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then-it-fell-apart: then-it-fell-apart: i think feminism is really great and important but some people on this website use it as an excuse to be absolute dickwads to boys and it seems like they are striving for dominance, not equality. i am a 16
hervacationh0me: realitytvbitch: “Are you fucking my man or not?” “I absolutely am every night.” Side chicks always ready for war.
altheasilver: nobodysxbaby: Not impressed Well, i am, she is gorgous! Sexy and absolutly stunning Agreed
roleplay531: This is G’s sweet ass. I am not ashamed or afraid to say that I eat it like a ravenous animal. It’s absolutely perfect.
joliemour: polarisjewel: pupdateblog: this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony I CAN’T
tillall-areone: rocketjumpwaltz: i had a list of things i absolutely needed to draw today and, yknow, handjobs were definitely not on that list. huh. eheheheheheheee…. I am starting to like this ship…(^ω^)
wolvensnothere: mylittleredgirl: I love that Picard would just drop these existential truth bombs when he really means “Data, shut up and focus.” #data is like I AM NOT ABSOLUTELY PERFECT THEREFORE I QUIT AT LIFE#and picard is like no dude srsly
dusk252: hontoubaka-blog: Hajimete Koi wo Shita KiokuMemory of My First Love I honestly am not very happy with this gif since tumblr 1MB limit was really troublesome this time but… since Chihiro is so absolutely awesome I just had to post it anyway
musicalhell: critical-perspective: galaxyauraquartz: nosferobin: this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life how can you post this and not the others Well our next D&D campaign is going to be absolutely bonkers. I am here for the 80s
realitytvbitch: “Are you fucking my man or not?” “I absolutely am every night.”
kittysdeadlynightshade:7 am and already into a hr yoga session :) , I’ve been under the weather the last 4 weeks and get really depressed when I’m not active so I feel absolutely AMAZZING this morning lol :)
kinkyprofessor: That is completely true of me. Princess Josie is very strict with me about showing her absolute respect in all my interactions with her. While I am allowed to disagree with her on matters not related to my erotic servitude, I must do so
degradedominatehumiliate: I absolutely love this, this shows and proves to dumb whores that her breath and discomfort does not matter and what matters is his pleasure. Train her to where my cock never leaves her mouth until I am completely done with
3nergize: sonata-of-the-soul: lucidwolves: EVERYONE, ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS. EVERY. FUCKING. ONE. WHEN SHE STARTED CRYING I STARTED CRYING BECAUSE NO WOMAN DESERVES THIS AND GUYS ARE SUCH FUCKING TWATS AND I AM A GUY. THIS IS NOT
Here’s our counter that was started 01/01/16. Miss Tookie absolutely loves it for tracking her training of me. I’m currently on day 15 of orgasm denial and Miss Tookie has instructed that I am not allowed to ask her if I can pleasure her or I will
say-no-to-the-o: “I’m having trouble thinking of punishments for cumming. I am NOT a masochist, so icy hot, Bengay, or capsaicin is out. The absolute worst punishment for me would be a period of no touch. I can’t think of anything more torturous
aubernutter: Am I the only one that absolutely hates doing anything that’s not apart of my “routine”. Going out with friends, Family parties, unexpected change of plans…my mood does a 360 in a matter of seconds. I get angry, frustrated, anxious.
visualtraining:do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely
As an paper clip who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my style. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock… I personally found it absolutely artistically
crime-she-typed: tokomon:“Are you fucking my man or not?”“I absolutely am. Every night.” Update: he’s now cheating on the side chick with his baby momma #4 BUT WHAT DID SHE EXPECT??
theproblematicblogger: I am not a “put the spider outside” person let me be absolutely clear about that
hetastein: appleznbananaz: Nicki Minaj, I am not a fan of your music, but you have a pretty good stance on feminism in your own way. I always thought she was a total airhead with absolutely nothing intelligent to say (like Rihanna, the Kardashians,
assbutt-in-the-garrison: gronos: sagaciouscupule: drinkycrows: i am the mastermind of a flock of perpetually wasted corvids im an intelligent acorn that can read marquis de sade all by myself eating absolutely fucking everything I’m not sure
huellbabineauxdefensesquad: i-am-your-northern-star: everythingfox: “She’s in love with the new tiny human“ (Source) Ok but its absolutely amazing how dogs know “hey this is a tiny, I could hurt it if im not careful” and immediately act
polarisjewel: pupdateblog: this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony
zynab1929: do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely
rainbowthundercunt: reggae-airhorn: salute a real nigga when you see one I do not always want sexy time when I’m on my period, but I LOVE that my bf is absolutely down whenever I am. I’ve had an ex who wouldn’t touch me if I was bleeding. UGH.
oldmanstephanie: oldmanstephanie: im_too_ace_for_this.jpg I am seeing this being reblogged without my little blurb and I’m just a little upset. Like, I have absolutely no problem with anyone who’s not ace or aro reblogging this, because I think
tokomon:“Are you fucking my man or not?”“I absolutely am. Every night.”
the-absolute-best-gifs: thebigshowinsidemyhead: I AM SO HAPPY THIS MOMENT IN TELEVISION EXISTS Velma: “My glasses, my glasses, I can’t see without my glasses!”Johnny: “My glasses, my glasses, I can’t be seen without my glasses!” Are we not
the-absolute-funniest-posts: viceram: that is a very fluffy baby deer it is so fluffy i almost did not know what it was i am gonna cry
mckirkbyjoja: wildandwild: theappleppielifestyle: blackamazon: ”there there angry face””no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH” #kirk and bones Always reblog… My absolute favorite!
sirawesomeia: fawkess: Love Actually (2003) I am not ashamed to admit that I absolutely love this movie. i know the feeling….
realitytvbitch: “Are you fucking my man or not?” “I absolutely am every night.”
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
the-absolute-funniest-posts: omnomsenzubean: sometimes i like to draw my cats as food and i am not sorry. biscuit cats. …biscats.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: jesuschristvevo: 3ridan: jesuschristvevo: im pansexual Hi there! Pansexual actually means being attracted to anyone, despite their gender! It is not the attraction to pans. God bless! then whats it called if i am attracted
whyravens: I noticed you had a purple theme going on and wanted to join in :) talktotnw this is easily the best photograph someone has ever sent me. not only am I absolutely in love with the content, but it’s purple! you have no idea how hard it is
dirtsbag: am i female that can take care of herself? yes, absolutely. would i mind someone buying me a house and pretty jewelry while waiting on hand and foot for me? definitely not, in fact, i encourage it. buy me nice things and call me beautiful so
elegantdirtyporn: naughtyjessicahoward: Here I am, naked just for you! Absolutely beautiful naughtyjessicahoward has one of the best tumblr blogs. Not only does she post sexy pictures of herself. She includes many of her female and male friends and
benswhishaw: Speaking as a completely objective third-party outsider with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, I am not sure that you and Olivia really mesh well together. But you and Viola… She’s the Man (2006) dir. Andy Fickman
musicscarsandgreeneyes: crystal-clear-madness: mysteries-of-the-earth: If you don’t reblog this I will judge you… I am. She’s absolutely beautiful. I would care if they had scars or not. I’d accept them if they’d accept me.