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gardendwarf: She wears high heels I wear level 51 armor with +8 against magic she’s cheer captain and I am a knight of the old gods entrusted with a sacred sword and tasked to banish all dragons from this miserable land
nicolodigenovas:Joe: Nicky talks in his sleep. He’s adorableNicky: if you touch Joe.. I’ll kill you… die by my sword… God is merciful I am not…Joe: He’s very sweet
warchaplain: I am a Christian. Weapons are part of my religion. We are taught in Luke 22:36 “He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”
minazarei: allenbybeardsley: *video game boss the size of a skyscraper* “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" *ten minutes later* "that…was surprisingly easy." *video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
lookslikeajobforthewinchesters: geekscoutcookies: I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. It is a testament to this website that I immediately thought she had shorn off his ass with a sword and not that she had stolen his treasure
i-am-the-boner-of-my-sword: bombasshentai: otakusexart: When hentai animators stop giving a fuck Hentai name: Kyuuketsuki lmfao Oh shit haha
i-am-the-boner-of-my-sword: thescreamingsenpai: WHAT IF I DON’T? WHAT IF I JUST STAND THERE AND DO NOTHING? I’M A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT SENPAI AND I DON’T NEED NO WAIFU. Follow this blog. Holy shit they are amazing. Haha@thescreamingsenpai
thepurplekieen: “Rodimus! It is I! Your friend Drift! Returned from deep space!” “Yeah… I don’t think you’re —” “I assure you, I am Drift!” “You’re… y’know what? Just give me one of those swords so I can stab myself
ssb4dojo: Sakurai’s Daily Pic - December 26 Zelda is back in the battle. Her design is very different from her Skyward Sword one. Are we seeing possible ideas taken from the Wii U version. I am happy she is back, will her other half be back,
allenbybeardsley: *video game boss the size of a skyscraper* “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" *ten minutes later* "that…was surprisingly easy." *video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* "ahhh this’ll
pleasekeepthisasecret: Jon: you should stay safe, protect the kidsSam: I CAN FIGHT, I AM A TERRIBLE SCARY PERSONJon: don’t do this, stay safe plsSam: I HAVE STOLEN FROM A LIBRARY.Jon: ….Sam: AND KISSED A LADY.Also Sam: please take my sword, it is
I am the bone of my sword
imgoddamnpluckyremember: theafrocentrics: shartichoke: learn baby learn Sword holder I AM A FUCKING SHARK
outofcontextdnd:“Now, I don’t have a sword, I have a fucking bonesaw. Because while I am a cleric, I also believe in the healing power of modern medicine. And by modern medicine I mean amputation.”
klingsofleon: Sword Porn because I am a responsible adult and just want to play with knives.
lunarlightforge: A few shots of an integral sword I am working on. This blade will be available when completed. You can see what all we have available on the website just follow the link here. https://www.lunarlightforge.com Thanks everyone!!
loversphilosophy: I want him to acknowledge that his anger is un fucking justified, I want him to acknowledge that he who fights by the sword, he fucking dies by it, Tommy! So, they took your boy, did they, yeah? And what fucking line am I supposed to
minazarei: allenbybeardsley: *video game boss the size of a skyscraper* “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" *ten minutes later* “that…was surprisingly easy.“ *video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* “ahhh this’ll
dream-phoenix: Lua Tiro? Oh, that’s cute. How ‘bout freaking UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS! I am the blade of my sword. Space is my body, moonlight is my blood. I have created over a thousand dreams. Unknown to mercy, nor known to pity. Have withtood pain
papatulus: kazuyagoddamnmishima: me: man my art’s kinda looking like i’ve got some SameFace™ and SameBody™ Syndrome going on am i not pushing myself enough? Sword Art Online: me: never mind i’m doing okay good lord
ask-ameliorate-kvasir: “i am Luna, the princess of night. guardian of dreams and protector of stars. the light of the moon will shine over equestra and my sword will vanquish all evil from the land that dare walk among it.” art requested by lunarphoenix
mediumsizedboy: dunkstein: Oops, I dropped my million condoms I use for my unlimited dong works I am the boner of my sword lol
brandonsgame: i-am-your-northern-star: gearholder: we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco: inspredwood: communistbakery: samael: @greater-than-the-sword
wildwoodmage:musashi:i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones:musashi:‘its not realistic for two characters to talk in the middle of a sword fight’ cool I wrote it anyways because it fucks severelyHey, have you ever fenced before? No? Then shut the fuck
behindinfinity: ◎ Camp◉ Train◎ Do nothing“Not looking so good there, Prince Charmless.”I was trying to keep my cool here but wow this sword is taller than I am, and consequently heavy! It looks awesome though, and it feels pretty amazing just
scarlettecosplay: finished wonder woman cosplay! Any questions on what materials I used feel free to message me! In future I am going to get a sword and have a less poofy wig. thanks to Danny Vanderwel for the photos.
noa89: 7 of PentaclesAnother card done for the month of July! I am working on the 3 of Swords next to be included in the July rewards for Patreon. Rewards will include step-by-step and wallpaper versions of these cards.
philniggerson: 1-800-skankjesus: humperfickle: Dad made a wooden sword. I don’t know why. I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD BECAUSE THE GIRL ON THE TV LOOKS LIKE SHE IS THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS THAT YOUR DAD JUST SAVED BY SLAYING A GODDAMN DRAGON WITH
symphonichope: Finally got a shoot with my Magik cosplay with @sass-master-kyoko and @adamdiamondphotography !!! I am so happy with all of these shots! Illyana is my favorite x-men so it was exciting to be able to cosplay her! The sword is made by:
maxmov59: michl-0815: transattractdude: dig the crossed swords Nice really, sexy 💋😘 VERY VERY VERY LUCKY MAN I SUCK COCK FUCK ME I LOVE SHEMALES COCK I AM MAN
fuckyeahtattoos: Maori Inspired Tribal tattoo by Sophie C’est la VIe made @8 of Swords Tattoo in Brooklyn NY. www.sophiecestlavie.com omg I want a tattoo so badly it hurts. I’m so ready for the pain of getting an actual tattoo that I am having
kingofooo: skronked: some assorted backgrounds from Adventure Time episodes: i am sword beyond the grotto don’t look thin yellow line by BG designer Andy Ristaino
Me: its almost 3 am, it has been a long day and tomorrow will be the same, better go to bedmusic shuffle: >Dawn of Victory - Rhapsody of FireMe: FUCK SLEEP FUCK EVERYTHING WE GOING LOOKING FOR THE EMERALD SWORD
proteesiukkonen:Quick little jiggly Zigzagoon for your viewing pleasure because I now have a shiny Galarian Zigzagoon in both Pokemon Sword and Go and I am p l e a s e d.
I don’t think I’m going to fucking survive this Steven Bomb
Why am I sexually attracted to a sword thing And why does it have to have such an attractive voice
totallynotforeverfett: rawrcharlierawr: Why am I sexually attracted to a sword thing And why does it have to have such an attractive voice Because Logan Cunningham Yeah sorry we are getting married now and you can’t have anyYou are invited
djavjr: the-hatred-machine: magnetwilightzone: eat this cake you fucking sword Perhaps he doesn’t want the entire cake Perhaps he just wants a slice i am going to fucking piss on you
chiicharron: its the first time i noticed //someone// come into my house and how dare she be taller than me and show off that ninja sword and nice top while i am wearing pancakes and a rag i have the chessboard floor tho >:3c >:‘3c
