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There is a “family bonding hole†between the room of her sons and the bathroom. Every time they hear running water they get hard and wait for their mother to take care of it
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You: Mom? MOM! What the fuck? What are you doing? Your Mom: *Choking* Oh hi there. Mommy is just playing with some friends honey. Listen, this is mommy’s little…big secret, you can’t tell your father. You: Jesus Christ mom! Could
The Binding of Evangelion: Shinji vs EVA Unit 01
Mom had better finish up - the kids will be home from school in a few minutes. Nice wedding ring.
The mother of your children
The things a mother does for her son
Mom is keeping young ! love the family portraits
My face today when i saw the mom of someone i know checking out sex toys at spencers gifts...
Also if any of you were not able to see your mother today here is a photo you can send her that is sure to make her smile! - Love goes out to all the Moms of us Assholes
You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s. The hole is hidden in the dark so she can’t see it. You can’t wait to show this hole to your alpha male friend, pretending it’s from termites, knowing he’ll
mothersworkisneverdone: …you lost the game and your mother pays the price for you.
Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other. You find it adorable how they blush and giggle in each other’s presence. your happy. If anyone should be with your mom it should be the guy you trust most. On Halloween you and you&rsqu
“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s exploitation movie that you happen to be familiar with. You know about it because your mom played a part in it. Usually that would be something to brag about except for two things. The movie
Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well… they don’t love her, per se, they love her ass. As much as this bothers you, you can’t help but sympathize with other horny teenagers whenever they lust for a girl. Even
You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of two people who have. The other being your dad. There are thousands of other men who would have killed for the chance to see your mom naked. You know because you see them in the street looking
My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d be Satan’s bride for all eternity. Taking that Prince of Darkness cock in the pussy, mouth, and ass while i watch, forever and ever. My dad sits in heaven waiting in vain for the
Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem is that her friend’s son is always such an asshole to you. He constantly brags to his friends about your mom and her “big tits” working out in his house. His friends
Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re looking at your mom in her pretty eyes while these men are rummaging through her stuff. They’re pulling out all her drawers. Taking her jewelry, and looking for any money we
You used to love to search the net for candid images of women in public minding their own business. You used to relish in the fact that your were jacking off to somebody’s wife, girlfriend, sister, daughter, or mother. One of the arguments against
That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from your sandwiches, and sleep on your chest at night. Even though you know he knows you’re allergic. You’re too afraid to tell your mom that you’re being terrorized by the
imagine the satisfaction of your bully as he sits on his couch with his pants off and stares at your bottomless mother looking back at him lovingly. To think you almost wanted to stop this moment from happening once. When you got so horny you had no choic
When I was a freshman in high school, I was only five feet tall and really scrawny. As a result, I was bullied for it by the other boys constantly. One day, a six foot tall senior named Eric gave me a black eye. I tried to hide it from my mom but
I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically get paired up with dumb jocks on all of my projects to help them keep their grades up. I had to help the very same tall and strong athletes who beat me up regularly for being a pathet
You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved it. The people you worked with were very nice to you, although they thought you were kind of weird. you could tell. But at least they weren’t rude about it. You finally felt like you
You were always told by your mom that things would be different when you passed high school. You were told that the bullies, jocks, and cool kids would all grow up to be losers, and the outcasts, such as yourself, would be the ones to grow up to see perso
What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes ago. Your brother’s enemy would be here any second. How would you explain it to your mom that the boy who put your brother in a coma after sacking him in football just came by for
You didn’t know how to tell your mother this, but you always hated it when she took you to the pool on the weekends. The reason being that you couldn’t swim, and were to afraid to take the necessary steps to try to learn. The last time you
Have you ever been strangely fond of someone that everything in your brain and heart tells you you should hate? Sure you do! He works at the local gas station and sells drugs to the kids from the nearby high school in his free time. Everybody seems to
You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously and conservatively. Even you, the biggest pussy ass faggot ever (or so your old high school bullies used to say as they kicked you in the stomach and spit on your hunched up wiry frame as you
You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow managed to hide her pretty face, her adorable mannerisms, and her infectious charisma, even though they were all on display in plain sight. You even managed to hide her big fucking juicy ass.
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Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic Originally published January. 17, 2014The Little Shop of Horrors You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved it. The people you worked with were very nice to you, although they thought you
Bluvelvet99: Golden Era ClassicOriginally published June. 23, 2015The Moon and the StarsThe story I’m reposting today is one that I hold extremely close to me. It’s one of my top 5 most proud stories and one that was influential on my later material.
P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most remote part of planet earth. He had been there for the past 6 months, doing what he loved, but doing it away from the people he loved. He was researching penguins, the famously monogamous specie
So we had a bit of solar eclipse going on today, and I wanted to see it of course. But I didn’t have one of these fancy shades. I remembered that you can also look through x-rays to see the sun safely. I didn’t have any x-rays so I checked out some
The whole “Doctor Doom trying to stop ultimate Reed Richards from banging his mom” is the best idea marvel had in a decade… well, the best idea that Bendis had in a decade.You hate Doom? bang his dead mom.Btw i’m not that interested in Iron
g-uccinigga: This, ladies and gents, is how you handle anon hate. I will screenshot what the mom says if she replies
mls-classics: teafortteu: anoown: lintufriikki: chloemew: The best class in the game: leg 10th class confirmed Less Lag, more Leg! Would you battle him like the Mom from The Binding of Isaac The Binding of AdamDad!Spy is the final* boss.
nana-aniki: The Last Minegayama
tokyo-fashion:Designer Tsumire and 3-year-old Ivy wearing mother daughter street styles in Harajuku. Tsumire - designer of The Ivy Tokyo - is wearing Growing Pains, D&G, Vivienne Westwood, and The Ivy Tokyo earrings. Ivy is wearing vintage items,
redwingjohnny: Hide and Seek, Brown Bear Style by David & Shiela Glatz Via Flickr: As if saying “when I open my eyes you two better already be hiding,” this Brown Bear Mom allows her cubs to take turns riding on her back. One Brown Bear
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justasoulworm: the mom squad
callmechaos: I have like, the best set of friends. They’re all super diverse and different but we all get along super well. And we go for weeks, sometimes months (thanks, uni) without talking. But every time we talk or meet up, there’s nothing but
The roses I ordered for a belated Mother’s Day. The pink is for my mom, the red for my mother in law. They both are preserved with gold foil and I know it might be a little cheesy but I know our moms will love em
genderlessspacerockz: The mom squad regeneration's
purple-ocity: juelzsantanabandana: *slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family “Mom you just don’t underst–” “That’s much better, thank you.”
cosaahermosaa: selenaunofficial: I’m the mom Omg 😒
Mom won’t let me use my fake to get into The Vortex. I just want a burger man
The Rhinoface Symphony
Did like 4 scenes today I feel both tired and powerfulEDIT: Voice acting done by the wonderful @l-sula-l!
I watched Ponyo for the first time last night and ugh yes I love the aesthetic so much!! But omfg the Mom, while really nice and good was like?? I got SO much anxiety watching her drive??? and leaving a 5 year old home alone??? while theres a MASSIVE
ice-cream-cats: Original lines by @drawbauchery! Gosh I love the mom Zircon au so much aaaaaa ;A; ♡/////////A/////////♡ !!!!!!!!
sims moms just had their second baby tonight……. it is a boy…..hallelu
