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lionversusbear: alldisneygifs: Favorite characters: Long John Silver “Long John to his friends. And believe me, lad, a friend you can trust is worth his weight in gold.” SAFLEY NOW MR SILVER LET’S NOT GET SLOPPY JUST BECAUSE WE’RE SINGING
Actual Frost Giant Tom Hiddleston I wanna be Tom Hiddleston when I grow up.
Fridays may be therapy days, but that doesn’t mean I can’t have a good hair day :)
oh hey babydoll wherever did you get those dapper kicks such romantic language jim… there were requests for something like this but i can’t find them i hate my askbox
I can't stop listening to Shia LaBeouf
you can either have standards, or you can get offyou can’t have both
ictonica: Thank You for all 24,600 followers If I still can post work, I will still post until 17 December. But seem like I can’t anymore. Where to find me?- Pretty much from google “ictonica” But I made a list for you Twitter [main, post
echat: sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
nocturnaljourneyman: austrias-panties: paranoid-rhythm: jungobakoba: eyecandybutts: damedaniel: did-you-kno: Source hot dads for all MOVES TO JAPAN god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they
so the options are suck-ups or cunts…which do i prefer? neither actually. care too much or too little? still not sure. both are annoying and alienating. ijdk. -.-
Can I get a wahoo?
furiousgoldfish: one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero
anguishmacgyver:ah yes. the classic “I can’t sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That”. so I’ll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again
Can't sleep and feeling chatty. Come talk to me lovlies.
Can we talk about how I finally found Iron man ice pops and my friend loves me so much, she bought it for me? Also, note how my significant other is not even remotely amused.
savarend: everything i have waiting to be reblogged is fili & kili i know i have a problem dont you say a word #this is all your fault donnie everything im reblogging is from you CAN’T SEE THE HATERS
Today I worked the busiest day of my life at my job (700 registered visitors wat). Also, I’m in the dining hall right now and “Thrift Shop” is on and all I can think of is the small potatoes. I hope everyone is having a good start to
I’m wearing a yellow jacket with a pikachu shirt and you can’t stop me
live from dallas-fort worth airport it’s “hanging around for eight hours until my next plane depars so I can visit my datefriend” with Donnie!!!!!!!!!
for nony!!!!!! (and Zane if you see this!) you can’t really see my makeup, but it’s Seahawks colors, too. special appearance by graham’s hands. I should probably be cheering for the Bronocs, because Manning brothers, but the Seahawks
can't get much gayer than that
I don’t know if the wasabi ginger chips are going to win that flavor contest, so I’m trying to buy as much as I can.
I wanted to take a nice pic of my outfit, but I ran out of contacts and can’t really see my face from this distance
I’m in Tsum Tsum hell and I can’t get out…
UH we were going to camp orientation this weekend so I entirely forgot to make a post about how Friday was Gwyn and my seventh anniversary! I still can’t really believe that much time has passed? But it’s nice to know that even if we have our occasional
wickedkhaleesi: wickedkhaleesi: wickedkhaleesi: The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading. Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend : • sang and harmonized parts to centuries by
thefrogman: I don’t know why so many people are asking for these to be rebloggable. It’s just me waiting for a book. Does anyone know where I can get a reeeally sturdy belt? I just broke mine and now my pants won’t stay up.
hextraordinary: So for ergonomic reasons and the fact that I can’t see 3D, I’ve recently gotten myself a 2DS. This leaves me with this Blue Pokemon XY 3DSXL which I figured I’d give away since trying to sell it hasn’t proven very fruitful.
loopsee: Practicing animation (might make it longer if I can ever be bothered).
fadeintocase: I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of
tom-sits-like-a-whore:reasons to date meno pressure to wear pants in my presenceor any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have to
“Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be.” need to catch up !
brawnbrainybombshell: xvekel: College students Wow this actually applies to my life more than Id like to admit Because college teaches you to pass a midterm, not apply shit to your life as it should. It’s all a game
Actually, the real problem with me watching anime again is that it always sets off the ‘how much is Madoka Magica’ buzzers in my brain, and then I go and search and find that it’s 贘.The real, real problem is my brain looks at that and
lokgifsandmusings: Asami realizing her dad is actually trying to fucking kill her
awinterdawn: can we talk about chocolate oranges for a second wow so beautiful
yume-x-hanabi: Random Xillia fact of the day from the World Guidance Book: The cat that can be found in the Land of Canaan was placed there by Chronos to distract and slow down the party.
flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
shitrichcollegekidssay: It’s so fucked up how people say that there shouldn’t be an increased minimum wage because “those people just flip burgers,” or “those people can’t spell.” Like, first of all fuck your generalizations and second
thesentdowngirl-deactivated2023:Freezerburn is so fucking demonic. The idea that can happen to innocent foods makes me wanna cry
cottageqhore:Don’t let the propaganda fool you. Being a perverted sex freak is good and healthy actually.
actual-factual-misandrist: i actually can’t believe that no one on my dash is talking about rihanna in the red dress in ocean’s 8
designmeetstyle: Designer tip: Don’t forget to paint the ceiling. The “fifth wall” of a home, painting it can add additional depth and interest. It can be as simple as a subtly tinted white, or a defining splash of color. Find color inspiration.
I'm sitting in the passenger seat and I keep side eyeing myself from the side view mirror because honestly? I just look so fucking good and sometimes my own beauty like throws myself off cause I can't believe I actually look like this like...so good
poetic: can’t wait to not get kissed again this new years
actually can’t scroll past a photo of Mira without reblogging her perfection. (Yes, I’m on nickname terms with her).
wasted–kitten: i-hate-the-beach: hope this works, luv u boo xxxxxxxx http://wasted—kitten.tumblr.com Fuck you’re a perfect princess Kitty 😍 Meep 🙊🙊🙊 omg why can’t I be you
megvnmvrie: daddysbarefootprincess: faerieclaire: megvnmvrie: xforgottenplace: megvnmvrie: I think back hooks look so pretty who else think she needs a bit more weight on her no ass and i can see her ribs Going through your blog it’s pretty
actual things said by darfin today ‘I’ve never wanted to hit something so cute and stupid’ and ‘I got hard from hurting you’ 👼🏼👼🏼
trust: have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
enyafan:we will remember the 2010s as such a dumbshit time lol. like what was that weird period of faux populism where everyone was like its actually woke to love the kardashians.
actually im just going to make this post a guide to Nepeta portrayal dshgjas so i can have everything in one easy to go to post, i’ll be touching on like every subject, not just puns haha
Actually Greg Universe
Actually ageless.
FOR SCIENCE - Can You Roll Your Tongue?
actual commentator Dave (I was supposed to post this yesterday but shh)
im actually in tears omfg??????
cellostar-galactica: nonamake: How can some people be in just one fandom im all like An accurate depiction of my blog.
actually no i dont want sega to do ‘rondo of the sun and moon’ cause then i’ll start sobbing during the beginning and fail the level, probably
