im not stupid
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…. I feel like this is common sense… but apparently… its not…
In real life not ALL the time but too often for comfort. On Tumblr… hourly.
Legally speaking I am an expert witness on PB&J sandwiches… I can tell you with 100% certainty… they are not… and anyone who thinks they are… has a double digit IQ.
danpatrickphotography: Lexi Belle snapchatz. She likes hardcore 👏 Real hardcore not stupid metal bs. 💪
werewolf-queen: EXCLUSIVE PANTS tumlr.com says lack of main character diversity is the big failing in assassin’s creed. but not pre-order pants.
its not okay for alertpay to disable sofurry or inkbunny print services or whatever
thethneedler: EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always
i'm really starting to hate """"""call-outs"""""" nowadays (i cant put enough quotations marks around call-outs so im not even going to try)
im not gonna say much about this subject in general for various reasons but
sleepyquail replied to your post: no charlie noooooo! but also cue sai unfing all over Talbot… that smarmy fucker why does he have to be wearing that sexy suit and waistcoat and dgkhf;gjkf I can’t even with Talbot I swear i’m not feeeeling
happy-blood: “He was not stupid at all. And nobody fucking believed that one either. They just thought he was this dumb idiot songwriter. He was smarter than me. He didn’t read as much, but like that whole Civil War PBS series—I got him that
taboopony: we all wear masks to hide how we feel… just mines a dalek so much cooler Aww, poor lil guy! T-T I just wanna pick him up and huggle him so tight! ;~; …with protective gear of course, I’m not stupid. >> xD Still though.
darkfiretaimatsu: I’m not stupid, you think I’d try something like a soda jetpack without safety equipment~? You’ll never innovate if you only do the sane and sensible things is all I’m saying~ x3
So it's three am and I'm watching Millionaire Matchmaker and this guy that is being judged to be in a mixer is a Rutgers graduate. Patty, the ~matchmaker, then said "Rutgers University? Well, you're definitely not stupid."
Lets just say these two get stupid ideas A LOT
Hnfgh, so uhm… Char ADD got the best of me yet again and I ended up with a new acolyte. =w=; Well, it’s a baby acolyte actually, seeing that it’s the kid for the AB and SC. While I probably should feel bad about not consulting to Ren
jump-it-or-crash-it: I love how matter-of-fact they look. Not stupid expressions desperately begging for justification through sexual attention, just sassy and cute and themselves.
my liege, i be not bovverèd
be curious. not judgmental.
ellenharvelle: Mary is not evil. Mary has made bad choices. Mary had to take a new name to escape some choices. Mary thought she was free. Mary fell in love. Mary got married and found out that her blackmailer still knew who she was. Mary didn’t want
dailydextergifs:I don’t understand how men can be so stupid.
iwriteshakespeareanninsults: My new response to “why are you single?” is: “because the last one was a dick and I’m not stupid.”
asklord-caesar: artemispanthar: I’m posting this now because I have no idea if I’m going to be available to post it tonight. Also I plan on posting tomorrow’s mid-day, as to not completely bypass Christmas. And also because I want to. For this
lerzdead: the stupid bears in skyrim will never stop. lol
the-andorian-mining-consortium: artemispanthar replied to your photo:finally taught myself how to draw a cross-legged…I have a similar problem drawing my favorite character too, haha. Curse big pointy noseshe’s a little bastard with his stupid facestupid
liz-x-adventure: graphiteknight: He was counting on me… and I failed him. ((I’m so relieved I’m not the only one. That 3DS just cannot tell when I am winking at all. Or when I have to go “wide-eyed” most of the time. It just hates my eyes
Who remembers when I was too stupid to move my hand from in front of the exhaust pipe of a concrete saw and burned the hell out of my hand?
in-some-dreaming-state: “Such beauty. Surely you are one of God’s own creations and not a descendant of those dark creatures who found no refuge on the Ark. Such beauty. Yet deadly.” - Philip “Deadly. No.” - Syrena
littlechinesedoll: Joker’s crazy, not stupid.
alkonoststorm: the-movemnt: Nursing textbook claims direct eye contact with African-Americans is “aggressive behavior” A nursing textbook is causing a stir online for the startlingly racist and xenophobic claims it makes about many racial and ethnic
biggirlsareyummy: that cats not stupid..
thisadorablebastard: conniespringeryo: this is a legitimate question and no i’m not stupid how the fuck did we have time to build three huge ass walls if the titans were trying to eat us all? #THIS IS MY BIGGEST SNK QUESTION
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:Havoc blinked. He still didn’t quite get it. “…I still don’t get it. I’m not the brightest bulb on the porch and you know that. Maybe if you go into deep details…?
joeltorrid2: I know that my dad doesn’t need to spot me for all of my exercises. I’m not stupid. I know that him being my personal trainer is just an excuse for him to get me alone in our home gym and rub his bulging groin against my ass or my pussy
legoshoes: A follower asked me to post something along this kind of vein. It’s wet Wednesday but I’ve not been in the shower yet. Oh well :3
hrnyaxl: just a sheet because why not. Stupid sheet
savvyseverine: I don’t know how to continue this stupid comic.
imagine noiz trying to be sexy for koujaku and doing those stupid ~men’s fantasy~ scenarios, like wearing nothing but an apron - even going the whole nine yards and saying to him when he gets home from work “welcome back~ how was work? would
artistblack: Noiz after watching the Trix cereal commercial I spent a stupid amount of time on this [also here’s a version with a real quote]
danboorukami: sup \o/ its the end of the year and ive been on tumblr for a while now but ive never done this so i figured w everyone doing it, why not!!!! i havent been on tumblr lately enough to know whos who tho LMAO so im probably missing half of
kktle: skeetbucket: jamietheignorantamerican: jacketlizard: battroid: takeawaygirl: thegreatdesutree: Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners
15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself
Mickey Mouse is not a lab rat
Black people are not stupid.
crime-she-typed: jeniphyer: melaninboy: 😪…I knew this was coming. Im like lowkey getting insulted now, “Blacks” are not stupid, I can worry about the shady government in Nigeria, my sister, my bills, Sandra Bland, Meek & Drake, Nicki
bananapepper33: Happy Hump Day dolls…let’s have some fun asks today. FUN ones…not stupid ones…
cucuyandbruja: After he’s had me, your husband is never going to touch you again. You’re everything I’m not —stupid, boring, unexciting and ugly.
Temperature outside is 16°C , not much to do at work tonight … you can tell that , right ?!?!?
triangles r my favorite shape 3 points where 2 linez meet
edwardspoonhands: frezned: jamesurbaniak: This 2009 classic gets more hilarious every year. Get out your umbrellas, losers. see guys why won’t you consider how gay marriage affects awful homophobes it’s not as simple an issue as you think!
“you’re too young to have a herniated disk, are you sure it’s not something else?” maybe you’re right. I mean I’ve only had an MRI done and been to my doctor/the hospital multiple times. I’m only guessing that
witch-bolt: witch-bolt: listen even if I was stupid bonkers rich I think giving someone you’re good pals with chopsticks from the edo era you had engraved with their name on them is A Little Much
greenekangaroo: “What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
vanwynqarden-deactivated2022083: “You’re not stupid.”
i may be an idiot but i'm not stupid
I haven’t felt this bad in awhile now. I can’t sleep. I’m so paranoid now. I feel like they have their noses pressed against the glass, saying"I see you and you can’t do anything about it". I want desperately not to
My class is fucking stupid. It first taught me all these things like ICD-9 and MS-DRGs and the history of health insurance and the names and numbers for all these codes. It taught me about CPT codes and HCPCS all before I ever knew what the hell they
aplusbabe:Father’s Day is hard for a lot of people. Just know, if your dad doesn’t value you, it doesn’t mean you’re not valuable. You have so much worth and it’s his loss if he can’t see it. 😥😥😥😭😭😭
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