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“Was this your plan? To get me so drunk and horny that I would flash you? Well it worked. And now I want more. So whether or not it was your plan, tonight’s the night you fuck your big sister.”
ahhh, the classic “wait for your friend to get drunk and pass out so you can draw penises” maneuver. never gets old. lol.
People have been asking me to share this video I shot of my good friend and model Jesslyn on YouTube, so I’ve finally posted it. Please share it; she and I are both very proud of it.
“I got a little drunk at our after work party, honey. That’s why I’m so late getting home. My co-workers looked after me and wouldn’t let me drive until I was sober. Don’t be silly. They were perfect gentlemen and kept me laughing the
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If I had a dollar for every time my man said he’d call and didn’t…I’d be rich. But I’m drunk now so everything is okay.
asklickylick: So umm…this is kind of what’s going on in my life right now… There was lots of tongue and noms x3 (I love this, this is great! Thanks Rebecca! :D Cute and funny, great combination. Even if no one else knows whats going on in the
It’s late and I am drunk but I totally forgot to take a picture of the fact that I got more metal put into my face today so here is a blurry image of it okay goodnight
womenrapingmen: This is what happens when guys drink too much at sorority Halloween parties. It’s a contest in some sororities. The girls try to get the guys drunk. Then they get them in one of the back bedrooms. Then, because the guy is so drunk,
facefrosting: I got drunk at our party and went to bed. My boyfriend got so drunk he passed out. One by one his friends came in to use my mouth. I don’t know how many or for how long. My face and body was covered in cum. Sounds great o.o
Apparently this was true of Eng and Chang Bunker ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Poor Righty…. this will get a lot more annoying once she realizes she has to pee.So, uh, am I doing a series showing the Off-Colours getting drunk? Yup, this is part two. One, three.Happy
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
I’m so sorry baby, it happened at the beach party. He got me really drunk and fucked me on the sand..
eteru: myungsoo become a crying puppy when he’s drunk
itsdangeroustogoonalone: bimbojerker: Courtney Taylor knows best. Get porn drunk. so drunk on porn nnnggghhh
*very drunkly stumbles to bed*
Me and my friend were drunk last night and after refusing for like 10 minutes she convinced me to ride horses with her around the pond. Apparently she didn’t saddle the horse properly so within 2 minutes I fell off the horse with saddle and all.
*whispers* More drunk!Jearmin. I’m so sorry.
submissiveboydenied: That face. So drunk. So stoned. So beautiful. He must have been through hours of fucking and sucking, but look… that big cock is still hard and in need of service! Better prepare, boi. We’re just getting started!
bleedrein: herecomesberrypunch: bleedrein: herecomesberrypunch: I guess I should start answering questions, huh? drink me <v< Promo for Pembroke’s new blog and one of my favorite drunks of mlp ovo im so drunk right now ovo xD
“Ell put his moth on lite’s penis so to not miss any tastey lite juice!! It was the most carmeley juicey carrot cake. Once he had finished taking in all of life’s juice all turned to cut them the watermelon.” -bad fanfic panel
“In the nearby melon covered in man juices” - bad fanfic panels Point: I wish this was so fucked up just because I’m drunk. It is literally just that bad….
papercut-: lol he so drunk Best drunk face ever?
malacandrax: Prompt–Do all the Pro Heroes get together for some big Christmas party or something? Or is it just a you, Aizawa, and All Might kind of thing? Everyone crams into a bar and gets waaaay too drunk, all the students are home and safe and
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
sixmapleleafs:screechingcollectivecollectorus:the-privateer:sixmapleleafs:I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on hereIt’s so chaotic I love itjust so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly
I’m so drunk right now I need someone preferably my Sir to beat me, to hurt to me, to leave me absolutely destroyed tonight, please, pretty please…. ahhh fuck me violently, I’m so drunk.
tombkeeperhikari: shelbymutou: animelover4eva14: :3 SO CUTE! Little Jou trying to kill Kaiba, Yugi being like attached to him, Ryou on the chicken, Malik just being adorable. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER.
queen-of-the-void:she-wants-the-eod:favabean05:A very accurate depiction of a cat owner. Also drunk people so drunk cat people
aleksdraws: can we just appreciate these drunk idiots
figure-21: ferris-fields: I am so drunk. Finally. Drunk me is tragic AF.
sasusaku4life: “I wasn’t that drunk last night…”Naruto: You’re awake bastard!Sasuke: *Groans* My head is killing meNaruto: Yeah it is. You’re so drunk last night.Sasuke: I wasn’t that drunk last night.Naruto: Yes you are. Wanna know what
british-music: ”One night he was so drunk that I had to drag him away from the pub and bring him in a park to vomit. When he finished, he was upset and we sat on a bench. Still drunk and hesitant, he pointed his finger at a star straight above our
:Wanna get so lost in eating them out they have to pull me back by my hair so I remember to breathe, and all I can do is give them a huge, hazed out grin cause I’ve been getting so drunk on their every reaction and moan that I’ve forgotten that doing
theblacknoise: thetallblacknerd: missrevived: knowledgeequalsblackpower: how people miss the racial commentary of this song is still so astounding to me. it’s so clearly a fuck white beauty standards song. most white people so drunk off whiteness,
thotjoose: mexicanbrujabarbie: @thotjoose Omfg lmfao I was so drunk last night thanks boo!! Whenever I drive for uber at least once a night I get a drunk dude that can’t tell me where he’s going.
immabadnatural: knowledgeequalsblackpower: how people miss the racial commentary of this song is still so astounding to me. it’s so clearly a fuck white beauty standards song. most white people so drunk off whiteness, they don’t even get it. who
ohgodbenny: ohgodbenny: Benedict Cumberbatch accepts his GQ award 2014 GO HOME YOU’RE DRUNK “Thank you very good much” this part proves that he is so drunk.
carolinablack-owned-housewife: Dude, your old lady is so drunk that she won’t remember that she has had my big cock in her. You are going to take pictures so I can blackmail her, and make her my slut. So you are going to help me make your wife my slut
bestscatdotcom: Princess Nikki was so drunk tonight, but she still loved to use a human toilet! Click here to download Princess Nikki Drunk Shitting movie
letsdpbro: heusedmywife: I’m so drunk baby, fucking use me.. Wow babe you really are drunk - that’s not even me! I’m over her filming my buddy using you!
sluts-degrade: Drunk young Sluts.. drug her or get her so drunk and rape her slutty holes as you wish.
It was a blessing to have such a powerful mind able to access his memories from any specific date and any specific time, yet it was a curse at the same time, causing him to recall every single moment of that drunken night in vivid, embarrassing detail.
erincrocodile: wizzard890: thesleepydetective: kaylapocalypse: lockelamora: hellkn1ght: shadycatz: borderline-sunflower: bl-ossomed: I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved
Super drunk n blurry but love my boy so much!
Awwe! They’re so cute! #instagay #instafollow #gay #lesbian #instahomo #rainbow #turnt #drunk #homos
New to this blog, so thought ide share this with you!drunk-punx 20
cummbunny: so I was going through old pictures and found a very drunk + high me at a party
I look v drunk
noweveryonesgone: So drunk but not drunk enough to miss out on a good licking, if he tries to fuck me again I’m gonna let him.
I’m drunk and horny so come talk to me…please
realniqqatalk: knowledgeequalsblackpower: how people miss the racial commentary of this song is still so astounding to me. it’s so clearly a fuck white beauty standards song. most white people so drunk off whiteness, they don’t even get it. who
clit-liquor: if i wasnt so drunk i wouldnt send you this but you are so cute so i thought why not! Fuck sakes.
ikissedbi: kidslutti-: I was so drunk here haha Go drunk you
HAHAHHAA OH MY GOD FUCK the good thing about tumblr being hacked yesterday was that I got home so fucking drunk and started to write a lot of shit here but the posts werent sent so nobody saw the shit i wrote :P
Lmao I’ve had a bad day so I went and got drunk
