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I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
From the raising of the curtain last November 14, Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu!! was able to successfully finish all of its 29 performances!We are absolutely thankful to everyone for their support!!
Pregnancy makes for a big cunt…..she can’t feel a cock, she needs a fist. Thanks for your submission. I love your pictures and your captions. Pregnant pussy is amazing. I like her large darkened areolas too. I am absolutely not surprised that her
Wife’s resting gape. Not even given birth. I love how loose she is getting right now. And she loves big fat toys.Thanks for the submission, John, I am absolutely blown away and almost can’t believe your wife’s pussy could look like that without
I can’t believe I went this far. You absolutely cannot tell your mother that you saw your Auntie naked, you understand? If I don’t, what’ll you give me. *sigh* Why am I not surprised. Does this pose give you any ideas? Thought so.
mylittleblackandwhitelies: Today’s outfit, going through a tights and stockings phase ATM, not sure why but am absolutely loving them! Although it does make me look like I’m caught in a slutty net haha!
beautifulbrownies: be-still-my-beating-weenus: kbearluna: spaceinvadeher: NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT I am absolutely done. 100% GONE GOODBYE WORLD. I DON’T KNOW WHAT EXPECTED BUT IT MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT THAT what song is this?
vintageanchorbooks: “In sorting out my feelings and beliefs, there is, however, one piece of moral ground of which I am absolutely certain: if I were to be murdered I would not want my murderer executed. I would not want my death avenged. Especially
adampowl: having a real “i cant draw” day but i didnt wanna not draw anythinguuughghghghghhghg i dont like how this turned outanyway I felt like doodling Robomallet because I am absolutely in love with @blushmallet and their amazing artwork! I owe
I have something important to sayBefore I go and do so though - I want people to know that I am absolutely not shaming anyone nor telling people what they can and can’t do. I am simply raising a very real concern and valid criticism that a number of
hey so most of you guys are absolutely 100% a rad and I am blessed with such a sweet little following BUT I’ve kind of noticed a couple of anti-trans sentiments on my recent pieces. Please absolutely miss me with that shit. Please leave. Fuck off,
nintenerd64: nintenerd64: nintenerd64: nintenerd64: i am absolutely losing my goddamn mind over the amount of other games shovel knight has appeared in. like, not even just subtle cameos. real presences where you can interact with -or more commonly-
i-chew-on-pushpins: be-still-my-beating-weenus: kbearluna: spaceinvadeher: NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT I am absolutely done. 100% GONE GOODBYE WORLD. I DON’T KNOW WHAT EXPECTED BUT IT MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT THAT fucking unmute this
anaestica: THE UNIVERSE IS LITTERED WITH THE CORPSES OF YOUR FAILURES.
be-still-my-beating-weenus: kbearluna: spaceinvadeher: NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT I am absolutely done. 100% GONE GOODBYE WORLD. I DON’T KNOW WHAT EXPECTED BUT IT MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT THAT
hugstyle: Good kitties indulge in themselves~! Wanted to share this here because I absolutely adore it! LOOK @ ME I AM THE CUTIEST. rub my ears. By the always absolutely wonderful http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jayboppity Please if you have an FA
chimpsinsocks: death: it is time carrie fisher: no it’s the fuck not death: you’re right ma'am, absolutely correct, i am so terribly sorry for the misunderstanding, how foolish of me,
Well…I was only 13 minutes late to the office. I’m exhausted, I’m getting requests that are confusing to me and need more clarification, and I am annoyed with everything
saw a style meme thing going around and needed something to draw that required absolutely no brain activity lol so here’s matias in a bunch of styles i enjoy looking at
surprisebitch: blu-iv: This headline is absolutely wild how am i not surprised that a gay porn actor is a white supremacist
stevita: Am I a heavy-handed brute when it comes to other feeders fucking up? Yes. Am I repentant? Absolutely not. This isn’t “you made an oopsie and forgot to tag your triggers.” This is “seriously, please, PLEASE see a therapist.” Intrusive
asleepylioness: Lioness, I could not send you a picture to fit today’s theme better than this. First of all, you are the first one on here to officially lay eyes on my newest tattoo. It is still a little sore, but I am absolutely in love with my mermaid
So a fantabulous friend sent me two shirts! <3 One in blue, and this one which is in black. I fucking adore them. What a fantastic gift! Even if they do show how furry trash I am, I still absolutely love them.
i have to drive all the way to terrible terrible dallas and i am absolutely not in the mood to drive all the way to dallas.
I don’t do ill will.
nO this is not fair my only shiny experience is with the frickin’ red gyarados and people are getting tWO, TWO FUCKING SHINY MAREEPS ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITES AT THE SAME TIME IN A FUCKING SWARM i am jealous and want their special shiny calling
shiguresoenstyle:if you thought i was even remotely serious in calling t2 “bicycle sanuso” i am sorry to say that you aRE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT(yES this is the one piece x yowapeda joke that nobody asked for)
so it turns out they’re not renewing my contract and I’m out of a job.I am absolutely terrified and really suicidal right now so I don’t really know what to do.that’s all I guess.
problackgirl: possumposse: u know which posts are the absolute fucking worst op: *says something feminist* other blogger, probably mra: goddamn all these feminist girls!!! stop whining!!! op: actually i am a man *50000 notes* why oh why would being
s-uranet: me: i am absolutely never gonna draw a combiner, not even a doodle they are a walking mess of everything that makes mecha hard for me to draw never gonna happen!! me, 5 seconds later: but what if Bruticus
himbofisher:i am not a fussy customer at all but if every restaurant i ever set foot in does not greet me at the door and address me as “special dinner boy” i drop a block of dry ice in the deep fryer
spicy-cannoli:spicy-cannoli: gritsandbrits:xeniawarriorprincesa: dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky:
just-me-and-the-tv: voice-over: My name is Oliver Queen and I’m not jealous… Not one bit…. Absolutely not… My face is not the face of a jealous man at all….Oh god I sound just like Felicity. Man I lover her so much.Okay I am jealous……..….bye
samrgarrett: the-absolute-best-posts: This is a great blog to follow, seriously Why am I not surprised
kerrysissygirl: michellemarie99: jannebanan91:txballet-slave: Absolutely Yep to the right dom that is not a money grabing type. Domination is absolutely not about how fat slaves Wallet is😋😋 Hell yes I am Please 😳
quin-nsfw: Today’s things Quin draws fanart for and makes fun about : @rakkunsfw Airalin and clickbait.I am absolutely not sorry for this, feel the burn.Jk dude i hope you enjoy it
dailyjamesflint: “Even if I was willing to consider this, and I am absolutely not willing to consider this, what makes you even think he would do it?” — Flint,Black Sails 1x03
deathwarlock:Well I am back home but absolutely not for a reason I want to be.
kiss:i care about your feelings more than mine
lascivious25: Hey L—am I too late for TT? :-) Hope you’ve had a good day. Oh, my. goodness! Absolutely not, AT. It could be Wednesday or Thursday…or 17 days from now and it would never be too late for this! Lucky, lucky AM! Thank you for your beautiful
ms-demeanor:I am absolutely not joking at all when I say that The Sixth Sense should be required as teaching material when you’re trying to get kids to learn about why color matters.No, the red DOESN’T mean love or violence or passion, however the
5triderofthenorth:Am I proud of my rural-ass science denying mostly right wing state? No. Absolutely not.But that’s fucking funny. The most Wisconsin thing on the internet tonight.
gatissed: Jack & Hanni best bros Am I the only one who thought this scene was slightly awkward? (I laughed in that moment)
mofumanju:I am absolutely terribly at drawing skin showing, maybe because I’m not too comfortable in my own
sixpenceee: um.. guys? I am absolutely not okay at all. you see this picture of a shipwreck? when a mirror is placed at a certain angle, it creates a portrait of jules verne I just More info here
e-katara: note: if you send me a message and i don’t respond it is not an insult or anything i just am absolutely awful at human communication like i’m only good at communicating when it is with small fluffy animals i am sorry for my failures
kevin-trans: oKAY SO I’M SORRY BUT I’M NOT OKAY. I HAVE TO WRITE THIS DOWN I AM SO NOT CALMED. I WENT TO SEE GERARD LIVE TONIGHT. AND IT WAS PERFECT. IT WAS SO PERFECT. HE WAS AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART AND HE KEPT BEING SO FUCKING ADORABLE. AND I HAD
mechalesbian: mechalesbian: mechalesbian: i know that gun crime is a very serious issue and i am absolutely pro-gun control but at the same time “(x) but with a Gun” memes will literally never not be fucking hilarious post on this site: the lord
heathergraves: There’s absolutely nothing I can say about the election results. As I am absolutely speechless. All I will say is if I could, I would accept all of you who are in danger into my home. Though we’re not 100% safe here in Canada by any
i don’t know how to become normal friends with someone. how does one create a friendship that isn’t based off sending nudes to each other????
jelee-: not bad for someone who hasn’t played the game yet am i right
kinkyykitt3n: I Wanna Cum So Bad ~ Edging with Anal Beads I am absolutely not allowed to cum ~ I’ll be punished if I do. I begin edging through my lingerie before peeling it away, gradually turning up the speed on my hitachi and inserting my glass
I am not putting down penises or men. I absolutely love penises and vaginas and every other body part. But when men have their icons set as a close-up photo of their cock, or women have it set as a close-up photo of their vulva, I get no choice and no
When people are discussing feminism and misogyny/related topics and men say: I am a man and I am not a part of this, there is no “all men” and I am highly offended that you say “men” when you don’t mean all men.Yes, of course not all men.
