im not me
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Being subtle is really not one of my strong suits.
Im Not From This World Come With Me To My Planet
i wish i was prettier or more lady-like so my mom would maybe compliment me sometimes
me and scorpios do not get along and yet most of my friends/family are scorpios/scorpio cusps
nofoodnolove: It’s not my fault my milkshake brought them to me omg your face tinh lmaooo.
earthdad: me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*
not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least
melissavercos: Me, on Earth:
leiahime: this still will never not describe me
@after-mycoffee tagged me for the last song I listened to, my lock screen , and a selfie . Have a good day everyone. Not going to tag anyone so just do it if you want to 😝
katiiie-lynn:Had ourselves a little range date earlier this afternoon 🥰🎯🔫 rented a slightly smaller pistol for me to try that fits my hands a little better than Adam’s guns. Still not the best shot but getting slightly better each time
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wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago people seem disinterested in what
jemmasimmns: “i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you” a film written, directed, produced by and starring me
Lol everyone around me is getting into relationships and what not but I’m just here like no thanks 😂
damianmcgintleman:why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic
9th grade. Me, Tina, and Phoenix. Not quite sure how to explain this picture, but there is a dude humping another dude in the background….
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a new method.
If you were me, you’d be in luck. But you’re not, so you suck!
Grow your hair as long a a hippies. But we’re not hippies, we’re slippys! Like the Manson family.
Forgive me for who I'm not
“You think by killing me tonight, my powers will not rise? There’ll be nowhere for you to run when my hatred comes to life. Condemned to fill the prophecy, allowing no first born. Defy your morbid declaration. LEAVE YOU RIPPED AND TORN!”
Tonight is one of those nights where the distance really gets to me and I break down…it’s not even been a week and I miss him so much!
Men, let me give you a little tidbit of advice here–offering some of your bread to the random girl on the bus is not a way to flirt
rubyetc: today, in essence. Because yes, how lovely but also I’m terrified and a complete git and do not know what I am dooooeeeeeng
When one of your faves follows you. I’m at work and trying not to do a little happy dance where customers can see me
Yo Tumblr can you stop making me unfollow people when I don’t mean to. Thankssomuch
Do you ever look at someone and go “wow I’m really glad you’re not in my life anymore”
vegayta: now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
Call me Kitten 🖤
this was me being dramatic
Decided to not look slovenly today.
ugh I am so content with life at the moment due to simply finding a prize bendy straw in my cinnamon toast crunch cereal like this is the best thing ever I’m not kidding this is perfect
L M F A O so my brother is driving me and my friend back from the protest we went to and Muh calls him and I expected they’d be going out to smoke hookah and my brother was like “so you want me to drop you guys off?" and I was like
punacceptable:hey if you are a middle aged white man don’t ever stare at me in public thanks
please respond so I know it’s not just me but u too
can everybody just please take a moment and say “tingly panties” is that not the most disgusting thing you’ve ever heard in your life fuck moist, tingle and panty make me want to vomit
im not even sad just resigned and bored
but like i also have work that i am feeling like NOT doing ????? idk i really like and respect my teachers this term and i don’t wanna senior slump and let them down yall feel me buncha internal conflict
Feeling panicked and overwhelmed and more anxious than I have been in a while. I don’t know why but packing has become an extremely anxiety-inducing activity. It’s not because it reminds me of leaving or anything like that, it’s just
so i met a cute baby tonight. he puked on me. not as cute but i cried laughing so its cool
spill out my blood, i’m done being bottled like wine. there’s nothing fine about me.
I’m so happy, so happy, so so happy. Floating happy. Been happy for weeks can’t feel a damn thing, flying and floating. Not even the darkness of my muscle memory man could bring me a centimeter down. Happy happy, floating happy
i wish i could ask you if you’re okay but i do not want to speak to you. let me know
trying not to let ocd get the better of me
freyasfancy: Me. Totally me.
Lights flash on the run for the fences Let them say what they want, we won’t hear it Lose lips sink ships all the damn time Not this timeJust grab my hand and don’t ever drop it My love They are the hunters, we are the foxes And we run Me. Do
soggymoistmeat:weloveshortvideos:When your not suppose to be playing your game at night…this is me still :/
Home alone so I’m going to the roof & maybe get high. Probably not tho since David isn’t here to get high with me. I don’t like doing it alone. The weather is nice & breezy tonight tho, so I’ll go up there either way &
Me: Ive been drawing LOTS of furries for commissions, should really do something else before I forget how to do stuffAlso me: ok but… CONSIDER!!!
Not to be boring and serious on main but really nice part of being me is that it really doesn’t matter how horny I get or how much I want someone kind of release or pleasure because it is impossible to get off. Because “genitals doesn’t
Fetlife have surprisingly many Tumblr like scam “dommes” dare I say I’m not really surprised. Makes me really sad tho :(
I know it doesn’t matter what I feel. But a female anatomy would make me feel so fulfilled and safe about myself. I also understand if that would have been the case this desire could have been opposite or not at all
Dynamics with a cuckquean just seems so wonderful to me.. I’m not even sure why
People who can just talk with other people are so powerful and mysterious. My mind is just always blank when meeting a person I’m not even sure it can be called being shy. It’s something else and it hurts me more than I’ll admit
not me crying after watching porn bc they were so in love and the intimacy was too hot that it made me feel very alone and jealous.
I have my name in my bio for simple reasons, use it. I’m not mistress, mommy, slut, lilone, dummy or anything else. I’m Gabbi. If I know you and I give consent I can be and talk about a lot of things. You might even get to give me a completely
