im not kidding
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not the norm for this blog but this is just adorable, and needs to be reblogged right away :)
Not a happy swinger
Not quite there yet
animericans: geleleo: “When you finally avenge your clan #sasukeuchiha” are you fucking kidding me
I would love to do a giveaway of a pair of these someday! (After I “previewed” them myself, lol. kidding!!) They’re expensive though… Check them out here if you want. =3
not-sogoodgirl: bigbootygifs: Cryssie Badd | @Cryssie_Badd
greyinanasi: ⭐ WTF THE GUY ON THE LEFT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU BROSTON IM NOT KIDDING I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU I STILL WOULDVE THOUGHT IT WAS YOU IF I DIDNT KNOW BETTER OMG
Walking around NY trying not to crush heads.
fauxreal: are you fuckin kidding me aaaaaawwwww
villainouslaughs: wanna-be-a-reindeer: (x) he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream are you kidding that’s current me’s dream!
askthegrandhighboob: fullofsinfullust: zzazu: trenzalord: geometricdeathtrap: pugsies: PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns,
scrapbookbeta:samieballerina: d-a-n-o-s-a-u-r-: claudiagray: How many years before I can vote for this child? How much longer?! We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is not
oddlyloved: cr3at1vem1nd: ishootemdown: WTFFFFFFFFFFF NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I BUY THESE ALL THE TIME! flyyybrodaniel: 90blin: pokingsmot: nah this isn’t real. is it? :( YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT? Dude, I’m stocking the FUCK up then. omg
So I work in a dollar store, and we sell really cheap art supplies. Today, these two kids bought a big pack of art pencils, and being an artist myself, I asked if they were artists, and told them I was one too. They said “Cool, what do you draw?”
So one of my favourite pornstars recently had a kid, and I can’t help but think about 18 years down the line when that kid is looking at porn online and sees his mom and his brain explodes
I feel like I’m in a minority because my friends and I always wanted to see Klay World: Off the Table as kids, and now I’ve seen it like 5 times
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here See? Not my fault. I can’t help it if I am irresistible…..heehee.
When I was a kid, I used to lie on the swings at the park like this because I could pretend I was lying across someone’s lap getting spanked. I was a strange child. I was looking for something else and rediscovered this photoset of Zoe Montana from
deenoverdami: nickey79: sizvideos: Video You are not born with hate and this here proves that Too sweet Look at how quickly those two girls jump up. Like if women aren’t the greatest things in this world, my god.Girls are the best.
godtricksterloki: lady-sith: ozzyosborntodie: me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man This is what’s wrong with kids today, they are what 12, 13? And dress almost like 17 year holds. Not cool man & look at the blonde girl she’s barely
collegehumor: This is the Best Way to Rake Leaves, Obviously Seasons may change. But teenage boys do not. I’d award them for at least knowing the proper term.
liquidatomicgonads: The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.
societykilledher: forgivemeasinner: justinmilwaukee: This is so awesome. Yeah, I can’t help but reblog this. No matter how famous or tough you are, if a little kid is stoked on you… You stop and recognize that he is your biggest fan. His face
thesquirtlesquad: I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty
not of self, but of geography.
I will actually pay 贄 to anyone who can prove the identity of “The Girl Graduate” that replied to Oscar Wilde’s lecture on dress. I think I have a crush on her letter. Even if it is over a hundred years old.
List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids
hitchdreyses: Okay so I’m looking at the snk art of them as kids right? and I see Jean’s art of him as a kid and I can’t help but think that he’s crying because he got bullied When you think about this it starts to make sense why Jean was
isadorenoir: hoekagei: mamapluto: kakalotl: destinyrush: 33-year-old Jeffery Lew, a father of three, raised over ว,000 to cover the cost of unpaid lunches in the Seattle School District, where his 8-year-old son is a student. Source (x) Kids
zelour: that feeling of when you’re in a group of friendsbut you’re not really in that group of friends every fucking day
dippedinblacksugar: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even
bellezanatural11: Sexy Back by Feral-Kid (Brian Kelly)
brooklynbombshells: Chris Urena looks beautiful in this shot, i love the natural look. Billy Kid captures her beauty really well!!!
imsobadatnicknames2:I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding
halfdemonself: gotham-knights: This really impacted me as a kid This spiel was almost immediately followed by a scene of her suddenly falling in love with “Mr. Incredible”, then by a scene of her a few years later as a stay at home mom with two
darkinternalthoughts: ruinedchildhood: Putting the ‘Fun’ in ‘Funeral’ See @mia-down-under, I knew there was a good reason to be creeped out by these abominations. I want this at my funeral!!!!
liverodland: The kids are not alright: Scans from the book of stills and manuscript from Larry Clark and Harmony Korines N.Y nihilist classic movie Kids from 1995.
Not gonna lie, i HATE PE @SNAPPitsAustin @zoefreakinhelms
Not a good night #ER
not going to forget about this amazing day :)
not-youu-fat-jesus: One of the best movies on the planet.
gothhabiba: girls who are 14-16 rn are really going through it with makeup and instagram culture in a way that young teenagers of my day did not and it’s very concerning 😶 like the models photoshopped in magazines back then, only more accurately
im-not-sorry-its-human-nature: Power’s not given to you. You have to take it. ☣☢ #ChristmasEve #beach
im-not-sorry-its-human-nature: Follow my Instagram: http://instagram.com/joshsnell
Not Tigress
I called it, I knew that as a trade for bigger boobs for a short time I would have killer cramps and I actually think I’m dying
reminder: every body type is hot, girls and guys
ixnay-on-the-oddk: *wish I didn’t have to make this video wearing this makeup but oh well* Reporting me and having my perfectly PG photos removed because you think I’m too skinny is BULLYING. No, not concern, not a helping hand, it’s bullying.
where are all the sugar daddies to buy me lingerie??
if someone has the sudden urge to spoil me a victoria secret online gift card is always nice so I can buy that pretty mint bra I saw the other day but im too poor for (angel face inserted here)
imaanoverdesires:Teach your kids that cooking and cleaning are basic life skills. Not gender roles.
kwindraws: “This Is Not What I Expected” fanart because this movie always makes me feel happy and fuzzy inside and I’ve watched it 4 times this year already 😫😫😫 I listened to the soundtrack on repeat while drawing this 🙃 Loooooooved
@ stream people i’m holding u all responsible for not reminding me to add sage’s neck tattoo
