapothew: I WANT THIS DELETED I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE 😭 *logs off* I AM DYING!!!😭😂
lickgold: I was born an artist, I will live as a creation and I will die as a fucking masterpiece (My thoughts at 2:02 AM)
naughtylilcupcake: Good God…I really am dieing for you to fuck my face…my throat…just like this… alexandhissubmissivepet: Great facefucking -Sir Just lay back, relax your throat, and enjoy what I’m about to give you.
redheadsftw: stefanipaige: fembot77: Grooms seeing their brides for the first time on their wedding day. I AM TEARING UP. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. WELP I just died
lukia26: justnoodlefishthings: cat-moir: Holy fuck guys I’m dying my sister fell asleep sunbathing with her bearded dragon BYE 😂😂 I AM DEAD, THIS HAS KILLED ME
khristleraiks: paysannerie: tomithejellyfish: nadyatajmahal: iNotRacist, the newest app for well-meaning white people to prove to POCs how un-racist they are. fuck I AM GOING TO DIE LOL Thats…. brilliant satire
bitch-youdontknowmylife: how-creative-am-i: sparkleinfestation: Wow, homophobes are gonna be starving! This pretty much covers their entire diet! Oh, jesus, fuck me. Dying of pride over here! We all need to have a pride sleepover where we tye-dye
bootieking: dying-glaciers: bootieking: Have some butt. You are the bootie king Fuck yeah I am. :) I see where the name comes from
thebeardedguyy: justtouchedawkwardly: I AM DYING Fuck
50shadesofyodaddysdick: omgs: childservices: itsduonne: k1mkardashian: sirl33te: angelmirandac: goldennmami: White people so fucking weird I AM DYING ..really? me 😰 Me too me after my 3st drink She thought she was killing it LMAO
imtheblankspace: lionesstaylor: shamelessmentality: These vines are my life i am on the fucking floor DYING Honestly give credits to this kid cause I don’t have the energy to clean all of that up
whatfulllipsyouhave: thewhaleridingvulcan: angemicwings: zombiexbunny: I can’t believe I haven’t seen this on my dash! I am DYING over Dean! omfg cannot breathe over dean Oh holy fuck I just choked. IS THAT CAS ASKING TO BUY THE “SURPRISINGLY
deanassbutts: a-studyinsonic: jaz0ful: the-city-spins: forever-pretty-awkward: THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON I AM DYING FUCKING MARSHALL ERIKSEN THOUGH OH MY GOD marshall wins And Julie Andrews still manages to look pretty.
pepione: e-is-chill: trillationship: imaslytherinbitch: tyleroakley: Can’t stop laughing. I am dying. FUCK shit lmfaooooooooo
