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You absolutely cannot forget the undercarriage. Well done. Very thorough.
hisflyingfingers: It’s a classic predicament—take a very ticklish woman; tie her toes to clamps on her nipples, so every little twitch makes her tug on them; tickle her so she absolutely cannot remain still, no matter how bad she wants to. The vibrator
“I had an orgasm in my sleep last night! I absolutely cannot remember what i was dreaming about, but all of a sudden i jolted awake in the middle of one of the most intense orgasms of my life. i was so horny afterwards that i had to rub myself
roastking666: I absolutely cannot wait to roast this whore Stephi. That’s what you get for being so sexy with a giant rack
fknbeast: I absolutely cannot stress how much I love the way Shirley has been doing her ootd videos and photos. She’s not just showing the outfit and that’s that, she’s gotten creative. She is definitely a top 5 fav blogger of mine.
No, sweetheart, no. I absolutely cannot focus at work today!!
faunnymphet:I absolutely cannot stand the opinion of “oh I hate littles with tattoos and dyed hair” because babies don’t have those things! Well, lol.. Fuck off. Just as well we’re fully grown adults then isn’t it. It’s not about your shape,
lesbianrey: goodsprings: i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images my brother my brother and me
scenicboys: ScenicBoy Jason @ Rimrock Meadows Photo taken on our last camping trip of 2012. Absolutely cannot WAIT until the 2013 camping season gets under way. :)
urls-are-not-important: suldrunsgarden:imdemetrialynn:iammissbuttafly:proletarianinstinct:rbnhood:va-lancy:ohmygoodness - those eyesFloppy earslookit those big’ol kitten mittens thoOh gosh. His baby lion teeth…I absolutely cannot.those eye lashes
4070milesapart:absolutely cannot wait to have this with you♥
I can’t believe I went this far. You absolutely cannot tell your mother that you saw your Auntie naked, you understand? If I don’t, what’ll you give me. *sigh* Why am I not surprised. Does this pose give you any ideas? Thought so.
imafemdom: Men can not be trusted when it comes to keeping themselves from jerking off. I know I absolutely cannot be trusted!
papaslittlegiirl: luxure-noir: Unknown i absolutely cannot wait to get my nipples pierced.
These are my favourite animals. I absolutely cannot believe that just because of some freaking dolphin lovers I missed my chance to swim and interact with them. Stupid jerks.
theallmyswallows: I absolutely cannot resist an asshole diddler. Especially one as cute as this!
jjaydef: SUMMER ‘07So I barley talk to most the people in this picture, but DANG I miss this. And oh maaaan I absolutely cannot WAAAAIT until Summer ‘10 hits. =) Just a couple more weeks <3 senior is guna hit us right in the face in a couple
cum-on-panties: You absolutely cannot forget the undercarriage. Well done. Very thorough.
submissivedreamer: I miss this. I cannot wait for the cool weather to be here. Cold, snowy nights, snuggling in a few blankets, constantly cuddling friends, the beauty of waking up to untouched snow… I absolutely cannot wait. Devotional Training:
New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/top-6-music-festivals-absolutely-2014/Top 6 US Music Festivals That You Absolutely Cannot Miss in 2014There’ nothing more festive than spending a night out with friends and loved ones while listening
Can we all just take the time to stop and appreciate how absolutely drop dead sexually handsome and gorgeous Kai is. Those big flawless lips. That perfect collarbone and great hair. That hand. Those seductive eyes. Kai is porn and the cause of Sexual
oreofic: tbh one of my favorite things too is when there is no bathroom/a person absolutely cannot wait any longer and is forced to use some other receptacle, or ball up a towel and put it between their legs and pray they don’t soak it through
goodsprings: goodsprings: i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images a challenger arises
step aside shiro and make way for the new Absolute Worst Hair of 2016
nicole-cant-wait: nicole-cant-wait: nicole-cant-wait: I’m at work and really desperate This isn’t a game or anything by choice right now. The job I have, you absolutely cannot leave unless someone comes to relieve you for a moment so you can rush
goodsprings: i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images
radgoblin: the-real-ted-cruz: tactileintrovertedace: the-real-ted-cruz: sassytigercat: starsapphire: i raise you comic artists who can’t draw kids and offer you comic artists who absolutely cannot draw babies two words: medieval art This is
youaintrunningshit: manhandlethishandle: nicolekidmansgrinchhands: manhandlethishandle: missmoneyhenny: manhandlethishandle: When you check Grindr bc the boy at your departure gate gave you the GayStare™️ When you end up blowing him in
knifepdf:absolutely cannot wait to buy this site for like 3 bucks during the next steam summer sale
leslove420: Really starting to think someone stole my dildo 😂 I absolutely cannot find it anywhere…hopefully it’ll turn up cuz I need more in my hole.
like i get it or whatever, no one can stop mr. domino, but why is there a fist in the tv? Interesting fact, the company that made this absolutely awful game, would years later make Dragonball Z: Battle Of Z. So that’s something to consider.
Is this Macross? It looks like Macross but I absolutely cannot remember.
ill-static:goku ain’t crying like no bitch thoi absolutely cannot fathom how just by training for 4 months frieza is sudenly a match for end of series Goku. like, thats just so pitiful to me.
im not sure how the word lowkey is supposed to be used since i hardly ever say it in my daily life, but i absolutely cannot shake the feeling that tumblr users generally use it wrong
lovealishadawn: la-temeraire: marigolds-sorry: I really really needed this wow i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE
larkstonguesinaspicpart1:coughloop:larkstonguesinaspicpart1:Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey
sometimesyouhavetobebrave: mememic-bry: mememic-bry: mememic-bry: executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower,
Sometimes I remember that Adventure Time was first offered to Nickelodeon but was rejected and ended up being picked up by Cartoon Network. And I’m so extremely thankful that Nickelodeon did not pick it up because I cannot envision a scenario where
vaako-7: Soria - By Sexual Yeti I was so sure I had posted this before on Tumblr, but I absolutely cannot find it by searching tags, users, even my own post history… anyway this was a piece I commissioned from Sexual Yeti last year. I think his style
niakila: tiedinaslipknot: zanimez: this is ridiculously funny @nothisiscarlie I absolutely cannot believe this is only 2 minutes
dejasquietplace:i really cannot be trusted when it comes to neat looking glass bottles with corks. every time i go to michael’s with friends they have to direct me away from the corner of the store with the bottles. they incite some kind of impulse—
thongsongroyalties: strivingking22: strivingking22: True Romance 😂😂😂 I cannot get over the way this nigga came in the video bruh lmfao 😂😂😂 This shit caught me all the way off guard lmao. It’s 1:30 in the morning. Why is
Is there one food that you absolutely CANNOT eat?
lavender-ish: I don’t remember if I submitted yet, but here is my baby Cleo! How is this a comfortable way to sit?! That absolutely cannot be comfortable but definitely furthers the point that cats are absolutely not solid http://headcaase.tumblr.com
that feel when you want to do a thing but have absolutely no skill or talent to do said thing.
iammissbuttafly:proletarianinstinct:rbnhood:va-lancy:ohmygoodness - those eyesFloppy earslookit those big’ol kitten mittens tho Oh gosh. His baby lion teeth…I absolutely cannot.
:i’d die for a partner who just absolutely cannot keep their hands off me. they’re not even horny, half the time; they just to have something warm and soft in their lap, underneath their hands, whether they’re groping me to keep themself
likelovetothelost: iwillnotclearthejelly: Social fucking networks bruh I absolutely cannot. SICKKK
aintnosuchthingastoothick: blakkandwoke: LOOK AT HER! You cannot tell me she’s not beautiful. Look at her! She’s gorgeous
gluten-free-pussy: I know I’m going to lose a lot of followers for saying something so controversial and problematic, but whipped cream is trash and I cannot believe that people pay money to eat that garbage. I hate whipped cream culture, I hate it
threelegmeg: srsly tho yall bernie or busters are gonna get us all fucking killed if you split the vote. Don’t fucking do it. He absolutely cannot win, he is not running.This is NOT the election to be pulling this, if you wanna write him in, do it
angrynerdyblogger: seriously the funniest thing about parents not letting you be in the same room as anyone they think you could fuck is their assumption that to fuck you have to be in a bedroom and it has to be night “no you absolutely cannot
ceilingcow:I absolutely cannot stop thinking about whether Fallout 76 should have dogs or not… because look… every game could be improved by adding dogs but also if BongLord420 kills my dog we’re absolutely going to have a John Wick situation on
