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If anyone out there is a big fan/friend and wants to talk to me tonight, shoot me a message on kik. Kik: Carterriswheel
anonymously message me anything you want to tell me before 2015 ends.
nicolasrix: @curdalert, asked me a few weeks ago, “How do you approach figure drawing?”While this isn’t really figure drawing in the traditional sense. This is just me trying to show how I see the human form, how I simplify things for myself
alboart:A tribute to Leslie from Unnatural graphic novel, created by @mirkand!Follow me on Instagram - Pixiv - Twitter - DeviantartSupport me on Patreon or Ko-fi if you’re a fanOr ask for a commission, i’m available and here are my prices!
I don’t know how soon I’ll be able to make another recording. Not because of logistics, but because a silence has fallen over me. At least today and yesterday and a few days before then, I haven’t wanted to speak.
tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels.
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
winterspitfires: my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver
guroslime: person : why do you draw everything facing left in ¾ view me : im a right handed mediocre artist
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
slbtumblng: textsfromcastlevania: (479): You can trust me. I’m unemployed and not wearing pants. same
lierdumoa:This is a witch origin story. not even pigeons would accept me…
mokcheng: [Trans] Scorpio ~ #gudetama #ぐでたま
onepiecequotes: I really hope that’s actually you. Because you might be winning the selfie games. I can assure you this is me in my final form
cheskasmagicshire: ibarfrainbow3s: scalematecapekind: thefuuuucomics: i am so pissed THIS MADE ME CRINGE reblogging cause EGGplant This fucked me up
vickiking: Sneak peek Oh yeah, after protesting forever, I got Instagram.. http://instagram.com/missvickiking Am I right in thinking this may/may not be me and KiffAlso everyone should follow Vicki she’s wonderful.
vextape: I’m not putting this in the magazine so here have a picture of me on top of this majestic bedding from a cute motel in Bishop, CA. WOLF POWER I miss California, cry cry.
It’s Sunday night and I’m stuck on my laptop so if you ever had a question that you actually wanted answered (notoriously bad at getting through my inbox sorry) now is your time(full disclosure, totally not a picture of me right now. right now I am
This is my boyfriend guys. I love him to death! I want to grow old with him, and eventually I want to have the honor of being his husband. Maybe not right now, but this guy right here is my whole life. He’s so sweet to me and I wouldn’t know
As soon as I start to gain some confidence it’s shot down by you. You’ve tormented me my whole life about the way I look or how much I weigh, and I hate it. I’m probably not going to eat much, because of this and I can’t help
So I know it doesn’t look like much progress, but I’ve been trying to exercise as much as I can. The bottom right is of me in the past and the other three are what I look like currently. I mean, there’s not much difference, but I definitely
I know most of my text posts are sad and not funny as people like, but I just need to post my feelings. I really want someone to lay down and cuddle with, and feel like nothing else matters in the world. Everybody I meet ends up throwing me away and
It’s a kind of sketch for the new t-shirt My “bloody experiment” :D When t-shirt is ready, it will be more beautiful, because this “blood” will be more red than on this picture And… it’s not for me, it’s
Hello is self-insert weekend over yet?Im not gonna pass up an opportunity to draw me and my fave let alone my fave :)We’re making fun of nerds who bring their own cups to 711, you cant see them cuz they suck
Hello dear followers, you may not see any updates from me for a little while as I’m taking a short break from tumblr to refocus on other things in life
Drunk me is not prepared to deal with the, surprisingly good, decisions that they have made.
emiello:Pros of dating mei’m rly soft and squishyi’ll make you hot beverages in bed i’m good at compliments you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names Cons of dating me ummm?? zero i am a goddess
cute-bird-dad: i think we all have that one piece of media we like that’s basically “i love this thing, but i dont think everyone should watch this thing and would not categorically recommend it to other people i know, this thing has a lot of problems
not of self, but of geography.
idrinksoymilk:It’s ok to be jealous and mad and sad and angry and any other “negative” emotion… You’re not being toxic you’re being human. The point at which you become toxic is when you’re letting these emotions seep into how you treat
anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are
nerdqueenofthepumpkins: paramourencore: me And it’s not amazing when you feel it.
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
cyberpark: “can you wrap this present for me” “yeah sure”
me: Hm, maybe I’ll go for a walk tomorrowweather forecast:me: Hm, maybe I’ll stay in tomorrow buried under a pile of ice
Me, who loves cute, happy, and fun things: It’s cute how it’s like canon for Rubies to have trouble counting because they always forget to include themselves.The other part of me that loves angst and sorrow: Hey, let’s think about how Rubies probably
avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny
vampirequeen: add me on skype so i can stare at ur contact and not talk to u
transcripts: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend
wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago people seem disinterested in what
Random reminder that my Icon literally IS me. I do not use the description of literally lightly and I am sitting at my computer right now looking almost exactly like my icon messed up hair and jacket included.
*me at work* “if I said that I dont like turkey, would you think I was weird? *random misc higher up; (paraphrased)* …yeah… (paraphrased) Me: Well then I Guess Im weird then *as I walk away*
chasingtrophywhitetails: Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
Believe me, I’m not that kind of witch
doedoedoee: babybuttercups: PSA: MY SEXUALITY IS NOT SET IN STONE. I WILL CHANGE IT WHENEVER IT MAKES ME MORE COMFORTABLE TO DO SO. I DONT CARE IF ITS CONFUSING FOR YOU. YOUR CONFUSION MEANS DICK COMPARED TO MY PERSONAL WELL BEING AND IDENTITY. But
When someone tells me to not be so salty
Fuck it. I’m going to take a shower and may go to bed while the sun is still up. Haven’t eaten dinner. Haven’t really eaten anything today, really. Not real hungry and bored as shit. Oh well. Gonna drag the laptop upstairs to give me
jaclcfrost: that character’s height or age or other pieces of information about them that aren’t readily available may be useless and not matter in the grand scheme of things but they matter to me and i’m going to think about them a lot and i’m
jaclcfrost: any cat i see is My Friend and i will refer to them as my friend. do not “but that’s just a cat” me. that cat is my friend. we are friends. i love my friends
koryos:you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar
zodiacmind: How you know it’s real with each Zodiac sign! Fun facts about your sign here I’m not much into signs but this is actually pretty accurate of me
bugtears:I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them.
Also, I was talking to my mam today, and apparently, not only do I have a older sibling on my, well… on the other side of the family, I also have a younger sibling, too! Hah… I have never met my father, I have no desire to meet my father,
ponpongoawei: i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who has a fit of guilt every time someone pays for my lunch
me then: can complete soldier game ex no problem me now: literally just failed bokura no live kimi to no life on easy
Peony Me
jakesjohnson: otp: we’re not a couple.me:
Ok so it’s not a selfie… But it’s still me! Here ya go anon who asked for one…
Really hope I got the job. Been wanting to work for this company for years now. And I finally got an interview. Let’s just hope I stood out and made a good enough impression. But if not, hopefully the opportunity finds it’s way back to me.
uniquequietness: shred-and-gain: Me, tonight. Me too
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