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Rihanna was so drunk that she didn’t realize that she was having a reaction to her drink - slowly, her tits grew in her dress, spilling out the top until they were huge and out on display.
“Miss, please excuse us, but we have noticed that you like to give yourself to sick old men in order to help them relieve their suffering. As we are also patients here, we are just curious if your pussy is available for us as well? So, could you be
fuckslutmaster:48thronin: wifeshowingxxx: This was sent to me from a guy we met at the Bar, from his phone. My Wife was so drunk she needed help to the restroom and he offered. I was paying the bill and then got this sent to me. I didn’t even know
I was going to question the gray girl and her dick since you know I question so much, but then the pink girl’s hair started to melt. And I’m thinking that’s not normal, but then, I missed that she was pink too. At this point, humans
My dream life if I wasn’t so shy.
Hey! So it looks like we broke 700 followers this weekend! I might be uploading some OC for y’all over the next week or so. This blog is a collection of sexy teens and rough, sloppy sex. Hope you enjoy!
„Die High-Heels bringen mich um. Ich verstehe nicht, so viel habe ich doch gar nicht getrunken. Vielleicht verträgt sich das nicht mit den … ähm Vitaminpillen …high… die du mir immer gibst?“ „Oh Kirstin, so nett warst du noch nie zu
wettingcaptions: Look she’s still sleeping, she must have been wasted last night. I bet, look at what she’s wearing. Is that a diaper? No way! Yeah, I heard last time she went out drinking she got so drunk that she wet the bed. So now her mom puts
hornygordon: this is one of my favorite keeks of all time because calum is just sO DRUNK AND HE GENUINELY BELIEVES THATS HIS MICROWAVE AND GETS SO OFFENDED WHEN ASHTON AND LUKE TELL HIM OTHERWISE
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asiansexcherry: asiangirlswanted: Contestant #7 Photo #27 @asiansexcherry Before the party and after the party. She said she was so drunk and horny. So many hot girls too. She wanted to take them all home. Would you take her home?!? Show love
fuckmytwinkboyfriend: My boy was riding my dick on our couch when our roommate came home earlier from the club than we expected. He was so drunk that he didn’t miss a beat. He just took his clothes off and mounted my boy from behind without so much
edge-of-goon: So drunk so gooned…………………….
blazedbarebackbarbie: So drunk. So ready!
familycravings: youshouldcheatonme: Your dad stuffed your girlfriends pants in her mouth so she wouldn’t moan to loud when he fucked her ass Unfortunately that wasn’t your girlfriend..it was your sister. Your dad came home so drunk that he couldn’t
tinattickles: His room mate at staggered in after 4:30 AM, so drunk he’d had to help her to her bed. So when he woke up the next morning, he got some aspirin and water and went to check on her, expecting to find her passed out on the bed in her clothes,
wannabepreggo: My best friend had four kids and I had none, so we devised a plan. She got me dressed up in her lingerie and waited until her husband got so drunk he nearly passed out. He never noticed it wasn’t her pussy he was pouring another potent
You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously and conservatively. Even you, the biggest pussy ass faggot ever (or so your old high school bullies used to say as they kicked you in the stomach and spit on your hunched up wiry frame as you
I’m so sad my phone is dying… hopefully I can just replace the screen and it wont cost an arm and a leg.
shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages
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sperminthedeep: Hi Babe. Do you remember your bachelor party? No? I didn’t think so. Your best man had convinced me to be your stripper for the party but by the time I came in you were so drunk you had passed out. Well, I was all done up and in the
realityunbound: For her to be unaware of both the fact that she is wearing no underwear and that the string is hanging out, she would have to be so drunk that she wouldn’t be able stand up, let alone be dancing. But she is, so she’s flashing. That’s
I had so much fun during pride this weekend! David is so sweet, and level headed. First time in a while that I actually have fun with no drama. Lol I can’t wait to see more of this handsome guy.
actual-mother-fucker: Mom got so drunk that she passed out last night, so I decided to have a little fun…
mrbiggest: I’M SO DRUNK ….AND SO HARD …BE GENTLE
OK SO I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT THE CAT BOXES SO i COULD TAKE THE CAT POOP BAG UPT OTHE GARTAGE TO GET RID OF UIT AND i SAW THAT MY DADS CAR IS IN FRONT OF THE GARAGE AND I HAVE TO MOVE IT BEFORE I MOVE THE ONE IN THE GARAGE. *CRACKS OPEN A BEER*
lumpyspaceprincessa: I can’t wait for the day when I get to go wedding dress shopping. I wanna try on wedding dresses so bad 😍 Holy fuck. Can we get drunk when I visit, and just do this because we can???
forever-erica: bellamyyoung: atira-patrice: nya-kin: Fixed it what the fuck is english english Sean Connery is Scottish so he clearly isn’t “English English”. Pierce Brosnan is Irish so he clearly isn’t “English English”. Timothy Dalton
wildfirelust replied to your post: HOLY!!! Congratulations!! If i wasn’t so drunk, i’d make a suggestion… i’m not sure how to process that, so i’ll go with thank you! XD
downboyme: embarrassedboys: That awkward moment when you wake up the morning after and promise yourself you are never going to get so drunk again… So hot!!
I’m becoming a drunk. Feeling good rn tho
sarcasticstone: “We would fly [Eddie Vedder] up here, and on plane trips he would make little art projects on the plane, and he would give them to you. I was used to hanging out with… drunk, fucking, guys. You don’t give each other a gift of
Last night I was so drunk that I stumbled in my brothers room and fell asleep in his bed. When I woke up I was so scared and confused “Where am I? Did I have sex with that girl?? Where is she OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE”
myworldisallfuckedup: This is my daughter Patricia shortly after I picked her up at the club the other night. She was so drunk that by the time we got home, she was passed out cold in the car. So, when I got parked in the driveway, I thought I would
I don’t know what to do. Every day is sad and when I can’t get out of the house it’s worse. It’s always worse in this house at night. Because dad gets drunk. And Grandma gets annoying. And mom gets angry at dad. And suddenly people
What is my life
mysluttyexesandhoes:yuruyencinsellik4:I still have the video of my buddy’s girl that was so drunk at the Halloween party that she let me record her blowing me! He was passed out so I said fuck it!…..literally
erincrocodile:wizzard890: thesleepydetective:kaylapocalypse: lockelamora: hellkn1ght: shadycatz: borderline-sunflower: bl-ossomed:I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hairOne
greenish-do-try:Im so drunk at the minute and so gay its unreal
Oh my hod okay so I’m likeMortally wounded over hereBut fucking thank god for autocorrect making this at least legibleFucjWhy am I such a bad personWhy am I such a burdenWhy can’t I just behaveWhy can’t I be such a whoreWhat am I so annoyingWhy
PleaseDon’t goI’m so alone
mightymellet: troyesbooty: troye was sO DRUNK his bloodshot eyes are so cute everything about this is cute
I’m so drunk tonight but damn, it’s so good cause I’m free from all these shit thoughts.
nickleback-rox122: suite-pea: My pretty lady and me I look so drunk You guys are so fucking cute! <3!
goddess-river: dayzea: Tonight we bathed in a beautiful spot in the river. We got drunk on blueberry moonshine. We laughed and splashed around and talked about life. Loving this soul so hard. ☽ ⁎ ˚ * ☀ Autumn is coming ✵ ⁎ * ☾
elperrito91: Fucked this girl after a DJ Performance on a party. She was so drunk and tired after the sex she felt in sleep immediatly. Her pussy was so sore and swollen after the sex.
bobailynfett: bobailynfett: i have so many subway cookies in my possession and i am so drunk wtf i posted this one day ago and there are no cookies left
domnator: So drunk, so fucking wasted and out, I could swear my son is riding my dick. That can’t be right. Fuck it, who cares at this point…
donaldglover: I’m so drunk and I’m so sad. I just have to keep reminding myself that I am worth something and that I don’t have to let other people define me or my worth. the only person that I have to live with for the rest of my life is me and
isn’t it so cool when your boyfriend is 300 miles away and he’s so drunk he cant even talk :-) wowwww yes
shamblingcorporatepresence: the-author-my-brother: So rewatching carpet firm and the author kept A LOT of drink making stuff. Alcoholic author confirmed??? I’m so glad
i-own-you-and-your-girl: “Hey bro.. Your wife was so drunk so I had to follow her to the restroom to make sure she’s ok!” ..you weren’t quite sure why all of his friends were snickering and laughing at the back..
ciiz-kg: She called me right before the dawn to come and pick her up from the party. She was so drunk, she barely stood on her feet, so i helped her get in the car as she was criss-crossing and giggling uncontrollably. When we got back home i took her
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olive-you-beautiful:we got so drunk new years eve and she ate a whole packet of doritos and we had just had our new years kiss and she fell asleep on my shoulder and I was so deliriously happy