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lissabunnyx: nyah nyah nyah. Give me attention Master wouldn’t have to ask me twice….http://lissabunnyx.tumblr.com
Reblogs for credit. Me by @themorty . This is why I hate Tumblr…people stealing and uncrediting and not giving a shit :(((((
blackjrxiii: And the award for Followers Choice 2 goes to Twilight Sparkle x Applejack! Alright so in a surprising turn of events futa MLP beat futa morrigan in the poll. But that is a-ok with me. :D First i wanna give a big thank you to http://cytreath.
ephemerid: So, at long last, here’s a video of me. You might be interested in knowing that I did not touch myself at all before I pressed rec.
If anyone would like to play Payday 2 (PC) with me, please message me your Steam :)
Here’s a little video from late this summer. My man’s still learning not to shake the camera, but I imagine it’s hard with me down there… ;) Hopefully next time I see him we’ll get some better pics, but I thought I’d
I haven’t been on here much lately, mostly due to a lack of motivation and maybe sexual confidence? I’m not so sure. Anyway, I plan on making up for that a bit. Send in your requests, lovies, and I’ll do what I can! ;) Also, I’
As predicted, my birthday was not awesome. Cheer me up?
A drawing of me, in all my gory. My beautiful face combined with my great artistic ability, make for one marvelous pic.
Had a bit of a surprise the other day when my wife said to me (naked) in the morning “You have such a nice body!” Damn, what a treat to hear from her. She very seldom expresses any interest in physical/sexual matters. Not that she doesn’t
Mom told me not to post anymore cigarette pics
euo: “To Whom It May Concern: I have decided to end my life because I no longer exist. A person should amount to something and not float around this earth like a ghost” The Double (2013) dir. Richard Ayoade
nyaparts: Click me for the brushes used in the tutorial A few peeps were wondering how I drew attacks in my nuzlocke comic, so I made a quick/kinda sloppy tutorial about it! Tbh it’s just me spamming luminosity and overlay layers haha ;yyy Hope this
I am not completely hard… Help Me Babygirl plz! ;)
fourchambers: With Blue – uncertain stumbling Buzz – Between the light – and me – And then the Windows failed – and then I could not see to see – music : lalleshwari - lesions in the brain (katiejanegarside.com/lalleshwari.html)
My good friend Kingsley was not amused by me taking her picture last night (Taken with instagram)
abitknoxie: Model: Julia Lorenzini <3 Tried photoshop again… Not super happy with the results but that’s mostly due to the crappy artificial light these were taken in… D; More pictures of actually me. These turned out quite nicely; my compliments
Not sure why but the feet in this picture fascinate me …so intimate
nieniekoto: cakeis: [ 5 : 2 3 A M ] o > this is giving me feelings ;__; Aw dear this was supposed to help your feels ヾ(´･ω･｀｡) Here, have the first 3 frames that cracked me up while making this :D
not-fit-into-society: Siempre nadie me lo prohibe
I’m not perfect! I’m just me. Deal with that.
happafaith: THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS
villainouslaughs: wanna-be-a-reindeer: (x) he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream are you kidding that’s current me’s dream!
grannyp0rn: bowlofbloodoranges: here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest 1st pic : lookin good 2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest) 3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest 4th pic: me being outtie
sorry for the pic spam actually no i’m not sorry you should thank me
Just to prove I do exist…(grin)…not a big one for putting these things out there in this venue, at least…but seems only fair if'n I’m posting others (but for the racier ones, you’ll have to find me elsewhere…) Garde
Happy new year everyone! It’s been a fun time this year on Tumblr. I mean that, honestly. I started not knowing what to expect, especially when I posted my own content, but it seems that some of you like to see me put toys in my skinny ass and keep
This is pretty accurate. I am not surprised. I am the least amount Hufflepuff which makes sense because it’s the lamest house and I am not lame.
Not even dark pit knows why he´s in smash… comic drawn by awkward zombie,not me
pbandjai: iamhannalashay: I am tired of half ass weak relationships. I’m not looking to get into a “non-relationship” relationship. I want a real, genuine, raw, love. I want consistency and commitment not someone who’s gonna keep up a routine
Giving up the idea of finding a woman that could want me.Wasted to much time being rejected and not finding anyone interested in someone like me.
High functioning autism and crippling social anxiety makes for a really useless person. Good to remind myself that “Your not your diagnosis” and whatever but yeah kinda are and not much to do about it.
If male anatomy chastity devices was comfortable, not painful to wear, and in my size I would wear one. Female anatomy belts are much more comfortable but just such a high price and not sure how it would work out long time. I hope that I can get one this
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
srkdall:5265ad:I’m grown but I’m not grown grown Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
blindedbythedarkness: everyone in the world: we need to talk about mental health before its too late!me, literally screaming: everything is bad again!! im not coping!! i want to kill myself!! please someone help me!!everyone: ✔ read 19:43
Like I'm attractive but not attractive attractive like I'm attractive enough to not be ugly
inbedwithboys: My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there
f4lconpunch: I do not feel like a human. I do not feel like I belong here. I feel as though I only understand how to emulate love; I don’t think I am physically capable of feeling it. The five emotions I feel are fear, annoyance, impatience, emptiness,
Just because a person has a high demand for what they do, does not mean they are good at it, and just because a person is surrounded by people who don’t disagree with how they present themselves, does not mean that they are in fact down to earth,
trvstno1: No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
deevg–art: i would say im sorry buuuuut. im not. Ya’ll should go check out me friends artsy ok?
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
christophrevans: zerachin: theongreyjoy: that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time. #THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW
wannabebandkid: voovoov: sniikt: tell me it’s not only me and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable I call it the fidget bar because I always bounce my leg on it
not-withoutyou:battle couples has gotta be one of my favorite tropes though. The “you got me?” “Yeah, I got you.” The kiss for good luck. Fighting alongside each other for so long they know every strength and weakness. The dichotomy of being fucking
I made a thing, a kinklist thing. So now you know what I’m into and what I’m not. Though some questions depend. For example, I’ve not had an experience with a man but might be into it if I met the right one (preferably feminine 😘).
thetrappistmonk: I made a thing, a kinklist thing. So now you know what I’m into and what I’m not. Though some questions depend. For example, I’ve not had an experience with a man but might be into it if I met the right one (preferably feminine
emporbooty: gamblingemperor: emporbooty: gamblingemperor: 1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER 1324 is not in order Matt ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE Science
0uu: zombie-rabbits: not knowing how to draw your favorite character not knowing how to draw your own character
not to be dramatic but i’ll die if they meet this volume
rinacat:some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”me: “Because they’re a great character.”asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON
makos-lightningrod: Food, yum. #STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT THEY LITERALLY ANIMATED MAKO SHOVING FIST-SIZED FOOD INTO HIS MOUTH WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN #AFTER MAKING HIM MOAN #LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BRYKE #BECAUSE YOU’VE SUCCEEDED.
Not that I need validation or anything but I want someone that calls me pretty every once in a while ya know
• Not Your Baby •
Wearing but definitely not feeling blue with @chien-espagnol
lovelyom: aheadfullofbooks: “I like to show women who exist in solitude but do not suffer. They are not depressed or crying. Rather [they] are safe, exalting in the sense of enjoying the company of just herself.” Postmodern Loneliness is
Evan Brewer can fuck me up
![nieniekoto: cakeis: [ 5 : 2 3 A M ] o > this is giving me feelings ;__; Aw dear this was supposed to help your feels ヾ(´･ω･｀｡) Here, have the first 3 frames that cracked me up while making this :D](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f1f02368892694c41695ebcb2609b7a7/tumblr_mp4muqdteR1rwe6xgo1_250.gif)
![lovelyom: aheadfullofbooks: “I like to show women who exist in solitude but do not suffer. They are not depressed or crying. Rather [they] are safe, exalting in the sense of enjoying the company of just herself.” Postmodern Loneliness is](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d4dc3c8a90c6fd1a5ddadca0ce6f448c/tumblr_o24zqr4jO01ukj2wfo1_250.jpg)