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How can a person NOT love Pizza ?!!? is it even possible ? i mean , can you even find me just ONE person that doesn’t actually love eating a fucking awesome pizza ?!?!? Fuck , i want pizza now ! -.-’
Here’s a smile for you ! Working is killing me , that’s why i’m not on tumblr a lot lately …. i wish you all a great day ! :-*
I hope you’re having a great Sunday… I’m very busy with work, here it’s hot and sunny, so my work, luckily, is going well and keeps me busy… That’s why I’m not as active as usual on tumblr.. But you
Me Myself And I
me-loves-strawberries replied to your post:Rhapsodies in Blue (Chapter II) - RivaMika This is utter perfection… seriously can’t describe it in words. Don’t you dare end it there (please *puppy eyes*) Thank you!! I’ll try not to stop here,
rondanchan: “You know, you don’t have to do this right now. It can wait, if you’re not ready.” “It’s ok… Thanks for coming with me.” Docks: Holding Area - in which some unexpected feelings were had. These two tho, amirite?? I liked
ME RIGHT NOW!!
forlackofabettercomic: Remember kids, you should always be the hero character in the video game that is your life! And probably not the shopkeeper NPC, like me.
A Crustacean
me: *sees unsourced repost of friend’s art*me: how dare you
All I want is to find a guy who will let me smoke pot on the couch and rub his back while we watch the patriots on tv. I feel like that’s not even asking a lot guys.
Too cold for a dress? Screw you weather! You will not stop me! ( insert evil laugh here). Also wore a bow in my hair, happy days!
New friendsSo last night I went to a play party that my roommate and his girlfriend talked me into. Definitely not what I expected. I somehow magically ended up teaching boys how to flog their girlfriends lol. Pretty fun. But did notice one woman who
Hi everyone!So, not sure if anyone noticed but my posts and reblogs over the last few months have become a teeny bit more…dark lol. And I decided fuck it, it’s my blog and I actually want more things that I think are hot to me. With that
I’m not going as a character for Halloween. I honestly just want to dress cute but used. Maybe I can get @shanedog09 to give me a bloody lip. I just want to be big eyes and bloody lips.
adventuresofcesium:i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks
Here’s my selfie for #NAHM!They’re a bit hard to see but I JUST got my beaded forget-me-not earrings from Alaska. They’re the perfect reminder of home, AND I got to support another Alaskan Native woman. You can find her shop here!
Bit hard to see but I still love these beaded forget me not earrings. They keep Alaska closer to my heart 💜
not you kelley, that motherfucker who called me gay
Not Even LinkedIn Can Shelter Women from Creeps
I Dare You Not To Love Me
8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of hell me seducing Satan.
gayscifiguy: superdictionary: Queer Hawkgirl: That’s a queer animal. That’s a strange animal. It must come from another planet. (h/t http://dropkickbatarang.tumblr.com/) me
not sure if checkered shirt under purple velvet blazer is considered a ‘fashion no-no’ but i’m well into it anyway?i mean add some green trousers and a top hat and i can go full willy wonka??
Can we talk about how super-selfie this is? But also how much I love this cardigan. Not a bad day. Got an egg bagel sandwich to prep me for the day amd time for some relaxing, online shopping and grad school application stuff before my gym class! Love
Thinking about the future made me cry, so I got that going for me.
-Me, caring voraciously- I don’t care, it’s nothing. Who cares about this? Not me.
marlynnofmany:aqueous2:instructor144:ventraman:rev-another-bondi-blonde:This could save your life.BOOST.Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.I especially appreciate this guy’s commitment to actually showing
crystvllized:tumblr makes me want to watch a lot of movies and read a lot of books but i dont have time because of tumblr
nue: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
I hope I won’t have to wear my mental disorders for too long, so I can go back to the me that feels okay– and so people will hopefully notice I’m not crazy anymore Assuming I get better
tallulahblues: I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I
tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels.
Shout out to that kid that eye raped me like 6 or 7 times today; I’ve never had to tell someone where my face is. I don’t think I’m boring enough when I talk to you to not look at anywhere but my body.
kingcheddarxvii: My friends: please. please just. stop talking about that meme frog. he’s not a real person he doesn’t have real feelings. please stop talking about him Me:
vvebkinz: a boy that won’t watch studio ghibli movies with me is a not a boy that i need in my life
prince–galaxy: prince—galaxy: I want all of you to know that if you ever need to vent or just talk to me.Im here for you all and i will not judge. I love you.
unsoaring: i don’t want someone who thinks i’m perfect, i want someone who knows i’m not and loves me anyway
disowns: if i were to die tomorrow, i’d realize that i did not die happy and that scares me
afteerhours: covered-corners:fatboy-rizzoli-torres:increditasticular:okay so i’m not a fan of miley but this is 110% trueIt kills me how sad she looks in the second gif. =\ Accurately describes society’s views on women. Babe :(
jssicachastain:me 12 hours ago: im gonna change my sleeping schedule for the better and actually get regular healthy sleepme now: why not catch up on tv at 3 am
sicklysatisfied:ginesthoi:queenmichi: athelstansbitch: MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO thank youuuuu Or something I said three days
freshprinceprs:somewherinneverland:rainashizas: meloetta: stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much! stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me Stage
slayboybunny:i am not saying i am a gold digger. .. .. but i am saying that if a person wealthier than i am wanted to shower me in money and gifts and fancy trips i would absolutely dig that
doodleforfood: This may or may not have actually happened.
doresque: my talents include blogging till 5am crying immediately when someone’s yelling at me neglecting my friends shitwriting a 10-page-essay one day before the deadline not moving for 6 hours having 15 different emotions at the same time fucking
gothiccharmschool: maybenotboring:sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second* This should not make me laugh as much as it does.
khansfringe: ce-les-ti-al: camiekahle: I’ve never related to anything more college in a 17 second montage this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me
jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
jaclcfrost: my response to “you should see a doctor” 98% of the time is just “haha yeah probably” followed by me not seeing a doctor
sadangel2001: WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?
language-flower: “I want to learn so many languages!!!” I say as I continue not to work on any of the ones I’m actually studying
Yeah…..reminds me of when i get pissed of at sir and cross my arms like this while yelling at him. Doesn’t work coz he stops listening to me at that point. His blood ain’t going to the right head anymore…. :-/ lol
Hey yall I’m tryin to stay active but not much is happening. Uh.I made sugar cookies with baking SODA instead of baking POWDER on accident and they’re edible but have a nasty aftertaste so. I’ve got that going for me 😑☹Also waiting
beautiful-shinigami: This happened to me once in high school and I wanted to die.
sorry, i'm not sorry
not havin none of your shit today, world.
