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If I wasn’t already drunk on Thursday night, LOL, I would not be doing this butt… this is me in the shower, like it or not. And no, that’s not a guy’s cum on my bum bum - it’s soap. or is out? Lol thanks everyone for all
girlswithsigns: either she’s not emo and calling people assholes, or these pictures aren’t for emo assholes we’ll get to the bottom of this “Not Emo You Assholes. Cum On Me David. Andy.”
A “quick” test render. P-please don’t laugh.Big thanks to Colonelyobo for helping me through the process.Don’t expect me to do animations, at least not in this current year.
Me My hand for you Goddess. Forever :)
artlver: Made for a sad friend ^.^ Stay happy, silly :3 Thanks so much. Yeah ill try and do that ^^ This really cheered me up when i was down. I cant describe how much this brightened me up. i really dont deserve to have as good of friends as i do.
Girls at work keep asking me why I haven’t taken the nail polish off. Not because it is chipped but because men aren’t supposed to wear it. So, it stays on to see how long they will keep asking or until they realize I really do not give a fuck.
Me. Jokes. Not me.
thetrappistmonk: I may not have any followers yet, but that’s not stopping me from posting more pantied penile content for some to enjoy later! This is but a continuation of the last set of pics. Is it just me, or does my dick look longer in panties?
My missus tells me this is me, and it’s totally, utterly and completely not! I have a cat and a dog. Not two cats!Check Mate!
Me: Just going to write something cutely sexy for a friend’s birthday of her gf getting a little swole on SkypeAlso Me: Well that is nearly three thousand words of trans lesbians in an evolving d/s relationship getting off to one another’s transformations
Thanks everyone who messaged me recently concerning my recent breakup. It’s all good now, and there’s absolutely no bad blood between me and my now ex gf. I’m not gonna get into the details or anything, but it does mean a lot that my
Send me an ask with a video game title and I’ll respond with:never played it | not my thing | looks okay | looks kinda fun | ok i really like this | playing immediately | already played
Well I’m over 500 followers on here and I’m curious about, basically why you’re here!What pic(s) made you want to follow me?What is it you like about my art?What don’t you like about my art?What would you like to see more from me?I’m not expecting
Soooooo I found out that Tumblr’s not allowing me to post videos because it contains explicit content…. which is apparently not allowed on Tumblr……. ?
Not that I’m not getting attention. But I’m greedy and I need more! Message me. Ask me stuff for a blog rate.Send me cute kitten pics. Anythings!
So the other day I put this on for work. Thought I could get away with not wearing a bra. I guess not. Although hubby insists that I should go without one. He loves showing me off. It turns him on knowing that other men and women lust after me. If I was
Oooook so anon wanted me to draw what i relatively look like. Soo.. Here I am! (Though not as cute a this drawing -_-) Me and my unstylish nerdyness. I can’t color but just picture bright auburn hair color. (Also like my glasses?? Lmao I can’t draw
lovejustalittlebitharder: friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay
spermbanker: if you are walking a dog and you see me checking you out i am not checking you out i am looking at your dog not you dog
churchyardgrim:“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit
Prepare For Unforseen Consequences
acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna
tra-nsparent: starlightsymphonies: I’ve never seen a thing that needed to be transparent more than this. Not mine. okay i know i never reblog stuff on this blog but this was too great to not reblog
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
I know I shouldn’t be dwelling on this subject so much, but I hate not talking to you. I hate not being with you, and I hate the fact that you didn’t fight for me. I miss you and your warmth, I really do. I’m angry at you don’t
I kissed him. I like kissing him. He brings me joy when I think of him. Yes, a new one has come along into my thoughts. I’m not getting my hopes up, because I’m not sure he likes me back as much as I like him. However, I slightly do have my
NOT ONLY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO WRITE KILI AS A CIS DUDE. It’s getting impossible for me to read him as one, too. I just kind of scrunch up my nose and go “But… why?”
Not too well today, so posts might be slow or infrequent! Not ignoring anyone or leaving you all - just need more sleep and to be nice to myself 💜But please message me and keep me company?
tickle-me-dalek: ohifonlysomeonelovedyoux33: #AND SUDDENLY HE REALIZES #NOT ROSE #NOPE NOT HAPPENING #SHE IS NOT ROSE #ABORT MISSION #ABORT ABORT #HOW DARE SHE #ROSE COME SAVE ME FROM CRAZY LADY #AND HE JUMPS UP AND BACKS AWAY #GOTTA GO FIND ROSE AND
prudenceprint: Thanks for the reposts guys - this is an original artwork done by me for sale in my PrudencePrint Etsy shop - please credit me - and this artwork is originally in color. Please do not edit my work. Thanks again.
Well, I did say stay tuned… This really is not a pretty picture, and yes it is me imitating that other picture. Please DO NOT REBLOG.
athingcalledjoe: I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
Ask me some kinky questions ;)
This man right here has brought me more joy than I could have ever imagined in my life. I can’t even think about not having someone so amazing go on this journey with me. Thank you @shanedog09 for finding me in a tunnel I was too scared to see through
Me: so update still not better, I’m quiet, non verbal as soon as I leave work, not making eye contact, completely spacing out…Psych: mmm that sounds like depressionMe:….. that’s why I’m fucking here?
polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t
Me: supposed to be doing homework me five minutes after trying to do homework: has a breakdown about not only irrelevant shit that everyone already forgave and has gone to pass but also garbage from my childhood and last month and almost a full year
dorkstrider: moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog they have seen things i am not proud of
Not wanting to finish my papers 🎓
Not A Porn Blog
Not so bummed anymore/gangsta photoshoot.
not posted a photo in a while😂
Not realizing you picked out a Lemon Zinger tea bag from the mixed box instead of chamomile and getting really worried when you notice how dark red your tea has become
not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
movementondreamsss: I’m not that girlfriend who is going to go through your phone every time I see you to make sure you aren’t cheating. I’m also not the type to not let you go out with friends because I don’t trust you. I’m not here to take
♡Not your Dolly♡
Not sure if I should post on the gram or edit it?
Not a nude but look at my booty!! It was poppin today 🗣
Not having more than bee stings for breasts isn’t good for confidence. I should be better than even think that kind shallow thing about myself.
Not to be nsfw but I would find clicker training orgasms really satisfying.
Not enough single malt in my coffee.
Not to be feral on main but… I just want to feel filled and have my g-spot destroyed.. and make some adorable noise for someone
When I refer to myself as fat, it’s not in a negative way. I’m fat that’s just one it is. I use those terms endearingly and for what it is. You’re not making me feel better about myself by telling me otherwise. Semantics and suger
not only am I funny but I have nice titties too
not a porn blog
me: has strong weiss feelings in the late hours of the night
Not what she seems
Not feeling well
