im not me
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littleblueartist: “People want a superhero they can slap on their kid’s lunchbox. Flashy suit, wholesome values, zippy catchphrase. But that’s not me. I’m a train wreck. I’m just trying to do the right thing, whatever the hell that is.
crystalmeowth: tuesdayalissia: becoming one with ur bed ME RN
Me after I get 10 followers.
Me being not-so-great at a guitar I haven’t picked up in about a year.
*Me and my friend drunk*Friend: yo what should I draw? Me: draw… a banana stripper and…. a demon babe touching her penis with one of those spinny hats.Friend: I got you Just a lit Friday night lolO
Me and my friend found a gold diamond bracelet on the ground of a gas station.
gaysfinest:I can tell myself all day, “be heartless, fuck em” but in all reality, I have a big ass heart, and can’t treat people bad, that’s just not me.
sincerelykaotik replied to your post “I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being…” Nope, not me. I can handle it for like 30 minutes. Then I lose my mind if I dont do something about it. Hahah the only problem with that
Differences. (Zabrina Black and Jadie Reese for Northern Spanking, photography by me)
Lily is going to be more responsible in the future…[From “Driving the Message Home” available on Northern Spanking. Starring Lily Starr ( @lilystarr) and Paul Kennedy, photography by me!]
Daddy told you not to wear such grown up things, little girl. [See this film featuring Kassia Black here. Don’t remove this caption!]
Kneel up and think about your behavior, young lady! [See this film, featuring Kassia Black, here! Do not remove this caption!]
me not giving af
ahrtwurk: sneltopia: Not sure if it’s cool or gross, but you can see the lettuce going through their head Definitely cool.
missarrowrunner: 1-delicious-mistake: hellyeahthomassanders: Why… 💻 by Thomas Sanders This? Is? So? Me??????????? Thomas: *inquisitively* I wonder if I have enough money for this.Bank Account: Nope. You barely have enough money to buy food.Thomas:
mintyskulls: Me: Y’know, being in a relationship sounds niceBrain: You don’t have the emotional stability nor capacity to be in any way romantically involved with anyone at the moment nor for a long timeMe:
The reason why that “Charlie” game doesn’t work it’s because there’s not enough demons in hell for all the idiots playing it.
ineedahotwifenow: thee-renaissance-man: One day… I can wait to find my HOTWIFE.I want someone who’ll be open minded, fun, adventurous, loving, trusting, honest and happy.Let me know if this is you!!!
callmekitto: pISS ON MY GRAVE shingeki no queer punk doodles, This AU Is Ruining My Life edition including but not limited to, the time armin got a head injury in a crowd at a show and Reiner was like “shit”, Marco and Armin sometimes make out because
Who wants to see me correct a widely-held belief on Tumblr and take a huge amount of shit for it?
artemispanthar: I remember, like, way early on the whole post-apocalyptic setting of AT was kind of a background thing, not directly mentioned but you could see evidence of it in the backgrounds. I used to maintain a folder on photobucket cataloging
Me at Ripley's
not-a-fusion: //did Yumas dad just forshadow arc v?
i love kouao so much i'm just. fucking hit me with a trashcan.
cieply: if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed
Me and my kids. Got my basement all tore up, toys everywhere. #blackout
If you really insist on it… just know I’m not going to hold back ;)
Panties Make Me Hard
heelsland: DRESSED / UNDRESSED SERIES 1 : Dressed Follow Me for more sexy pics like this !More hot girls in tight dresses, lingerie, sexy outfits … and always wearing high heels : CLIC HERE !
Fuck me dress
Not all the makeup in the world can help me.
Not my art, if you know the artist please feel free to contact me so I can credit this!
hotanimebabe: duragdaddy: “when you take your bra off and are home for the evening you be like” PLEASE GET THIS OUT OF MY FACE! !!!!!IS THIS NOT ME!!!!! nancydrewofficial
sketchamagowza: I’m Not Sleepy [Patreon][Gumroad]
Not to brag but all 3 of my memer videos I made for this blog have hit 100 notes so I’m feeling pretty poggers rn 😎
who needs a boyfriend? not me.
its-a me twerkio
cocaineteas: pradaboiswagg: I suck dicks off! #missprada Is this not me?
Me, some girl I do not know, + daniels-thoughts
gaysfinest: I can tell myself all day, “be heartless, fuck em” but in all reality, I have a big ass heart, and can’t treat people bad, that’s just not me.
Power’s not given to you. You have to take it. ☣☢ #ChristmasEve #beach
im-not-sorry-its-human-nature: Follow my Instagram: http://instagram.com/joshsnell
Not as lean, not as mean, but always a Marine
mermaid-in-the-makingg: not me
YOU DRIVE ME FUCKING MAD
it's not me , it's you
i mean the fact that prince harry would date meghan markle and not me?????i have been in love with him for YEARSand i am ALSO half blackand like really YOU COULDN’T PICK ME OVER HER??JUST BECAUSE SHE’S ON TVgod fucking dammityou stupid fucking ginger
sharingneedles:boy: (stops texting me)me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
hothaitianhoe: jehovahhthickness: trebled-negrita-princess: theryanproject: pashyn: 😊 Me 🙂 My response to that is always “I ain’t ask you all that, do you wanna go or not!” Me when I asked @hothaitianhoe ’s bitch ass to go to the
Not so much a confession or anything important, I’m just so tired recently that I’m not even horny. I feel like something important is missing
not perfect but not bad